# Five bumper stickers commonly seen in your area

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 23, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441 "2015-02-23T20:43:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
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> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#):
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> Not a bumper sticker, per se, but I’m seeing more and more lettered “[In memoriam](https://www.inmemorydecal.com/)” proclamations on the back window of vehicles.

Seems to be most common in (1) Hispanic culture; (2) high school culture; (3) high school culture in Latino areas.

> [@](#):
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> To each their own but when I die, please don’t do that!

I quite agree. But as you say, to each his or her dag-nab blue-eyed own.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/62 "2015-02-24T20:10:33Z")

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> [@Lsura](#):
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> In my particular part of the Atlanta metro:
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> Coexist  
> Political stickers (usually for democrats, though not always)  
> 26.2 stickers  
> 90.1 (radio station)  
> Those family stickers, in various iterations (zombies, traditional, Apple, etc)
> 
> In the broader metro area, you’d get see more Jesus fish, a wider variety of political stickers and so forth. But since I mostly walk/take transit, I see those in my area.

I think I must live in the same area of Atlanta as **Lsura** , because I see all those as well, along with “My kid is an honor student at \_\_\_\_\_\_ school.”

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/63 "2015-02-24T20:32:28Z")

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> [@SpeedwayRyan](#):
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> …that’s an “M.”

That’s what Satan wants you to think, but this woman is on to him.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bntfUA6TmLs/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AHeAYACkAOKAgwIABABGGUgSyhCMA8=&rs=AOn4CLCZFMpMD1S796XTx8Dp3Zk_rhQ1xg "MONSTER Energy drinks are the work of SATAN!!!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs)

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/64 "2015-02-24T21:07:42Z")

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A lot of the same stuff everyone has mentioned - coexist, stick figure family, watch for motorcycles, yada yada yada. But the one I see more than any other is for a place called Tim’s Barbershop. I’d swear it’s a local, old style shop with a proprietor actually named Tim, yet I see these stickers everywhere. I’m starting to wonder if Tim’s is the name of a franchise or something. Also, my boyfriend used to go there until the day good ol’ Tim took the liberty of putting said bumper sticker (window sticker, actually)on his truck without telling him. Makes me wonder if Tim is just putting his stickers on random cars in the middle of the night.

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> But the one I see more than any other is for a place called Tim’s Barbershop. I’d swear it’s a local, old style shop with a proprietor actually named Tim, yet I see these stickers everywhere. I’m starting to wonder if Tim’s is the name of a franchise or something. Also, my boyfriend used to go there until the day good ol’ Tim took the liberty of putting said bumper sticker (window sticker, actually)on his truck without telling him. Makes me wonder if Tim is just putting his stickers on random cars in the middle of the night.

There is a Tim’s Barbershop in every city on earth. Is [this your Tim’s?](http://stpetersburgfldailyphoto.blogspot.com/2012/03/i-went-to-tims-barbershop-expecting-to.html)

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/66 "2015-02-24T21:31:54Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> There is a Tim’s Barbershop in every city on earth. Is [this your Tim’s?](http://stpetersburgfldailyphoto.blogspot.com/2012/03/i-went-to-tims-barbershop-expecting-to.html)

:smack: Yes, yes it is. Wow do I feel stooopid!

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/67 "2015-02-24T22:19:17Z")

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Life Is Good  
Maineiac  
This car climbed Mt. Washington \<or something like that\>  
Katahdin  
Maine – The Way Life Should Be

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/68 "2015-02-24T22:24:58Z")

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In Austin, you’ll see these ones all over the place:

1. KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD!

2. = (that big yellow equal sign)

3. WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY

4. COEXIST

5. MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT \_\_\_\_ SCHOOL

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/69 "2015-02-24T23:14:12Z")

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Just thought of something, in my area if #1 is I Closed Wolski’s. #2 and #3 are Recall Walker and I Stand With Walker.

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**Post date:** [February 24, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/70 "2015-02-24T23:23:40Z")

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1. Favorite microbrewery (Left Hand is probably the most common)
2. HRC (which I believe is the big yellow equal sign mentioned above)
3. Another favorite microbrewery (Great Divide’s pretty popular)
4. COEXIST
5. Still another favorite microbrewery (let’s go with Odell)

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Obama stickers  
Keep Christ in Christmas  
I’m Catholic and I vote  
Freedom of Religion is our right  
XXX High School Lacrosse Team

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/72 "2015-02-25T15:18:29Z")

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> [@Gordon\_Urquhart](#):
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> 1. Favorite microbrewery (Left Hand is probably the most common)
> 2. HRC (which I believe is the big yellow equal sign mentioned above)
> 3. Another favorite microbrewery (Great Divide’s pretty popular)
> 4. COEXIST
> 5. Still another favorite microbrewery (let’s go with Odell)

Denver sounds like a mighty nice place. 🙂

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/73 "2015-02-25T15:35:18Z")

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> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#):
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> Not a bumper sticker, per se, but I’m seeing more and more lettered “[In memoriam](https://www.inmemorydecal.com/)” proclamations on the back window of vehicles.
> 
> To each their own but when I die, please don’t do that!

