# Fish Trolls **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 7, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650 "2000-02-07T23:34:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/1 "2000-02-07T23:34:00Z")
This is too funny… Uncle Beer suggested trolling at the Aquaria message boards (as a joke) and I said it would be funny…believe it or not, people actually do troll on it. Check it out: [http://forums.aquariacentral.com/ubbhtml/Forum1/HTML/015938.html](http://forums.aquariacentral.com/ubbhtml/Forum1/HTML/015938.html) Uncle Beer, is that you??? Behave yourself! Zette * * * Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Ursa\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a88e57/32.png) [@Ursa\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa_Major)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/2 "2000-02-08T01:06:00Z")
I’ve just picked myself up off the floor and recovered from a five minute fit of laughter. Don’t mess wit da fish geeks!!! * * * Ursa Major, Small Fry (Jr. Member), ACMB. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/3 "2000-02-08T01:23:00Z")
Here’s my question. Do they have a board to flame on? I would imagine that would be hard to do since it’s an aquatic board. \< just being stupid \> ---
**Author:** ![Ursa\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a88e57/32.png) [@Ursa\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa_Major)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/4 "2000-02-08T01:26:00Z")
They should have a forum called “The Piranha Pool” for that sort of thing. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/5 "2000-02-08T01:28:00Z")
I’ll be back later…I’m off to post in the “Bar-B-Q Pond” ::snicker:: Is this a weird, weird world or what?? Zette * * * Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2000, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/6 "2000-02-08T14:36:00Z")
Sorry, Zette. That ain’t me. I haven’t been _lured_ to troll that pond. I’d be like a _fish out of water_ over in that _pond_, just _floundering_ around. I always _angle_ for the high road. I only _drink like a fish._ ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/7 "2000-02-09T00:03:00Z")
UncleBeer, you goof, now you have me laughing uncontrollably. bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/8 "2000-02-09T00:39:00Z")
That’s it, Uncle Beer- [best gangster voice]You’re gonna sleep with the fishes [/best gangster voice] Zette * * * Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/9 "2000-02-09T00:49:00Z")
Aw, geez. I’m not sure I like the _tuna_ this conversation. Are we all going to _carp_ on Uncle Beer’s post? Or are we just complaining for the _halibut_? * * * JMCJ This is not a sig. ---
**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/10 "2000-02-09T01:07:00Z")
This whole thread sounds fishy to me… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/11 "2000-02-09T01:21:00Z")
Aw, c’mon guys! That’s just too easy. Y’all are just _shooting fish in a barrel_ here… * * * **Coldfire** * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/12 "2000-02-09T01:36:00Z")
Jeepers! I’m busting a gut! Check out this thread, especially the last post… [http://forums.aquariacentral.com/ubbhtml/Forum6/HTML/002006.html](http://forums.aquariacentral.com/ubbhtml/Forum6/HTML/002006.html) * * * Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Ursa\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a88e57/32.png) [@Ursa\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa_Major)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/13 "2000-02-09T01:48:00Z")
I’m really tempted to register on the SDMB as “Fish Psycho” and see how long it would take to get banned here. It would probably take years. * * * Ursa Major, still a Small Fry (Jr. Member), ACMB ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/14 "2000-02-09T02:16:00Z")
I feel so dirty…I am watching the Fish Boards like a voyeur. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpine/32/17813_2.png) [@Alpine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/15 "2000-02-09T02:19:00Z")
“What a nightmare!” The horror of being banned from Fish Chat! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/16 "2000-02-09T03:04:00Z")
A truly enlightening experience…the piece of cod that passeth all understanding. I’m still snickering over “Plankton boy; size doesn’t matter.” Sheesh, almost makes us look, well, _normal_ by comparison, huh? Ick, Veb ---
**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/17 "2000-02-09T03:38:00Z")
Speaking of fish, if you’re using Netscape, you can turn your monitor into an aquarium by hitting CTRL-ALT-F. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/18 "2000-02-09T13:54:00Z")
Heh, Cababbage, I thought you were pulling our legs… it works!! Anyway, I’m thinking about signing up to that fish board. In a Satan/Stan A. sort of way, I shall use my anagram: Cod Rifle 😉 ## That oughta get me banned in a few days, right? **Coldfire** * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/19 "2000-02-09T16:40:00Z")
And you people call Star Trek fans geeks. Wow, I never imagined that there would be such a thing as a fish message board. Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/20 "2000-02-09T16:44:00Z")
it would be fun to log on there as “BarnesandBarnes” and post the lyrics to Fish heads, but after the last fiasco of Dopers posting on another board en-masse, I dont think I will!! * * * J “We should have as high a regard for the church so as to keep it out of as many things as possible” Fluther Good -the Shadow of a Gunman. Sean O’Casey [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650.md?page=2)