# Five-Word Movie Review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494 "2014-02-04T16:53:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1581 "2017-04-17T04:11:50Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Action flicks that transcend the genre

_Aliens_  
Powerful ensemble case, plus Weaver.

_La Femme Nikita_  
How the French do rehab.

_Kill Bill I & II_  
Tarentino flirts with Lynch imitation.

I just realized all these films star women. Didn’t mean to do that.

**Next** : films in a genre that usually appeals to one gender, designed to appeal to the other gender (either exclusively, or as well).

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1582 "2017-04-17T20:37:45Z")

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_Million Dollar Baby_  
Boxing film with female lead

_Casino Royale_  
Bond adventure includes some beefcake

_Pretty Woman_  
Romance includes slinky young Julia

Next: Movies set all or mostly in London

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1583 "2017-04-17T22:54:13Z")

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_Shanghai Knights_  
Jackie Chan saves Victorian London

_An American Werewolf In London_  
Wish I knew his tailor

_The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes’ Smarter Brother_  
Gene, Madeleine, Marty have fun  
**Next:** Movies named after a song title (no Beatles, please)

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1584 "2017-04-18T00:27:15Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> **Next:** Movies named after a song title (no Beatles, please)

_The Bells of St. Mary’s_  
WWI song; WWII movie: popular.

_Blue Velvet_  
Now song creeps me out.

_Running on Empty_  
Features more James Taylor music.  
_Next_: movies with unhelpful titles. (That is, you have no idea what to expect from the film-- sometimes even expect the wrong thing.)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1585 "2017-04-18T11:11:04Z")

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_Serial_  
Hilarious comedy with Martin Mull.

_Cloverfield_  
Godzillaesque creature trashes New York.

_The Breakfast Club_  
Teenagers in detention form bond.  
**Next:** Movies not made in the 1950’s but set in the 1950’s

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1586 "2017-04-18T13:40:55Z")

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_Quiz Show_  
Corruption in early television exposed

_Back to the Future_  
Marty, Doc Brown time travel

_M_A_S_H\*  
Vietnam commentary on Korean War

Next: Movies that show “war is hell”

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1587 "2017-04-19T01:59:40Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies that show “war is hell”

_All Quiet on the Western Front_  
War is hell, both sides.

_Testament of Youth_  
Only read book, was enough.

_Saving Private Ryan_  
An inner circle of hell.  
_Next_: movies featuring a draft-dodger, deserter, or someone dishonorably discharged.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1588 "2017-04-19T16:06:55Z")

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_Breaker Morant_  
Young officer avoids firing squad

_The Last Detail_  
Sailor escorted to military prison

_Cold Mountain_  
Confederate soldier must go home

Next: Movies set all or mostly in Paris

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1589 "2017-04-19T18:54:43Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies set all or mostly in Paris

_How to Steal a Million_  
Caper set mostly at not-the-Louvre.

_Orphans of the Storm_  
Griffith takes on French Revolution.

_Four Adventures of Reinette and Mirabelle_  
Three adventures happen in Paris.  
**Next** : “Stranger in a strange land” movies, literally or figuratively.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1590 "2017-04-19T19:41:05Z")

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_E.T._  
He needs to phone home.

_The Wizard of Oz_  
Dorothy kills, then kills again!

_Moscow On The Hudson_  
Williams proves he can act.  
**Next:** The films of John Belushi

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1591 "2017-04-19T20:08:43Z")

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_The Blues Brothers_  
They’re on mission from God

_Continental Divide_  
Romantic comedy not Belushi’s strength

_Animal House_  
Funniest scene: Bluto in cafeteria

Next: Films of Dan Aykroyd

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2017, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1592 "2017-04-19T20:36:47Z")

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_Dragnet_  
Webb impression made Morgan cry.

_Dr. Detroit_  
It was an inoffensive bomb.

_Ghostbusters_  
Four star comedy, rave review!  
**Next:** Films of Bill Murray

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1593 "2017-04-20T00:44:41Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> **Next:** Films of Bill Murray

_Ghostbusters_  
Has a cameo in remake.

_The Razor’s Edge_  
Based on Somerset Maugham novel.

_Ed Wood_  
Bunny Breckinridge: “What about glitter?”

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Next\*\*: biopics of people you knew little about going into the film.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2017, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1594 "2017-04-24T18:41:41Z")

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_Amadeus_  
Took historical liberties, but masterful

_Breaker Morant_  
Australian warrior-poet an impressive guy

_The Theory of Everything_  
Hawking a flawed, remarkable supergenius

Next: Phil Hartman films

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1595 "2017-04-25T00:02:34Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Phil Hartman films

_Jumpin’ Jack Flash_  
Horrible vehicle for Whoopi Goldberg.

_The Gong Show Movie_  
“Man at Airport with Gun.”

_¡Three Amigos!_  
Sam (as Philip E. Hartmann)  
**Next** : really good films starring anyone from SNL.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1596 "2017-04-25T03:46:11Z")

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_Trading Places_  
Ackroyd, Murphy rule FCOJ pit

_Animal House_  
Belushi amazing as frat slob

_Groundhog Day_  
Murray’s greatest movie ever, obviously

Next: Utterly crappy movies, not mentioned in the past week in this thread, starring anyone from SNL

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1597 "2017-04-25T04:22:32Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Utterly crappy movies, not mentioned in the past week in this thread, starring anyone from SNL

_Superstar_  
Unfunny sketch stretched to film-length.

_The Hot Chick_  
So many bad Schneider films…

_North_  
Julia Louis-Dreyfus is North’s mother.  
_Next_: TV movies with cult or legendary status. (I can think of 4 off the top of my head, so it’s possible; don’t be too picky.)

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**Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1598 "2017-04-25T11:49:52Z")

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_Sharknado_  
Three sequels now, and counting.

_Duel_  
Spielberg’s debut, car vs. truck.

_Lost In La Mancha_  
Terry Gilliam’s Quixote crashed, burned.  
**Next:** Films written by Carrie Fisher

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1599 "2017-04-25T13:33:22Z")

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_Postcards from the Edge_  
Autobiographical film depicted personal issues

_These Old Broads_  
Aging starlets agree to reunite

_E-Girl_  
2007 screenplay apparently never produced

Next: Movies about the price of fame

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**Post date:** [April 25, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1600 "2017-04-25T22:49:40Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies about the price of fame

_A Star is Born_ (1937)  
The original; Dorothy Parker screenplay.

_Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?_  
Sisters clash over careers, lives.

_Cobain: Montage of Heck_  
Authorized biopic of Nirvana frontman.  
**Next** : fictional movies where a black, disabled, or female character just happens to be that way, and it’s not intrinsic to the plot.

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