# Five movies every guy should see

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**Created:** [February 26, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225 "2008-02-26T15:53:12Z")\
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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/41 "2008-02-26T19:50:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Atomicktom]  
Rocky (How can I be the first to mention Rocky?!)  
Goodfella’s (From what I’ve heard, this movie averages more than a “fuck” a minute)  
Reservoir Dogs (Pulp Fiction is out because of the ass-rape scene; definitely not “man’s man friendly”. Reservoir Dogs is in because of the ear cutting scene)  
Airplane! (Still ridiculously funny, after all these years)  
White Men Can’t Jump (I wanted to add a sports movie; this one is one of my favorites)

[I made it a point to nominate movies I didn’t already see; you certainly can’t go wrong with Raiders of the Lost Ark or Caddyshack. And I love Fight Club]

ETA: I see the last 2 posters beat me to 2 of my selections; oh well, I guess I’m not as original as I had hoped  
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In guy movies a ear hacked off and a lot of swearing are not negatives.

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/42 "2008-02-26T19:52:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Cisco]  
A quick scan of everyone’s list revealed no movies under 10 years old (newest seems to be SPR, 1998) and most 20+ years old.

What does that say about the state of moviemaking today? (It might say something good, I don’t know, I’m just asking.)  
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There’s a couple; I said Fight Club (1999), Jali suggested Snatch (which I agree with but has to be edged out by Fight Club).

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/43 "2008-02-26T19:52:38Z")

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I’m just going to mention some movies that should be considered that I haven’t seen listed yet.

Hoosiers (Sports)  
The Dirty Dozen (War)  
The French Connection (Cop)  
The Deer Hunter (Okay, another war)  
City of Hope, or Lone Star, or Sunshine State, or… (every guy should see at least one John Sayles film)

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/44 "2008-02-26T20:03:41Z")

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The 3 Stooges Collection  
The Longest Yard  
Dirty Harry  
Porky’s  
True Grit

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/45 "2008-02-26T20:08:59Z")

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[QUOTE=pravnik]  
There’s a couple; I said Fight Club (1999), Jali suggested Snatch (which I agree with but has to be edged out by Fight Club).  
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You’re right, I knew something must’ve slipped by, which is why I said “quick scan”, but I think my point still stands.

(BTW Snatch was way better than Fight Club :D)

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/46 "2008-02-26T20:09:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Cisco]  
A quick scan of everyone’s list revealed no movies under 10 years old (newest seems to be SPR, 1998) and most 20+ years old.

What does that say about the state of moviemaking today? (It might say something good, I don’t know, I’m just asking.)  
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I was going to include either _Black Hawk Down_ or _We Were Soldiers Once_, but the 5 movie maximum confounded me. One that isn’t old enough to be sure it’s good enough for the list is _Shooter_

Second list, 1998 or later.

1. _We Were Soldiers Once_ 2002 - As good as _Saving Private Ryan_, without being so Spielberg-ish.
2. _Black Hawk Down_ 2001 - I remember when this happened, so it has a little more impact than Vietnam movies do.
3. _Mystery, Alaska_ - Obligatory sports flick.  
_Last Man Standing_ is just a bit old  
_Fight Club_? I never saw it  
_Sin City_ might be a bit … I don’t know. Maybe  
That one crime movie with all the Cooper Mini’s?  
One of the Bourne movies?

Most haven’t been out long enough to tell

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/47 "2008-02-26T20:11:39Z")

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_Gangs Of New York  
Once Upon A Time In The West  
The Big Lebowski  
No Country For Old Men  
When We Were Kings_

You watch these enough, you’ll know how to behave like a proper man.

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/48 "2008-02-26T20:13:35Z")

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[QUOTE=El\_Kabong]

If we’re gonna go a bit more cerebral (but not much):

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Geez… how’d I forget Predator & Zulu? Zulu is absolutely terrific, and Predator, well everyone’s seen Predator by now.

