# Five-Word Movie Review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494 "2014-02-04T16:53:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1761 "2017-06-24T14:24:32Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Peter Sellers movies.

I’m pretty sure we just did this, but here goes:

_The Battle of the Sexes_  
Writer: comic master James Thurber.

_Lolita_  
Statutory rape on a platter.

_What’s New, Pussycat?_  
Does not pass Bechdel test.

He tended toward movies that weren’t exactly feminist, didn’t he?  
**Next** : movies that pass the Bechdel\* test.

\*They have at least two women characters who talk about something besides the men.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1762 "2017-06-24T20:35:02Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> He tended toward movies that weren’t exactly feminist, didn’t he?

Never though about that, but now that I do–you’re right!

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> **Next** : movies that pass the Bechdel\* test.
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> \*They have at least two women characters who talk about something besides the men.

_Network_  
Ferrell pitches programming to Dunaway.

_Hidden Figures_  
Women “computers” discuss spacecraft trajectories.

_Ghostbusters_ (2016)  
Topic of discussion? Busting ghosts!

Next: Movies about legal cases.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1763 "2017-06-24T21:43:49Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Movies about legal cases.

_Loving_  
Virginia: not always for lovers.

_Reversal of Fortune_  
Dershowitz leads von Bulow appeal.

_Inherit the Wind_  
Gimme that old time religion.  
**Next** : documentaries you enjoyed.

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**Post date:** [June 24, 2017, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1764 "2017-06-24T23:07:40Z")

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Documentaries that _I_ enjoyed?

_They Chose China_  
“Korean War over? We’re staying.”

_The Bridge_  
Golden Gate suicides: haunting, thought-provoking.

_Caine’s Arcade_  
Kid builds cardboard game arcade.

Next: Documentaries that _you_ enjoyed.

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1765 "2017-06-25T00:09:58Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Documentaries that _you_ enjoyed.

_The Atomic Cafe_  
Enjoyed wrong word; maybe “mesmerised”?

_Comic Book Confidential_  
Other people read _RAW_! Yay!

_Paradise Lost_  
My intro to WM3 case.  
**Next** : Margot Kidder movies.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1766 "2017-06-25T04:18:46Z")

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- The Best Damn Fiddler from Calabogie to Kaladar \*  
Her film debut, in 1968

_The Amityville Horror_  
Not wisest real estate decision

_Superman_  
Was great as Lois Lane

Next: Films of Christopher Reeve

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1767 "2017-06-25T07:33:35Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Films of Christopher Reeve

_Superman_  
Still the best Superman movie.

_Deathtrap_  
First-act twist surprised in 80s.

_Monsignor_  
Ambitious priest needs new profession.  
**Next** : flims before 1980 where a computer plays a central role.

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1768 "2017-06-25T08:08:36Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : flims before 1980 where a computer plays a central role.

_Desk Set_ (1957)  
Hepburn, Tracy, grapple with EMERAC.

_Colossus: The Forbin Project_ (1970)  
Computer develops sentience, ends war.

_2001: A Space Odyssey_ (1968)  
HAL won’t jeopardize the mission.

Next: Pre-1970 Best Picture Oscar winners.

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1769 "2017-06-25T09:50:30Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Pre-1970 Best Picture Oscar winners.

_Wings_  
First, only silent winner\*. 1927.

_Cimmaron_  
Star Irene Dunne didn’t win.

_Grand Hotel_  
Garbo “Want[s] to be alone.”  
**Next** : Films of Lionel Barrymore.

\*_The Artist_ did have some dialogue.

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1770 "2017-06-25T12:39:05Z")

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_It’s A Wonderful Life_  
He’s the big ol’ meanie.

_Young Doctor Kildare_  
Kildare’s mentor throughout the series.

_The Curious Conduct of Doctor Legarde_  
He plays the odd doctor.  
**Next:** Films of Marilyn Monroe.

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1771 "2017-06-25T15:51:53Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> **Next:** Films of Marilyn Monroe.

_Don’t Bother to Knock_  
She’s delightfully creepy in this.

_Niagara_  
In this, she’s actually scary.

_Some Like It Hot_  
She’s great in this, too.  
**Next** : movies with cross-gender casting.

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**Post date:** [June 25, 2017, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1772 "2017-06-25T23:46:00Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : movies with cross-gender casting.

_She’s the Man_  
Loosely based on _Twelfth Night_.

_To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar_  
Swayze, Snipes, Leguizamo–drag queens?

_The World According to Garp_  
Lithgow shines as Roberta Muldoon.

Next: 1970s disaster movies.

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1773 "2017-06-26T00:06:49Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: 1970s disaster movies.

_The Towering Inferno_  
Luxury hotel catches on fire.

_The Poseidon Adventure_  
Several people escape capsized liner.

_The Big Bus_  
Parody: nuclear-powered bus goes bad.  
Next: films with a dolly zoom shot.

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1774 "2017-06-26T02:33:41Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> Next: films with a dolly zoom shot.

_Vertigo_  
First use; taut Hitchcock thriller.

_Jaws_  
Scheider, Shaw, Dreyfuss: shark bait.

_Body Double_  
Another thriller; homage to Hitchcock.

Next: College comedies.

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1775 "2017-06-26T02:40:11Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: College comedies.

_The Freshman_  
1925 Harold Lloyd; very funny.

_Animal House_  
Not my type of movie.

_The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes_  
Disney: student becomes living computer.  
**Next** : movies where an actor died during filming.

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1776 "2017-06-26T03:29:39Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : movies where an actor died during filming.

_Twilight Zone: The Movie_  
Vic Morrow died with cameras rolling.

_Wagons East!_  
John Candy deserved better movie.

_The Crow_  
Brandon Lee; prop gun accident.

Next: Movies directed by Clint Eastwood.

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1777 "2017-06-26T10:58:49Z")

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_Space Cowboys_  
Bad science, good action yarn

_The Bridges of Madison County_  
It’s one long, long bore.

_Bronco Billy_  
Silly fun, a romantic comedy.  
**Next:** Films of Burt Reynolds

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1778 "2017-06-26T10:58:50Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Movies directed by Clint Eastwood.

_Unforgiven_  
Not the Hepburn, Gish film.

_Million Dollar Baby_  
Got great performance from Swank.

_Sully_  
My pilot stepfather loved it.  
_Next_: films where the director is also one of the actors. (Doesn’t have to be the star, but cameos, like Hitchcock, don’t count; must be a character with lines.)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1779 "2017-06-26T15:00:53Z")

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**Rivkah** , see Rule 3, please.

Films of Burt Reynolds

_Angel Baby_  
His screen debut, in 1961

_Sharky’s Machine_  
Great Eighties Atlanta cop drama

_Gator_  
Memorably spoofed by FX’s _Archer_

Next: films where the director is also one of the actors. (Doesn’t have to be the star, but cameos, like Hitchcock, don’t count; must be a character with lines.)

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**Post date:** [June 26, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1780 "2017-06-26T16:41:46Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> **Rivkah** , see Rule 3, please.

I didn’t see that I got ninja’d.

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