# Five-Word Movie Review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494 "2014-02-04T16:53:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/361 "2014-02-24T18:30:45Z")

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_Home Alone_  
The “smarter” of dumb pair.

_JFK_  
Quite bizarre role for him.

_Goodfellas_  
Had crappy sense of humor.

Next: Bonnie Hunt movies.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/362 "2014-02-24T20:14:24Z")

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Bonnie Hunt movies.

_Dave_  
Good guy gets pres gig.

_Someone to Eat Cheese With_  
Does aging performer find love?

_Cars_  
Pixar could have done better

Next: **Harold Ramis movies**.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/363 "2014-02-24T20:23:52Z")

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Alas, he just died: [http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/24/showbiz/movies/obit-harold-ramis/index.html?hpt=hp\_t1](http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/24/showbiz/movies/obit-harold-ramis/index.html?hpt=hp_t1)

_Meatballs_  
Funniest summer camp movie ever.

_Ghostbusters_  
We all loved being slimed.

_Groundhog Day_  
A classic, and he cameo’d!

Next: Charles Dance movies.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/364 "2014-02-25T08:51:00Z")

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**Charles Dance movies.**

_Alien 3_  
Wait…this movie shouldn’t exist.

_Last Action Hero_  
Hello, I’ve just shot someone!

_Game of Thrones_  
It’s TV, but Tywin’s badass!

Next: **Brian Dennehy movies.**

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/365 "2014-02-25T14:34:10Z")

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**Brian Dennehy movies.**

_Ratatouille_  
He’s the voice of Django.

_Cocoon_  
He’s an alien good guy.

_10_  
It’s just a small role.  
Next: **Terry Gilliam films.**

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/366 "2014-02-25T15:31:18Z")

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_12 Monkeys_  
Time travel… or is it?

_The Fisher King_  
Shock jock discovers his humanity.

_Time Bandits_  
Dwarves running from God, Devil.

Next: Doris Day movies.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/367 "2014-02-26T00:19:46Z")

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**Doris Day movies.**

_The Man Who Knew Too Much_  
She sings _Que Sera Sera_.

_Where Were You When The Lights Went Out?_  
Terry-Thomas as a licentious Brit.

_With Six You Get Eggroll_  
A story 'bout lovely lady…  
Next: **George Carlin movies**

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/368 "2014-02-26T01:00:54Z")

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**George Carlin movies:**

_Car Wash:_  
He’s a cabbie; they’re crazy.

_Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure:_  
He makes history, like, excellent!

_Cars:_  
It’s the organic fuel, man…

Next: **Movies set in medieval times.**

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/369 "2014-02-26T01:09:12Z")

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**Movies set in medieval times.**

_The Princess Bride_  
Death cannot stop true love…

_Excalibur_  
Watery tart threw a sword…

_Mio in the Land of Faraway_  
The heroes remain in fairyland?

Next: Movies featuring at least two actors from the _Ghostbusters_ series (except for _Ghostbusters_ itself.)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/370 "2014-02-26T02:28:01Z")

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**Movies featuring at least two actors from the Ghostbusters series (except for Ghostbusters itself.)**

_Alien_  
Sigourney Weaver and her panties

_Toy Story_  
Annie Potts IS Bo Peep

_Die Hard_  
Reginald VelJohnson IS The Police

Next: **Beach movies**

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/371 "2014-02-26T02:58:01Z")

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**Beach movies**

_Back To The Beach_  
Annette realized she had MS.

_On The Beach_  
The end of the world.

_The Ghost In The Invisible Bikini_  
Karloff & Girlfriend help Surfers.  
Next: **Movies with pigs.**

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/372 "2014-02-26T03:42:50Z")

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**Movies with pigs:**

_Babe:_  
Talking farm animals; good plot.

_Charlotte’s Web:_  
Delightful adaptation of classic story.

_Deliverance:_  
Well, Beatty squeals like one.

Next: **Golf movies.**

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/373 "2014-02-26T04:03:07Z")

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_Happy Gilmore_  
Hockey and golf don’t mix.

_Tin Cup_  
Costner hits the links again.

_Caddyshack_  
Class warfare at golf club.

And, since **burpo** punted:

Next: Movies featuring at least two actors from the _Ghostbusters_ series (except for _Ghostbusters_ itself.)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/374 "2014-02-26T04:17:03Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> And, since **burpo** punted:
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> Next: Movies featuring at least two actors from the _Ghostbusters_ series (except for _Ghostbusters_ itself.)

Do you mean each movie has to have two GB actors in it? 😕

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/375 "2014-02-26T04:22:36Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> Do you mean each movie has to have two GB actors in it? 😕

Yeah, that’s what I was gunnin’ for.

Although “Sigourney Weaver & her panties” should indeed count. 😉

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/376 "2014-02-26T04:28:03Z")

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Movies featuring at least two actors from the Ghostbusters series (except for Ghostbusters itself.)

1. _ **Stripes** _ (Harold Ramis & Bill Murray)  
Overage losers join the Army

2. _ **Little Shop of Horrors** _ (Rick Moranis & Bill Murray)  
Alien plant likes eating people.

3. _ **Mr. Mike’s Mondo Video** _ (Dan AYkroyd and Bill Murray)  
Worst movie of all time!!!

Next: Movies featuring 2 or more stars of \*\*\*Second City Television \*\*\*

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/377 "2014-02-26T04:30:04Z")

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**Movies featuring at least two actors from the Ghostbusters series (except for Ghostbusters itself.):**

_Stripes:_  
Murray, Ramis, _arrrrr_-my training, sir!

_Little Shop of Horrors:_  
Murray, Moranis, a singing plant.

_Groundhog Day:_  
Murray, Ramis, over and over.

ETA on preview: Ninja’ed by **astorian** , so next will be \*\*Movies featuring 2 or more stars of Second City Television \*\*

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/378 "2014-02-26T14:23:36Z")

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\*\*Movies featuring 2 or more stars of Second City Television \*\*

_Strange Brew_  
Hamlet with the McKenzie Brothers.

_A Mighty Wind_  
Folksongs, Fred Willard, Eugene Levy.

_Blues Brothers_  
Aykroyd, Belushi, whole lotta music.  
Next: **Movies from the year you graduated high school.**

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/379 "2014-02-26T19:01:38Z")

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\*\* Movies from the year you graduated high school.\*\*

1989

_Batman_  
Didn’t think he’d kill Joker

_Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade_  
Too bad wasn’t the last

_Say Anything_  
Kids find love before college.

I like this one, so let’s do it again!

Next: **Movies from the year you graduated high school.**

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**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/380 "2014-02-26T19:19:15Z")

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1983

**Scarface**  
Drug kingpin kills everyone!

**A Christmas Story**  
You’ll shoot your eye out!

**Risky Business**  
Tom Cruise in his underwear!

Again, movies from the year you graduated high school!

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