# Five-Word Movie Review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494 "2014-02-04T16:53:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
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**Jodie Foster movies**

_Bugsy Malone_  
Teen gangs fight with pies

_Taxi Driver_  
Vet wants scum off streets

_Freaky Friday_  
Teen body swaps with mom

Next:

**Iggy Pop is in the soundtrack**

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_Repo Man_  
Iggy wrote, performed title song

_Bill, The Galactic Hero_  
Iggy wrote, performed theme song

_Coffee and Cigarettes_  
Hey, he can act, too!

Next up:

**Best movie soundtracks with electronica**

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2684 "2025-07-22T23:26:39Z")

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I’m not certain I know the diffference between electronica and _electronic_, but here goes:

_Beverly Hills Cop_  
Young brash Eddie Murphy vehicle

_The Breakfast Club_  
Those kids destroyed the library

_The Terminator_  
Don’t worry, he’ll be back

Next: **Henry Mancini soundtracks**

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2685 "2025-07-23T01:16:55Z")

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> [@knoodler](#):
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> Next: **Henry Mancini soundtracks**

_Victor/Victoria_  
Something strangely attractive about Victor.

_Breakfast at Tiffany’s_  
Sadly marred by racial impersonation.

_Experiment in Terror_  
Score heightens tension and fear.

NEXT: **Films with animated intros**

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2686 "2025-07-23T06:45:42Z")

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_It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World_  
It’s a great big double-ya!

_A Shot In the Dark_  
“Kato, you swine! Not now!”

_Monsters Inc_  
If I didn’t have you

Next: **Non-Disney animations**

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2687 "2025-07-23T17:11:11Z")

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_The Iron Giant_  
Boy, giant robot become pals

_Castle in the Sky_  
Best Miyazaki IMHO - soaring, adventurous

_Ice Age_  
Follows ragtag group of critters

Next up:

**Miyazaki films**

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2688 "2025-07-23T17:30:30Z")

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_Kiki’s Delivery Service_  
Girl learns to trust herself

_Spirited Away_  
People can become such pigs

_Howl’s Moving Castle_  
A girl and her scarecrow

Next: **Least favorite Pixar movies**

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**Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2689 "2025-07-25T03:02:34Z")

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_Ratatouille_  
Just never clicked for me

_Cars 2_  
Underwhelming sequel; haven’t watched again

_Coco_  
Almost put me to sleep

Obviously YMMV. To each their own.

Next up:

**Movies with a bad dog**

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2690 "2025-07-25T05:20:36Z")

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_Marley and Me_  
Guaranteed to make you cry

_Turner and Hooch_  
Dog helps Hanks solve crimes

_Cujo_  
Nice dog? Wanna Milk Bone?

Next: **Movies with animals in title but not about animals**

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**Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2691 "2025-07-25T05:32:04Z")

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_They Shoot Horses Don’t They?_  
Dance marathoner breaks down and …

_The Sterile Cuckoo_  
First love is bittersweet love.

_Reservoir Dogs_  
Tipping? Always a good idea.

Next: **Movies with one-word titles**

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**Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2692 "2025-07-25T05:58:22Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: **Movies with one-word titles**

_Jaws_  
50th Anniversary-- ocean still worrying.

_Deliverance_  
Also places containing armed rednecks.

_Titanic_  
See? Even with bigger boat…

NEXT: **Movies that made you afraid of something specific.**

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**Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2693 "2025-07-25T19:52:38Z")

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_You’ve Been Trumped_  
Shows how awful he is

_The Amityville Horror_  
My first haunting movie - yikes!

_Apocalypse Now_  
Water-buffalo slaughter shook me

Next up:

**Movies set along a major river**

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**Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2694 "2025-07-25T23:05:22Z")

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_Show Boat_  
Life on Old Man River

_Deliverance_  
Buddy trip goes to hell

_The African Queen_  
Where will the honeymoon be?

Next: **Movies set in Africa**

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**Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2695 "2025-07-26T01:57:12Z")

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_The African Queen_  
Bogart, Hepburn, in river adventure.

_Casablanca_  
Drama, comedy, and “La Marseillaise.”

_The Gods Must Be Crazy_  
Story of a Coke bottle.

Next: **Movies about Football**

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**Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2696 "2025-07-26T15:19:29Z")

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_The Blind Side_  
Sandra Bullock never looked better

_Varsity Blues_  
Concussed Billy Bob keeps playing

_Any Given Sunday_  
Washed up coach inspires team

Next: **Baseball movies**

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**Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2697 "2025-07-26T15:25:17Z")

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_Damn Yankees_  
Baseball musical with the Devil

_Angels in the Outfield_  
Kids movie with divine intervention

_The Pride of the Yankees_  
Gary Cooper as Lou Gherig

Next: **Movies where the villain falls to his/her death**

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**Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2698 "2025-07-26T15:38:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Next: **Movies where the villain falls to his/her death**

_Saboteur_  
Fall from Statue of Liberty.

_Snow White & the Seven Dwarves_  
Evil Queen tumbles off cliff.

_Batman_  
The Joker falls from helicopter.

NEXT: **Movies where the villain doesn’t win, but doesn’t die**

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**Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2699 "2025-07-26T17:52:07Z")

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_The Dark Knight_  
Joker goes to Arkham Asylum

_The Watchmen_  
Veidt remains in arctic solitude

_Amadeus_  
Salieri is committed to sanitarium

Next: **Movies that take place over a considerably long period of time**

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**Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2700 "2025-07-26T21:52:04Z")

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Nitpick: it’s just _Watchmen_.

**Movies that take place over a considerably long period of time**

_Atonement_  
Briony ages about fifty years

_Cloud Atlas_  
From 1849 to beyond 2321

_2001: A Space Odyssey_  
Story jumps six million years

Pass.

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**Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/2701 "2025-07-26T21:54:16Z")

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Next: **Movies that take place over a considerably long period of time**

_Dreamchild_  
Long life of Alice Liddell.

_63 Up_  
63-year cross-section of several Britons.

_It’s a Wonderful Life_  
George Bailey, childhood to middle-age.

NEXT: **Biographies of people who were alive when the film was released.**

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