# Fish Trolls **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 7, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650 "2000-02-07T23:34:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/21 "2000-02-09T16:47:00Z")
[http://forums.aquariacentral.com/](http://forums.aquariacentral.com/) just noticed this… check out what it says for catfish and bottom feeders… OH MY! * * * J “We should have as high a regard for the church so as to keep it out of as many things as possible” Fluther Good -the Shadow of a Gunman. Sean O’Casey ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/22 "2000-02-09T16:51:00Z")
Who can think of the best member name for the fish boards? Here are my best bets: PondSkum Fish\_heads Phish CodBoy how 'bout some more? Zette * * * Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/23 "2000-02-09T16:53:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by TVeblen: > \*\*A truly enlightening experience…the piece of cod that passeth all understanding. > > I’m still snickering over “Plankton boy; size doesn’t matter.” > > Sheesh, almost makes us look, well, _normal_ by comparison, huh?\*\* ## Not only do they make us look normal, they make us look COOL! I mean, compared to the self-professed fish geeks (“I was addicted to FISH CHAT”???!!!) we look like friggen rock stars. Habit rules the unreflecting herd. - Wordsworth ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/24 "2000-02-09T17:04:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Zette: > Who can think of the best member name for the fish boards? Here are my best bets: > PondSkum > Fish\_heads > Phish > CodBoy > > how 'bout some more? GillGirl Aquaphobe Watersports (!!) Fishnet Fish’n’chips * * * Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway. ---
**Author:** ![melanietarrant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@melanietarrant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melanietarrant)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2000, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/25 "2000-02-09T17:05:00Z")
i was reading the posts trying to guess who is a fish geek, and who is one of us trolling. then, i stumbled upon HONCHO who wrote > [@](#): > > i like fish > they are tasty > and chewy > except carp. carp must die and they are evil. i almost fell off my chair laughing * * * I’m pink therefore I’m Spam ---
**Author:** ![Konrad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@Konrad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Konrad)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/26 "2000-02-11T02:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > then, i stumbled upon HONCHO who wrote Dat be me. ---
**Author:** ![Ursa\_Major](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a88e57/32.png) [@Ursa\_Major](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ursa_Major)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/27 "2000-02-11T02:51:00Z")
I know some people are going to ignore me, but… Please don’t go over to the fish board just to antagonize them. No matter what you think about fish enthusiasts, it’s really uncool to spam or troll a board that is frequented by decent, inoffensive folks talking about a common interest. I’ve read a lot of posts over there and they have a huge number of people that are very knowledgable about their hobby. My two queries were answered promptly and politely. So please don’t pull that LBMB crap on them. ---
**Author:** ![melanietarrant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@melanietarrant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melanietarrant)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/28 "2000-02-11T14:33:00Z")
i didn’t troll, i just lurked (but i still think HONCHO/KONRAD was the funniest thing i read in weeks) * * * I’m pink therefore I’m Spam ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/29 "2000-02-11T14:54:00Z")
Fish. Chat. A fish board. Wow. I’m totally whelmed. There’s something for everyone. Here’s a name: how 'bout “Cod Peace”? Did someone mention that already? ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/30 "2000-02-11T14:57:00Z")
Yes, I was kidding about trolling the board. I was just pointing out that some people are actually such incredible losers- such wastes of human flesh, that they would troll on a fish board. God, I’m sure glad we don’t have anyone that stupid and rude here. ## Zette PS- my questions were answered in a quick, friendly way, too. If anyone else out there is into keeping an aquarium, it’s a great resourse for info. It’s not like you just fill up the tank and drop in the fish. If you don’t believe me, try it! Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650/31 "2000-02-11T15:04:00Z")
I was only kidding about the fish heads thing. I hate trolls here, even though its fun to flame them, but, each to there own, if they enjoy fish, leave them to it. * * * J “We should have as high a regard for the church so as to keep it out of as many things as possible” Fluther Good -the Shadow of a Gunman. Sean O’Casey [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fish-trolls/13650.md?page=1)