# First Pic of Harrison Ford from Indy IV

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 25, 2007, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257 "2007-06-25T00:35:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/21 "2007-06-25T20:25:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus]  
_Indiana Jones and The Damn Kids On the Lawn_  
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I think that’s the best title, although _Indian Jones Has Fallen and Can’t Get Up_ is a very close second.

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**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/22 "2007-06-25T20:33:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Sir Rhosis]  
^^^My understanding is that the stuff with the Old Indy is soon going to be “gone.” From what I’ve read, Lucas is going to re-edit all the “Young Indy” episodes for DVD release (in 2008, to coincide with the “Indy IV” release) and every single “Bookend” segment, EXCEPT the bookend that Harrison Ford did for “Young Indiana Jones and The Mystery of The Blues” will hit the cutting room floor.

Sir Rhosis  
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Well, obviously something has to be cut. Otherwise there won’t be room for all the new sequences featuring Indy’s lifelong sidekick, Floppy Nudwacker. Lucas has realized that the adventures don’t really make any sense without Indy’s comically bumbling pal, so Floppy’s hilarious pratfalls have been seamlessly edited into all future releases.

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (PLATINUM EXTENDED EDITION)–

INDY: Throw me the whip!

SATIPO: You throw me the idol, I’ll throw you the whip!

FLOPPY: Oh noesy-woes!!! (grabs both earlobes in panic, tries to run in two directions at once, and trips backwards over lever that releases giant boulder)

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**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/23 "2007-06-25T21:43:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Sir Rhosis]  
[http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/357/firstindy4picnz5.jpg](http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/357/firstindy4picnz5.jpg)  
Okay, so it is a candid shot, and a picture does not a good film make, but the old boy looks pretty good for 64.

Sir Rhosis  
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I thought this photo was from

Freddie Krueger; Before the Fire

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/24 "2007-06-25T22:55:27Z")

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Many, many years ago, Ford stated in an interview (I think for _Parade_ magazine) that he absolutely was not going to make another Indiana Jones movie unless it was called _Indiana Jones and the Comfy Chair_.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/25 "2007-06-25T23:05:29Z")

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The Comfy Chair!?

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**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/26 "2007-06-25T23:09:50Z")

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You have to admit, he looks pretty comfortable in that picture…

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/27 "2007-06-25T23:11:14Z")

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Come on… he still looks hot.

🆒

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/28 "2007-06-26T00:06:03Z")

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[QUOTE=garygnu]  
The Comfy Chair!?  
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Cardinal Fang, Line 4. Cardinal Fang?

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/29 "2007-06-26T00:22:23Z")

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_Indiana Jones and the Prostrate of Doom_

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**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/30 "2007-06-26T00:31:15Z")

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He is still quite handsome 🙂

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/31 "2007-06-26T00:40:07Z")

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Please forgive me, for I don’t intend to threadshit or anything (different strokes for different folks and all), but however entertaining the previous umpteen of these things may have been, they really seem to be humping roadkill here (no geriatric whatshisface humor intended).

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/32 "2007-06-26T01:19:32Z")

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[QUOTE=An Arky]  
they really seem to be humping roadkill here  
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How do you mean, Oh Fellow Arkansan? Given that the previous movies belong to the Fantasy genre, the assistance of make up and special effects, I don’t see that the movie will be any different from the others. If Jar Jar Binks can run, so can a 69 year old Ford. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/33 "2007-06-26T01:31:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Sir Rhosis]  
[http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/357/firstindy4picnz5.jpg](http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/357/firstindy4picnz5.jpg)  
Okay, so it is a candid shot, and a picture does not a good film make, but the old boy looks pretty good for 64.

Sir Rhosis  
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It looks to me like they pulled out his costume from _Witness_ for that shot.

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**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/34 "2007-06-26T01:42:48Z")

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_Indiana Jones and the Good Sam Club_  
_Indiana Jones and the Lost Episodes of Matlock_

_Indiana Jones and the “What did I come in here for?” Quest_

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/35 "2007-06-26T01:44:52Z")

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Gangster nailed it, _Indiana Jones and the Damned Kids on the Lawn._

Who the hell is Floppy Nudwacker?

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**Author:** ![Helena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@Helena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/36 "2007-06-26T02:25:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]  
I didn’t know Mormons couldn’t wear hats.

I know they can’t _dance_…  
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What? I can dance! Didn’t you see me at Uncle Louie’s polka party?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/37 "2007-06-26T02:37:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Helena]  
What? I can dance! Didn’t you see me at Uncle Louie’s polka party?  
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the Chicken Dance doesn’t count

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/38 "2007-06-26T02:39:57Z")

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Huh. He looks \*old \*to me, and not that attractive anymore. Certainly too old to be jumping around.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/39 "2007-06-26T02:50:56Z")

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_Indiana Jones and the Shuffleboard Court Caper_

_Indiana Jones and the Butterfly Ballot_

_Indiana Jones and the… er… what was I just saying?_

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-pic-of-harrison-ford-from-indy-iv/409257/40 "2007-06-26T02:53:23Z")

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