# Five-Word Movie Review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494 "2014-02-04T16:53:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Post date:** [January 11, 2018, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2242 "2018-01-11T23:38:30Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Drew Carey movies

_Coneheads_  
Aykroyd, Curtin try again, unsuccessfully.

_Robots_  
Charming animated film; fun premise.

_Jack and Jill_  
Carey cameos in lousy movie.

Next: Movies of Sally Field.

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**Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2243 "2018-01-12T16:48:38Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Movies of Sally Field.

_Sybil_  
Emmy-winning TV movie surprises audiences.

_Norma Rae_  
Solidifies reputation as real talent.

_Not Without My Daughter_  
Overlooked movie, in my opinion.  
**Next** : movies with a number in the title.

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**Post date:** [January 12, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2244 "2018-01-12T22:18:09Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : movies with a number in the title.

_1941_  
Too long, not very funny.

_Catch-22_  
Just as confusing as book.

_The Taking of Pelham One Two Three_ (1974)  
Exciting thriller: hijacked subway train.

Next: Movies of Walter Matthau

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2245 "2018-01-13T05:06:57Z")

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_First Monday in October_  
Plays crusty liberal SCOTUS justice

_The Odd Couple_  
Is perfect slob as Oscar

_The Bad News Bears_  
Deeply flawed coach guides kids

Next: Movies of Tatum O’Neal

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2018, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2246 "2018-01-14T01:52:26Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies of Tatum O’Neal

_Paper Moon_  
Youngest competitive Oscar winner-- 10-yrs-old.

_The Bad News Bears_  
She shined again as pitcher.

_Little Darlings_  
The best slumber party movie.  
**Next** : good movies to invite a group over to watch. (This will probably vary a lot by poster.)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2247 "2018-01-14T04:16:58Z")

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_Star Wars: A New Hope_  
Perfect mix of action, romance

_Groundhog Day_  
Surprising spur to philosophical discussion

_Airplane!_  
“But that’s not important now…”

Next: Movies you like to watch alone

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2018, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2248 "2018-01-15T08:06:03Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies you like to watch alone

_The Hunger Games_  
My friends don’t get it.

_Car Wash_  
It still makes me laugh.

_Sing_  
I like to sing along!

Next: Films of Donald Sutherland.

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2249 "2018-01-15T18:40:20Z")

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Films of Donald Sutherland.

_Kelly’s Heroes_  
Sutherland great as Oddball tanker

_Invasion of the Body Snatchers_  
Francisco residents replaced by aliens

_Animal House_  
Slob frat misbehaves at college

Next: National Lampoon movies

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**Post date:** [January 17, 2018, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2250 "2018-01-17T03:55:36Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> Next: National Lampoon movies

_National Lampoon’s Vacation_  
Best road trip movie ever?

_National Lampoon’s European Vacation_  
“Look, kids! Big Ben! Parliament!”

_National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation_  
Not your average holiday movie.

Next: Movies about, or involving, a road trip.

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**Post date:** [January 30, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2251 "2018-01-30T21:03:59Z")

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_Midnight Run_  
DeNiro, Grodin hilarious in this

_Due Date_  
Unfunny and disappointing, I thought

_The Road_  
Father, son face many dangers

Next: Movies set in whole or in part on an airplane

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2252 "2018-02-01T03:34:56Z")

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_Airport_  
Kicked off disaster movie craze.

_Airplane!_  
Parody of disaster movie craze.

_Dr. Strangelove_  
Black comedy about nuclear war.

Next: Movies where a major role is played by the family pet.

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2253 "2018-02-01T12:03:01Z")

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_Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban_  
Ron’s rat’s a traitorous animagus!

_The Three Lives of Thomasina_  
Cat restores faith, brings love.

_Lady & The Tramp_  
Pet dog saves baby’s life.  
**Next:** Superhero films not from DC or Marvel

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2254 "2018-02-01T16:32:25Z")

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_The Incredibles_  
Still my favorite superhero flick

_Mystery Men_  
A truly hilarious superhero spoof

_My Super Ex-Girlfriend_  
Never saw it; mixed reviews

Next: Movies set in whole or in part aboard a ship

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**Post date:** [February 2, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2255 "2018-02-02T03:01:28Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies set in whole or in part aboard a ship

_Titanic_  
Historically accurate, but plot fictional.

_The Poseidon Adventure_  
Ship capsizes, survivors try escaping.

_The Bounty_  
Retelling of famous mutiny story.

Next: Movies set in whole or in part aboard a train.

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2256 "2018-02-14T19:01:45Z")

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Movies set in whole or in part aboard a train.

_The General_  
Keaton’s Civil War train comedy

_Snowpiercer_  
Postapocalyptic passengers rebel towards front

_Silver Streak_  
Wilder witnesses murder on train  
Next: Movies based on a TV show.

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2257 "2018-02-14T20:25:01Z")

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_The Brady Bunch Movie_  
Affectionate homage to family-friendly series

_Starsky & Hutch_  
Cheesy Seventies cop show spoof

_Bewitched_  
Reviews were mixed, at best

Next: Movies with an Olympic theme or connection

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**Post date:** [February 14, 2018, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2258 "2018-02-14T21:43:15Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies with an Olympic theme or connection

_Cool Runnings_  
Jamaicans compete in bobsled event.

_Eddie the Eagle_  
Unathletic ski jumper gains fans.

_Miracle_  
Underdog Americans beat favored Russians.

Next: Films of Kurt Russell.

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**Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2259 "2018-02-15T01:31:47Z")

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The Thing  
Shape-shifting aliens in Antarctica? yup!

Escape from New York  
Snake rescues the president

Deathproof  
Icy Hot murders with car

Next: Michael Parks movies

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**Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2260 "2018-02-15T16:13:58Z")

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_Wild Seed_  
His screen debut, in 1965

_The Private Files of J. Edgar Hoover_  
Parks played Robert F. Kennedy

_Argo_  
He appeared as Jack Kirby

Next: David Niven movies

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**Post date:** [February 15, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2261 "2018-02-15T22:34:51Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: David Niven movies

_Murder by Death_  
Famous detectives in mystery parody.

_The Bishop’s Wife_  
Niven plays stuffy bishop perfectly.

_Around the World in 80 Days_  
Fun adaptation of Verne novel.

Next: Films of Cary Grant.

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