# Five-Word Movie Review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494 "2014-02-04T16:53:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> …Man Gets Hit With Football  
> Gets hit with a football…

Neither IMDB nor Wiki list this. Cite?

More fictional movies featured on _The Simpsons_

_The Boatjacking of Supership '79_  
Presumably a cheesy disaster movie

_Calling All Quakers_  
Seldom-seen film starring Dolores Montenegro

_The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel_  
Worth it for title alone!

Next: Movies each with a different character named Horatio

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2017, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2023 "2017-08-06T21:41:48Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Neither IMDB nor Wiki list this. Cite?

Here’s the movie in [full](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by2JRnU8Wxc)

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_Hamlet_  
Horatio’s one of few survivors.

_Captain Horatio Hornblower, R.N._  
Gregory Peck as British admiral.

_Boston Blackie’s Chinese Adventure_  
Boston’s real name was Horatio.  
**Next:** Films of Sally Field

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2025 "2017-08-07T01:40:17Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> **Next:** Films of Sally Field

_Sybil_  
TV movie: first serious role.

_Places in the Heart_  
Many didn’t, but I liked.

_Forrest Gump_  
Most liked, but I hated.  
**Next** : films in which people who later became stars were uncredited extras.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2026 "2017-08-07T03:07:46Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : films in which people who later became stars were uncredited extras.

_Coming to America_ (Cuba Gooding Jr. is credited as “Boy Getting Haircut”–close enough.)  
African Prince arrives in Queens.

_The Godfather_ (Sofia Coppola is the baby in the baptism scene.)  
Classic about organized crime family.

_Field of Dreams_ (Matt Damon is one of many extras in the Fenway Park scenes.)  
Costner, Jones, Liotta: great teamwork.

Next: Burt Lancaster movies.

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**Post date:** [August 7, 2017, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2027 "2017-08-07T19:18:39Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Burt Lancaster movies.

_Judgment at Nuremberg_  
Superb as thoughtful, unrepentant Janning.

_A Child is Waiting_  
Unusual: heads Special Ed. school.

_The Unforgiven_  
Interest Western about racial insensitivity.  
**Next** : more movies mentioned on _The Big Bang Theory_.

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**Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2028 "2017-08-08T02:52:49Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Here’s the movie in [full](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by2JRnU8Wxc)

Ah - thanks! Didn’t remember that.

More movies mentioned on \*The Big Bang Theory

Star Wars: The Force Awakens\*  
Wheaton sees in Starfleet uniform

_Superman IV_  
I think they hated it

_The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring_  
Sheldon is a big fan

Next: Other Superman movies

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**Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2029 "2017-08-08T05:14:55Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Other Superman movies

_Atom Man vs. Superman_  
1950 serial: Luthor [spoiler alert].

_Superman_  
The '78 Reeve, Kidder version.

_Batman v Superman_  
Batman thinks Superman too powerful.  
**Next** : movies with the word “movie,” “film,” or “picture” in the title.

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**Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2030 "2017-08-08T07:18:06Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : movies with the word “movie,” “film,” or “picture” in the title.

_The Last Picture Show_  
Bogdanovich’s masterpiece, without a doubt.

_The Rocky Horror Picture Show_  
Lousy film, but the experience!

_Silent Movie_  
Brooks’ silent experiment; many cameos.

Next: “Fish out of water” movies.

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**Post date:** [August 8, 2017, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2031 "2017-08-08T07:42:43Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: “Fish out of water” movies.

_Pygmalion_  
Slum girl talks like lady.

_Some Like It Hot_  
Guys in drag: hilarity ensues.

_Stranger than Paradise_  
Hungarian visits slacker American cousin.  
**Next** : movies with “fish” in the title.

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2032 "2017-08-09T03:23:35Z")

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[QUOTE=RivkahChaya;20397900 **Next** : movies with “fish” in the title.[/QUOTE]

_A Fish Called Wanda_  
Heist comedy; Cleese wrote screenplay.

_Rumble Fish_  
Coppola directed. Offbeat; borderline experimental.

_Big Fish_  
One man’s life. Tall tales?

Next: Films that take place all or mostly on a cruise ship.

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2033 "2017-08-09T07:45:32Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Films that take place all or mostly on a cruise ship.

_Love Affair_  
Dunne, Boyer love aboard ship.

_The Poseidon Adventure_  
Cruise ship capsized; few survive.

_Ghost Ship_  
Cruise goes wrong; looted later.  
**Next** : movies that have very limited sets (one is best, two is OK).

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2034 "2017-08-09T18:37:49Z")

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_Rope_  
Hitchcock’s stunt film, in apartment

_Inherit the Wind_  
Courtroom is setting almost entirely

_Lifeboat_  
Thriller set in… you know

Next: Movies set all or mostly on a beach

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2035 "2017-08-09T22:13:38Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies set all or mostly on a beach

_Attack of the Giant Leeches_  
The leeches truly are giant.

_Jaws_  
Giant shark is very hungry.

_The Blue Lagoon_  
Bad barely begins the description.  
**Next** : more movies with one word titles.

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2036 "2017-08-09T22:18:42Z")

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_THEM!_  
Giant radioactive ants! Flamethrower needed.

_IT_  
Clown is a giant spider

_Arachnophobia_  
More giant spiders. Goodman exterminates

More giant spider movies (or insects)

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**Post date:** [August 9, 2017, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2037 "2017-08-09T22:35:26Z")

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_Ice Spiders_  
They can resist the cold!

_Arachnoquake_  
They can breathe fire, dude!

_Lavalantula_  
Madame P. loves Syfy Channel.  
**Next:** Movies whose titles where taken from song titles

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**Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2038 "2017-08-10T00:07:18Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> **Next:** Movies whose titles where taken from song titles

_Pretty Woman_  
Wow, I hated this movie.

_Blue Velvet_  
My first David Lynch film.

_Stand by Me_  
Now this, I really liked.  
**Next** : movies whose titles are quotes from books or poems.

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**Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2039 "2017-08-10T06:24:16Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : movies whose titles are quotes from books or poems.

_Xanadu_ (Samuel Taylor Coleridge, “Kubla Khan”)  
Great music, otherwise unremarkable movie.

_I’ve Heard the Mermaids Singing_ (T.S. Eliot, “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock”)  
Three women in character study.

_Fortune and Men’s Eyes_ (William Shakespeare, Sonnet 29)  
Groundbreaking; examines homosexuality in prison.

Next: Movies with titles consisting of four words.

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Movies with titles consisting of four words.

_A Guy Named Joe_  
Ghost pilot watches over girlfriend.

_Orphans of the Storm_  
French sisters deal with revolution.

_Last Exit to Brooklyn_  
Unions, violence, hookers, LGBT issues.  
**Next** : movies with a scene where men where white ties and tails.

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**Post date:** [August 10, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2041 "2017-08-10T18:39:26Z")

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Oh, those nutty homonyms!

Movies with a scene where men wear white ties and tails.

_Titanic_  
Jack borrows spiffy evening attire

_Breaker Morant_  
Morant sings, woos comrade’s sister

_White Tie and Tails_  
With a title like that…

Next: Movies where men are very dirty and disreputable-looking

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