# Five famous folks are coming for dinner, but there is a catch

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 31, 2024, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503 "2024-10-31T15:47:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
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> [@ParallelLines](#):
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> Ramin Djawadi

Shit, I missed Djawadi. I’m a huge fan of his work - his soundtracks for _GoT, PoI, Westworld_ and especially _Pacific Rim_ are amazing. I’d take him over Grylls, if you hadn’t already called dibs.

BTW, I think it’s funny that neither of us wanted DiCaprio.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503/42 "2024-11-01T11:10:05Z")

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> [@Kent\_Clark](#):
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> Dan Ackroyd  
> Douglas Adams  
> David Byrne  
> Annie Potts  
> Vladimir Putin
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> I’ll make beef stroganoff, the one dish I can make that doesn’t come from a box. After dinner we’ll retire to the parlor for brandy, cigars and a pleasant discussion about who slipped the polonium into Putin’s dinner.

For the sake of completion, the year is 1952.

mmm

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503/43 "2024-11-01T11:11:30Z")

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1961

Barack Obama  
Boy George  
Dennis Rodman  
Ricky Gervais  
Julia Louis-Dreyfus

I’d serve them my homemade chili and watch them go nuts.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503/44 "2024-11-01T11:24:00Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Not getting invitations: Brett Kavanaugh, J.K. Rowling, Charlie Sheen, Bashar al-Assad (president of Syria)

I like this wrinkle.

My YANI\* list:

- Betsy DeVos
- Thomas Kinkade
- Alec Baldwin
- Jeff Foxworthy
- Rick Santorum

\*You Are Not Invited

mmm

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503/45 "2024-11-01T12:31:41Z")

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1963

- Dave Foley (Kids in the Hall)
- Quentin Tarantino
- Jet Li
- Michael Jordan
- Ming-Na Wen

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503/46 "2024-11-01T17:19:00Z")

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> [@VOW](#):
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> I’m not famous. But I’ll bring my own place setting and a chair, and squeeze in at the table at the Mustard house.

I would totally eat at a restaurant called The Mustard House. Just sayin’.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503/47 "2024-11-01T17:53:36Z")

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Maybe as an addition to the Mustard Museum.

> **[National Mustard Museum](https://mustardmuseum.com/)**
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> The National Mustard Museum houses the world's largest collection of mustard and sells a wider variety of quality mustards than anywhere else on the planet.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503/48 "2024-11-01T18:45:30Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Shit, I missed Djawadi. I’m a huge fan of his work - his soundtracks for _GoT, PoI, Westworld_ and especially _Pacific Rim_ are amazing.

Ditto, I have those soundtracks plus a few others. And no, I’m not trading, keep your TV survivalist!

DiCaprio is … fine. I don’t dislike him, and own several DVDs in which he features. And his political and environmental efforts are admirable. But I was leaning more into the quirky or slightly insane already, and Christian Bale is a better match. Plus, I love some of Bale’s failures (Reign of Fire, Equilibrium) and want to watch or talk about those.

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**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503/49 "2024-11-01T19:18:11Z")

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My 1953 YANI list:

Hulk Hogan  
Xi Jinping  
Dennis Miller  
Elaine Chao  
David Berkowitz

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**Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503/50 "2024-11-02T13:08:54Z")

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I was born in 1967.

Kurt Cobain  
Layne Staley  
Kristen Pfaff  
Scott Weiland  
Anton Newcombe

I won’t need to cook. Just a big pile of heroin, some instruments and recording equipment.

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**Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503/51 "2024-11-02T14:05:04Z")

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Another 1952 list:

George Strait  
Christopher Reeve (pre accident, please!)  
John Goodman  
Mandy Patinkin  
Patrick Swayze

All people whose works I admire.

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Mr. Goodman would like to know what’s for dinner.

mmm

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**Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503/53 "2024-11-04T15:52:53Z")

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1961

For lots of laughs:  
Julia Louis-Dreyfus  
Amy Sedaris  
Ricky Gervais

Wayne Gretzky - My son, who is now deceased, loved him  
Michael J Fox - just because

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**Post date:** [November 9, 2024, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-famous-folks-are-coming-for-dinner-but-there-is-a-catch/1009503/54 "2024-11-09T13:29:06Z")

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> [@WildaBeast](#):
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> pasta primavera for those who want a veg option

Pasta usually contains eggs, not sure about the vegan thing. I have made fresh vegan pasta, it is a lot more work than fresh egg pasta, which itself is a lot of work. Even with a machine to roll it.

1976:

Reese Witherspoon, because I had a crush on her most of my early 20s

Benedict Cumberbatch, mostly because he looks extraordinary. Also I imagine a great conversationalist, but mostly for his appearance. I am shallow.

Colin Farrel, so he can learn how to act from Benedict. I find him really annoying, but hey, I am an equal opportunity dinner giver.

Emma Bunton of the Spice Girls (Baby Spice). I’d like to learn if she is as vacuous as her public persona in that band.

Cillian Murphy, an actor for whom I have great respect.

It’s going to be home made bread, hand made pasta, probably mezellune (half-moon shaped ravioli) stuffed with finely chopped pork, sage, thyme, onion and perhaps a little pickled ginger served with a sage butter. Obviously accompanied by a light salad.

Followed by home made basil ice-cream (suprisingly delicious)

… or, swordfish cutlets, with fresh pomegranite, and a pomegranite reduction. Decisions, decisions…

Plenty of fine wine, plus some alcho-pops for Baby Spice.

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Jodie Foster  
Cheryl Crow  
Michelle Yeoh  
Matthew Broderick  
Wesley Snipes

On the menu Greek Meze platters and herbal infused cocktails.

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> Emma Bunton of the Spice Girls (Baby Spice).

Damn, i had to check that she was really born in 1976. She was.  
It seems like everybody’s getting older, not just me !

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Birth year 1957

- Fran Drescher - She got a lot more interesting during the recent SAG-AFTRA strike. She probably has a lot of good stories she could share, she expresses herself well, and is open with her thoughts.
- Dave Stewart - Baseball pitcher and executive. He’s my favorite player from my time as an Oakland A’s fan, not just for his accomplishments on the field, but for his decency and humanitarianism off the field.
- Ethan Coen - One of my favorite directors. I’d love to talk to him about movies.
- Spike Lee - He seems like an interesting person, full of opinions.
- Stephen Fry - He’d probably be hilarious.

Menu:

- Sweet and sour beef and cabbage soup
- Indian black-eyed peas with mushrooms (in case there are any vegetarians)
- Roasted cauliflower
- Poppyseed Bundt cake

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> [@pjd](#):
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> Damn, i had to check that she was really born in 1976. She was.

Several of the others (2 IIRC) were born in 1974, they came up in my list. So she’s a “baby” by those standards.

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> [@chela](#):
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> Jodie Foster  
> Cheryl Crow  
> Michelle Yeoh  
> Matthew Broderick  
> Wesley Snipes
> 
> On the menu Greek Meze platters and herbal infused cocktails.

1962 for those scoring at home.

mmm

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No that’s not correct. How’s I do that? What year was I born. I’d better ask mom.

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