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/49 "2008-02-26T20:15:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Cisco]  
(BTW Snatch was way better than Fight Club :D)  
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I’d say I disagree, but I own Snatch and have nearly worn out my DVD and still haven’t bought Fight Club, so I can’t say I disagree _too_ strongly. 🙂

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/50 "2008-02-26T20:17:08Z")

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IANAG, but seems to me you have a bit of a shortage on James Bond movies in these lists. I find that strange for some reason.

My husband’s list is heavy on westerns:

The Magnificent Seven - Western, plus it gives you your Charles Bronson fix  
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - Clint Eastwood, plus the soundtrack for your life  
Rio Bravo/Rio Lobo - C’mon, these are the same movie!!  
The Hunt for the Red October - Sean Connery fix  
The Quiet Man - A John Wayne movie you can watch with the “little woman”!

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/51 "2008-02-26T20:22:02Z")

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The Man Who Would Be King  
Patton  
The Cowboys  
The Longest Yard  
The Road Warrior

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/52 "2008-02-26T20:49:11Z")

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Dangit, I wanted to be first with Man Who Would be King

1. MWWBK
2. Zulu
3. Patton
4. Raiders of the Lost Ark
5. The Great Escape.  
Hmmm…3 war flicks, and no sports. If I had a gun to my head, I’d cross off MWWBK and add Rudy. Or Field of Dreams…naw, we need a comedy, too: **Major League.**

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/53 "2008-02-26T20:51:43Z")

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Rocky  
In the Line of Fire  
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off  
Spartacus  
Dr. No

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/54 "2008-02-26T21:09:30Z")

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_Death Hunt_ (A touching tale of a man and his dog. Well, someone else’s dog, but still. It’s touching, the number of people Charles Bronson kills over a dog.)

_Unforgiven_ (“Deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it”)

_Predator_ (Jesse Ventura plays a god damned sexual tyrrannosaurus who ain’t got time to bleed. And Ahnald outruns a _nuclear explosion_!)

_Escape From New York_ (“Call me Snake.”)

_Return of the Dragon_ (Bruce Lee \> Chuck Norris)

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/55 "2008-02-26T21:18:15Z")

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I am going to cheat:

Let’s start with the \*\*Godfather Saga \*\* to get the first two movies.  
Kelly’s Heroes  
Die Hard (Also needs to make the list for top 5 Christmas movies)  
Animal House over Caddy Shack but it is close.  
Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Damn, no sports movie. 5 is tough.

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/56 "2008-02-26T22:07:42Z")

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Conan the Barbarian  
The Rundown  
The Thing  
Silverado  
Jaws?

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/57 "2008-02-26T22:30:44Z")

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[QUOTE=HelloKitty]

Rio Bravo/Rio Lobo - C’mon, these are the same movie![\QUOTE]

I believe your thinking of El Dorado and Rio Bravo which are basically the same plot Rio Lobo is of a similar name but dffrent plot.  
Terminator 2  
Die Hard  
Rudy  
Under Siege  
Rocky

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/58 "2008-02-26T22:31:46Z")

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Tough to narrow it down to 5.

_The Godfather_  
_Citizen Kane_  
_Unforgiven_  
_Blazing Saddles_

The last slot is the toughest. How can _Casablanca_ not make the list? How can you have a list with no Alfred Hitchcock movies? How do you leave off any representation of science fiction? How can a guy consider himself well rounded without an Arnold movie, a Stallone movie, a Norris movie, a Seagall movie, and a Van Damme movie? No Cary Grant, no Bruce Willis? Sacrilege!

Despite all that, the last slot must go to:  
_The Big Sleep (1946)_

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**Stalag 17**  
**Bullitt**  
**Young Frankenstien** (or\*\* Blazing Saddles\*\*)  
**The Godfather**  
**Robocop**

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-movies-every-guy-should-see/439225/60 "2008-02-26T22:38:33Z")

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[QUOTE=jali]  
No one has chosen “ **Snatch** ”. Positively re-watchable. (I’m a chick so I really shouldn’t be here, but I’m nosy as hell).  
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There are probably a dozen different ways to take this marvelous quote out of context.

That’s all.

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