The only thing I find more disturbing than these are the roadside memorials where someone died. I’ve never lost anyone in an auto accident, but I don’t know that I’d want to remember where they died. I’d rather think of the better days. And I’ve already told my husband not to turn me into a sticker on the car. ugh.

As for this area, I can’t remember specific stickers, but there are a lot of anti-Obama/anti-Dem/anti-liberal sentiments along with pro-gun stickers and really over-the-top patriotic stuff. It’s a Navy town, so I don’t suppose that’s too surprising.

We’ve got a magnetic “I ❤ my Grand-dog” that our daughter gave us, and a sticker that says “It ain’t over till the Fat Boy Screams” - spousal unit has a H-D Fat Boy. I don’t think I ever stuck a bumper sticker on any of my cars.

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/74 "2015-02-25T17:22:40Z")

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> [@jnglmassiv](#):
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> Chicago
> 
> -[La Ley 107.9](http://laley1079.lamusica.com/), a Mexican music station  
> -Cubs/Sox/Bears/Blackhawks/Bulls  
> -Race mileage oval numbers  
> -these little medallions I’m pretty sure have to do with regions in Poland  
> -University of Notre Dame fan stuff
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> Once common but no longer:  
> -Calvin peeing on stuff  
> -Various terrorist hunting license-types  
> -Tommy Bartlett Show  
> -B96  
> -WGN

The Poland one, do you mean [this](https://img1.etsystatic.com/023/0/7538823/il_570xN.475636829_6hr3.jpg)? I see that all the time around Chicago.

I also see a lot of the [Virgin Mary Of Guadelupe](http://www.catholicsistas.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/virgintruckdecal.jpg) stickers on the back windows of pick-up trucks.

There are still a lot of XRT (radio station) stickers on the road.

But yeah, that you pretty much have the rest covered.

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/75 "2015-02-25T17:43:12Z")

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Oh I thought of a fifth bumper sticker for my area.

[Circle CHOC stickers](http://www.malleys.com/chocolate-club), because you can win $500 in cash from the local chocolatier if your car is “spotted” with one of them.

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> We’ve got a magnetic “I ❤ my Grand-dog” that our daughter gave us…

If I had ever successfully made my boy Dane my “go-with” dog, I would have stickered my car with “Dog is my Co-Pilot.” The first time I saw that sticker, I literally laughed root beer through my nose and had to pull over.  
(My boy just never learned to ride calmly, and I rarely drove anywhere I could either take him in or leave him safely in the car. So, bummer.)

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**Post date:** [February 25, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-bumper-stickers-commonly-seen-in-your-area/713441/77 "2015-02-25T20:43:46Z")

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Aside from all the other common types mentioned above, we have some specific-to-the-area ones that I see all the time.

Colorado Native and it’s counterpart Colorado Transplant

Frac this! (with a line drawing of someone peeing on an oil derrick or flipping the bird)

Anything and everything relating to gun ownership - pro and con

Sadly, there are still many “Remember Columbine” stickers

And of course, numerous ski resort stickers (I heart Loveland, for example, or I skied Copper)

And it goes without mentioning that we have lots and lots of cannabis-related ones (Rocky Mountain high indeed)

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Ditto for northwestern Ontario.
> 
> In our colony to the south (that’s northern Minnesota for those who are geographically impaired), Sven and Ole’s (a pizza parlor) and Jesus fish bumper stickers are not uncommon.

That’s not surprising since there aren’t any roads in northwestern Ontario.

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> [@stillownedbysetters](#):
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> And of course, numerous ski resort stickers (I heart Loveland, for example, or I skied Copper)

I was thinking I don’t see IL♥VERMONT very often.

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I live in rural southeastern Ontario and see a fair amount of bumper stickers, but mostly magnets. We see a lot of “If You Don’t Stand Behind Our Troops, Feel Free to Stand In Front Of Them” stickers. Lots and LOTS of yellow ribbons, lots of those stop-sign shaped magnets that say STOP TEXTING, lots of Browning stickers (both regular and pink), LOTS of maple leaf stickers. The stick families are ubiquitous as well. Lots of “I Heart My Pet” and that variety, too.

I see at least one car with a variety of the above every single day, and many cars with one of them. Also there’s at least one van driving around that has instead of a stick-figure family, a big camo Browning symbol, a big pink Browning symbol, and three miniature Browning logos–two camo and one pink. (For mom, dad, two sons, and daughter, you see.)

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