# Five dorky questions.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 4, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-dorky-questions/101833 "2002-04-04T18:35:19Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-dorky-questions/101833/21 "2002-04-05T01:19:19Z")

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1. John Candy if he was still alive, an overweight Jeff Bridges will do.

2. Don’t watch much TV but I could relate to the kids in That 70’s Show. My formative teen years were in the early 70’s.

3. Add me to the Jay Leno fan club. We are both into classic cars. I have a couple of jokes I would like to pass on to him too.

4. Everything you wanted to know about airplanes but were afraid to ask. I build 737s for a living. Don’t ask me why I rarely fly.

5. Chic-a-boom, Chic-a-boom, Doncha Just Love It. Sing it to my self everytime a accomplish a milestone moment in my daily routine. My way of telling myself, “Good job!”.

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**Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-dorky-questions/101833/22 "2002-04-05T02:14:45Z")

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1. By looks: Oliver Platt  
By personality: Gary Oldman(think _The Professional_)

2. The cast of _Farscape_. Misfits, oddballs, and outcasts: my kind of crowd.

3. Dick Cavett, Meredith Viera, William Shatner (Yikes)

4. “Smartie Threw A Party, And No One Came”, Chronic Sarcasm.

5. “King Midas In Reverse” by The Hollies or “Will It Ever Stop Raining?” by The Saw Doctors

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