# First Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414 "2002-03-11T02:02:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/1 "2002-03-11T02:02:24Z")
WHOOOO! I make the first post! I RULE! ---
**Author:** ![Ankh\_Too](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Ankh\_Too](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ankh_Too)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/2 "2002-03-11T02:03:57Z")
30 seconds because I forgot my password. I rule also, but in a lesser manner. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/3 "2002-03-11T02:04:32Z")
WOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAA! ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/4 "2002-03-11T02:04:50Z")
Because I can! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/5 "2002-03-11T02:05:06Z")
Rock on and live well, for the boards have returned and MAX TORQUE is still here! ---
**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/6 "2002-03-11T02:07:55Z")
w00t! Now to work on my post count again… ---
**Author:** ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/7 "2002-03-11T02:08:35Z")
well at least I’m one of the first dozen or so 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/8 "2002-03-11T02:11:08Z")
Here I am. And this isn’t even ME! ---
**Author:** ![Jadis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@Jadis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jadis)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/9 "2002-03-11T02:13:34Z")
I have to admt, I had my doubts whether we’d ever be back here. I’m glad I was wrong. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/10 "2002-03-11T02:16:00Z")
:👋: Hey gang. Good to see you back. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/11 "2002-03-11T02:18:27Z")
Hello, everybody! It feels real good to be back. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/12 "2002-03-11T02:18:55Z")
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I am SO fucking happy right now. 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/13 "2002-03-11T02:19:53Z")
Miss me? Anyone? Hello? ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/14 "2002-03-11T02:20:25Z")
Looks like I’d better not use my sig until the symbol tags are back into effect. ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/15 "2002-03-11T02:21:02Z")
Just to toss my bits of copper approximating two cents in value in here… Woohoo, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/16 "2002-03-11T02:21:10Z")
_kisses the, um, monitor_ ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/17 "2002-03-11T02:23:28Z")
_kisses Joey_ Hi! ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/18 "2002-03-11T02:25:15Z")
YAY!!! ---
**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/19 "2002-03-11T02:25:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vix \* > \*\*_kisses Joey_ > > Hi! \*\* Hi baby! I knew I could count on you. Love ya! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414/20 "2002-03-11T02:29:41Z")
You be _bad_, **Dave**! Now let’s see if I’m still me. Hmmm…, preview tells me grey is the way. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/first-thread/97414.md?page=2)