# First post.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-post/27080>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [July 27, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-post/27080 "2000-07-27T18:08:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Houseman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c77e96/32.png) [@Houseman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Houseman)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-post/27080/1 "2000-07-27T18:08:56Z")

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Finally! This is my first post, after lurking for weeks. Thanks to TubaDiva for the assist.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-post/27080/2 "2000-07-27T19:10:25Z")

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Hi **Houseman**. Now get out there and start posting more 🙂

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-post/27080/3 "2000-07-28T01:55:36Z")

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There are people waiting for you in [This thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28049).

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-post/27080/4 "2000-07-28T21:29:02Z")

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Kiss, kiss Houseman!

How 'bout me 'n you later. . . you know. Once the kids are asleep. We can finally be alone and. . .

Get our hands on the PlayStation!

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**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-post/27080/5 "2000-07-28T22:26:22Z")

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\*\* [MASTER LIST (Newbies only)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25785)\*\*

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-post/27080/6 "2000-07-28T22:41:58Z")

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Houseman, your first thread and already you get an exciting offer from Pink Slinky! You’re a lucky man.

Welcome to the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-post/27080/7 "2000-07-29T20:55:39Z")

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I’m so used to everyone knowing all my secrets on this board that I just assumed everyone knew Houseman is my husband.