# First President Trump Joke

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2016, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-president-trump-joke/775770 "2016-12-28T13:02:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2017, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-president-trump-joke/775770/21 "2017-01-01T13:06:41Z")

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January 20th Headline:

“New President Bans Sales of Pre-Shredded Cheese. Wants to Make America Grate Again.”

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2017, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-president-trump-joke/775770/22 "2017-01-01T15:40:09Z")

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> [@Quartz](#):
>
> MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN……
> 
> A large earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East. Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured.

An aide suggested that it would be a great photo opportunity if the President should go to the epicenter. So Donald booked a flight to Orlando.

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