# Five-Word Movie Review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494 "2014-02-04T16:53:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2302 "2018-06-22T18:23:10Z")

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_Little Shop of Horrors_  
Rick Moranis can really sing!

_Frozen_  
Comedienne Kristen Bell does well.

_Christmas Carol: The Movie_  
Kate Winslet shows vocal chops.  
**Next:** movies featuring 2 actors who didn’t get along at all in real life.

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**Post date:** [June 22, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2303 "2018-06-22T20:18:38Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> **Next:** movies featuring 2 actors who didn’t get along at all in real life.

_The Wolf Man_  
Ankers’ and Chaney’s personalities clashed.

_Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?_  
Starred famous rivals: Davis, Crawford.

\*I Love Trouble \*  
Nolte, Roberts troubled each other.  
**Next** : movies that starred or featured both members of a real-life couple, but not as a couple (and they had to be a couple already at the time-- the set can’t be where they met).

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**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2304 "2018-06-23T04:36:06Z")

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Laurence Olivier & Joan Plowright  
_The Entertainer_  
Vaudeville’s _The Last Picture Show_.

Steve Carell & Nancy Walls  
_The 40-Year-Old Virgin_  
Students, adults, and “non-penetrative sex.”

Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins  
_Bull Durham_  
Baseball fanatic, ace, rookie shenanigans.

**Next:** Movies where the wife or husband is killed by the other

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2018, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2305 "2018-06-24T05:21:10Z")

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_The War of the Roses_  
Turner, Douglas go at it

_Vertigo_  
Murder undetected until much later

_Double Indemnity_  
Insurance guy takes wrong client

Next: Movies where a husband or wife is saved by the other

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**Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2306 "2018-07-01T05:40:53Z")

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_Stay Tuned_  
Ritter saves Dawber from Devil.

_National Lampoon’s European Vacation_  
Clark saves Ellen from kidnapper.

_Date Night_  
Carrell, Fey, in Hitchcock-esque comedy.

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Movies about college or high school sports.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2307 "2018-07-05T00:24:55Z")

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_Hoosiers_  
Scrappy basketball team goes far

_Remember the Titans_  
Football squad fights racial divisions

_We Are Marshall_  
Plane crash decimates gridiron team

Next: Movies that inspire American patriotism

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**Post date:** [July 5, 2018, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2308 "2018-07-05T17:29:08Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies that inspire American patriotism

_Prelude to War_ (pt. 1 of _Why We Fight_)  
WWII propaganda by Frank Capra.

_Miracle_  
US hockey team takes Olympics.

_The Music Man_  
Gives you Americana warm fuzzies.  
**Next** : more movies that inspire patriotism, or are otherwise good July 4th week choices.

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2309 "2018-07-06T06:15:58Z")

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_1776_  
American independence as a musical.

_Yankee Doodle Dandy_  
Biopic of Cohan; Cagney stars.

_This is the Army_  
Patriotic song and dance revue.

Next: Biopics.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2018, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2310 "2018-07-06T19:15:02Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Biopics.

_The Miracle Worker_  
Slice of Helen Keller’s life.

_Blossoms in the Dust_  
Fictionalized portrait of Edna Gladney.

_The Theory of Everything_  
Stephen Hawking becomes Stephen Hawking.  
**Next** : movies about orphans.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2311 "2018-07-09T17:26:43Z")

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_Batman_  
Little Bruce needed more therapy.

_A Series Of Unfortunate Events_  
Almost good, but just missed.

_James and the Giant Peach_  
Parenticidal rhino and insect friends.  
**Next:** Movies where the love interest has a terminal illness.

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**Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2312 "2018-07-09T17:46:24Z")

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_Forrest Gump_  
Nature of illness left ambiguous

_Brian’s Song_  
Athletes’ platonic love, of course

_Love Story_  
Young Ali MacGraw dies beautifully

Next: Movies taking place on a single day

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**Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2313 "2018-07-09T19:19:10Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies taking place on a single day

_Rope_  
Takes place in one party.

_12 Angry Men_  
Henry Fonda is good guy.

_Groundhog Day_  
Technically, same day, several times.  
**Next** : movies with a numeral (not a spelled out number) in the title.

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2314 "2018-07-10T15:34:27Z")

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_12 Monkeys_  
Terry Gilliam’s tragic time-travel drama

_27 Dresses_  
Romantic comedy mocked by Deadpool

_48 HRS._  
Eddie, Nick clash, bond, win

Next: Movies of Eddie Murphy

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2315 "2018-07-10T18:09:25Z")

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_Coming to America_  
African King seeks American bride.

_Trading Places_  
Murphy, Aykroyd, upset commodities market.

_Dr. Doolittle_  
Veterinarian can talk to animals.

Next: Films of Dan Aykroyd

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**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2316 "2018-07-10T18:22:49Z")

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I love love love \*Trading Places!

Ghostbusters\*  
Wiseass, two nerds fight spooks

_Love at First Sight_  
His screen debut, in 1977

_Driving Miss Daisy_  
Played Southern lady’s dutiful son

Next: Films of Jessica Tandy

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2317 "2018-07-11T06:39:02Z")

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_The World According to Garp_  
Sad adaptation of Irving’s novel.

_Cocoon_  
Florida seniors meet extraterrestrial visitors.  
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_batteries not included_  
More extraterrestrials; Tandy, Cronyn shine.

Next: Films of Robin Williams.

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2318 "2018-07-11T13:31:59Z")

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_Popeye_  
An early flop (despite spinach)

_Good Morning, Vietnam_  
Breakout role as ornery Army DJ

_Good Will Hunting_  
Won Oscar as helpful professor

Next: Movies all or mostly set on college campuses

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**Post date:** [July 11, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2319 "2018-07-11T22:52:41Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies all or mostly set on college campuses

_The Freshman_  
Harold Lloyd goes to school.

_Breaking Away_  
My Alma Mater’s bike race.

_Mona Lisa Smile_  
Good; could have been great.  
**Next** : movies too sad to see twice.

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**Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2320 "2018-07-13T13:44:40Z")

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_Life Is Beautiful_  
Protecting son in concentration camp

_The Sixth Sense_  
Doomed to see ghosts forever

_A.I. Artificial Intelligence_  
Robot kid finally sees “Mom”

Next: Comedies you would happily watch again

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**Post date:** [July 14, 2018, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2321 "2018-07-14T05:44:44Z")

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_Major League_  
Repeatedly enjoyed during baseball season.

_Last Vegas_  
A senior’s bachelor party? Sure!

_Airplane!_  
Many terrific jokes, sight gags.

Next: Dramas you would happily watch again.

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