# fishbycycle, get a fucking grip **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 10, 2006, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825 "2006-07-10T04:06:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/61 "2006-07-10T22:13:33Z")
Uh, šŸ˜ƒ God, Iā€™m bad at smileys ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/62 "2006-07-10T22:44:18Z")
[QUOTE=El Cid Viscoso] You wouldnā€™t know these mods. They have a messageboard in ā€¦ in Canada. I met them at summer camp. [/QUOTE] Once, at band camp? šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/63 "2006-07-10T22:52:28Z")
Let it go. Itā€™s Chinatown. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/64 "2006-07-10T23:18:59Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] Once, at band camp? šŸ˜› [/QUOTE] But only once. For 20 minutes. While burning their dog. With a 1920s-style death ray. And they brought back pie. Hi, Opal. (How many did I forget?) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/65 "2006-07-10T23:23:56Z")
[QUOTE=iampunha] (How many did I forget?) [/QUOTE] Rio. LOOK AT MY TITS! Og. Foreskin hater/lover. Penis ensues. I think that about covers it. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/66 "2006-07-10T23:28:21Z")
[QUOTE=NoClueBoy] LOOK AT MY TITS! [/quote] Oh dear Og. Whatā€“WHATā€“did I miss? (Kinda curious about that Rio thing, but not nearly as much as I am about boooooooooooooobies.) ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/67 "2006-07-10T23:32:52Z")
[QUOTE=iampunha] Oh dear Og. Whatā€“WHATā€“did I miss? (Kinda curious about that Rio thing, but not nearly as much as I am about boooooooooooooobies.) [/QUOTE] The answer to any musical question is _Rio_ by Duran Duran. ---
**Author:** ![Lama\_Pacos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Lama\_Pacos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lama_Pacos)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/68 "2006-07-10T23:33:58Z")
FWIW, Iā€™m not much aware of the history with TubaDiva, but when I saw her post in that thread I thought it was quite aggressively assy, especially when I remembered she was a moderator. Sure, it wasnā€™t exactly vitriolic, but out of the blue in response to a totally innocent question, it seems completely uncalled for. Geez, I wish I had the kind of life where I could be a total dickhead in response to a simple inquiry that Iā€™m being paid to answer. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/69 "2006-07-10T23:37:59Z")
[QUOTE=iampunha] Oh dear Og. Whatā€“WHATā€“did I miss? (Kinda curious about that Rio thing, but not nearly as much as I am about boooooooooooooobies.) [/QUOTE] Eh, you didnā€™t miss much. His boobs arenā€™t that nice. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/70 "2006-07-10T23:43:33Z")
[QUOTE=iampunha] Oh dear Og. Whatā€“WHATā€“did I miss? (Kinda curious about that Rio thing, but not nearly as much as I am about boooooooooooooobies.) [/QUOTE] I made it up. Or, actually, a female friend of mine did this to me whan we were amusing ourselves by arguing some nitpicky point about a movie or book or God or quantum physics or something. She probably got the idea from some movie or TV show herself. Yes, they were nice, but she didnā€™t let me touch them. ā˜¹ Some stupid thing about her husband wouldnā€™t understand ā€¦ šŸ˜• If anyone\* knows where she may have got the idea, let me know. Sheā€™s a TV and cinema junquie, so she likely was previously inspired. But not **Maureen** šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/71 "2006-07-10T23:48:48Z")
[QUOTE=El Cid Viscoso] Uh, šŸ˜ƒ God, Iā€™m bad at smileys [/QUOTE] Another point in your favor. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/72 "2006-07-11T00:08:01Z")
[QUOTE=iampunha] (How many did I forget?) [/QUOTE] Personally, Iā€™ve always been saddened that ā€œHack her to death with a kitchen knifeā€ didnā€™t catch on as an SDMB catchphrase. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/73 "2006-07-11T01:40:19Z")
> [@](#): > > **Lama Pacos** : Geez, I wish I had the kind of life where I could be a total dickhead in response to a simple inquiry that Iā€™m being paid to answer. The teaching profession worked for me. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/74 "2006-07-11T03:20:57Z")
I bet that if I claimed that **fishbicycle** cared way too much about his post count, heā€™d correct me, and tell me that he didnā€™t care about his post countā€¦AND THEREBY PUMP IT ONE HIGHER!! Iā€™m on to you, **fishbicycle** Iā€™m on to youā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/75 "2006-07-11T03:27:27Z")
Damn, ya got me. :: sobs :: ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/76 "2006-07-11T06:07:27Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] Thatā€™s _twice_ youā€™ve jumped in here to tell us that. [/QUOTE] He must be trying to pad his post count. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825/77 "2006-07-11T11:32:55Z")
[QUOTE=NoClueBoy] I think that about covers it. [/QUOTE] I wonder what **Tuba** thinks of the tow truck industry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fishbycycle-get-a-fucking-grip/363825.md?page=3)