# Five-Word Movie Review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494 "2014-02-04T16:53:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1801 "2017-06-28T13:04:59Z")

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**Prof. P.** , it was Cary Grant in _North by Northwest_.

_The 39 Steps_  
Vaudeville act proves very important

_Notorious_  
My favorite - Bergman, Grant superb

_North by Northwest_  
Rushmore actually not like that

Next: Films of Dudley Moore.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1802 "2017-06-28T14:35:35Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Films of Dudley Moore.

_Bedazzled_  
Be careful what you wish.

_Foul Play_  
Plot against pope. Moore hilarious.

_Unfaithfully Yours_ (1984)  
Actually pretty funny, for remake.  
_Next_: films featuring a real-life parent & child, or siblings-- not necessarily playing related people.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1803 "2017-06-28T18:16:45Z")

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_Paper Moon_  
Ryan, Tatum costar - great movie!

_Nanny McPhee_  
Emma Thompson, mom both appeared

_Star Wars: The Force Awakens_  
Carrie Fisher’s daughter was extra

Next: Other films of Carrie Fisher

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1804 "2017-06-28T21:32:54Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Other films of Carrie Fisher

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Star Wars\*  
She’s the perfect Princess Leia.

_Hannah and Her Sisters_  
Allen & Farrow problems evident.

_Under the Rainbow_  
Munchkins run amok in Oz.  
**Next** : films of Barbara Hershey.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1805 "2017-06-28T22:03:41Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : films of Barbara Hershey.

Falling Down - Trump’s America 20 years ago

Black Swan - Crazy ballerina battle to death!

Swing Kids - Fighting Nazi’s with “jazz hands!”

Next: Movies about cheerleaders

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1806 "2017-06-28T22:21:00Z")

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**Next** : films of Barbara Hershey.

_The Stunt Man_  
Complicated plot involving maniac director.

_The Right Stuff_  
She plays Glennis Yeager perfectly.

_The Natural_  
Redford stars in baseball story.

Next: As per msmith537: movies about cheerleaders.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1807 "2017-06-28T23:35:13Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: As per msmith537: movies about cheerleaders.

_Buffy the Vampire Slayer_  
HS cheerleader has another destiny.

_Bring It On_  
Cheerleaders have competitions? who knew?

_A Friend to Die for_  
AKA, “Death of a Cheerleader.”  
**Next** : Mia Farrow movies not directed by Woody Allen.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1808 "2017-06-28T23:58:32Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : Mia Farrow movies not directed by Woody Allen.

_Rosemary’s Baby_  
Baby? Should be _Rosemary’s Pregnancy_.

_A Wedding_  
Altman directs; very subtle comedy.

_Death on the Nile_  
Agatha Christie mystery; all-star cast.

Next: Michael Sarrazin movies.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1809 "2017-06-29T14:37:30Z")

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_You’re No Good_  
Was his 1965 screen debut

_They Shoot Horses, Don’t They_?  
Breakout role with Jane Fonda

_On the Road_  
His last film; played priest

Next: Very last films of actors or actresses you admired

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1810 "2017-06-29T15:22:09Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Very last films of actors or actresses you admired

_The Whales of August_  
Last film of Lillian Gish.

_It Grows on Trees_  
Last film of Irene Dunne.

_The Unholy Three_  
Last film of Lon Chaney.  
_Next_: Movies you don’t like starring actors you like.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1811 "2017-06-29T15:55:13Z")

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Movies you don’t like starring actors you like.

_Mission Impossible_ (Jean Reno, Ving Rhames, Emilio Estevez)  
Movie stomps on Phelps character

_Fantastic Four_ (Cate Mara, Michael B. Jordan)  
Fox should give franchise back

_Problem Child 2_ (John Ritter, Amy Yasbeck)  
Terrible kid acts even terribler  
Next: Movies you like starring actors you don’t like.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1812 "2017-06-29T15:59:12Z")

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Movies you don’t like starring actors you like.

_Nothing Lasts Forever_  
Bill Murray in deservedly obscure film

_Domino_  
Not Keira Knightley’s best work

_Men in Black 2_  
Will Smith should have passed

Ninja’d!

Next: Movies you like starring actors you don’t like.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1813 "2017-06-29T16:56:57Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies you like starring actors you don’t like.

_White Palace_ (James Spader)  
Young Lawyer loves older waitress.

_GI Jane_ (Demi Moore)  
Woman crushes Navy Seal training.

_Sorry, Wrong Number_ (Barbara Stanwyck)  
Crossed wires transmit murder plot.  
Next: movies featuring a really fake gorilla (or other non-human primate). The faker, the better.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1814 "2017-06-29T18:55:30Z")

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_Trading Places_  
Lusty gorilla finds new sweetie

_King Kong_  
Original film’s SFX laughable nowadays

_King Kong_  
Remake’s gargantua not much better

Next: Screen debuts by your favorite actors and actresses

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1815 "2017-06-29T21:47:50Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Screen debuts by your favorite actors and actresses

_Dr. Strangelove_ (James Earl Jones’ film debut)  
Jones: crewman on damaged bomber.

_Animal House_ (Kevin Bacon’s film debut)  
Bacon perfect as frat boy.

_Major League_ (Rene Russo’s film debut)  
Small role, but well played.

Next: Kevin Bacon movies (not including _Animal House_).

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**Post date:** [June 29, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1816 "2017-06-29T22:07:30Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Kevin Bacon movies (not including _Animal House_).

_Footloose_  
Teen takes on small-town preacher.

_JFK_  
Garrison’s paranoia brought to screen.

_Apollo 13_  
Measles gets Bacon to space.  
**NEXT** : realistic movies about space flight.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1817 "2017-06-30T03:48:40Z")

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_The Martian_  
Except for Martian winds, anyway…

_2001: A Space Odyssey_  
Space is vast, silent, lonely

_Apollo 13_  
Courage and spunk save day

Next: More screen debuts by your favorite actors and actresses

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**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1818 "2017-06-30T07:05:16Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: More screen debuts by your favorite actors and actresses

_Leathernecking_  
Screen debut of Irene Dunne.

_Intermezzo: A Love Story_  
Ingrid Bergman introduced to America.

_Bound on the Wheel_  
First time Chaney received credit.\*

\*Many of his earlier appearances are in lost shorts and are unconfirmed.  
**Next** : in your opinion, the best films of your three favorite stars.

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**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1819 "2017-06-30T15:04:02Z")

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_Pride & Prejudice_  
Knightley is lively, funny, luminous

_Cast Away_  
Hanks in island tour de force

_Casablanca_  
Bogie is tough, smart, selfless

Next: Other movies featuring castmembers of _Casablanca_

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**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1820 "2017-06-30T18:38:23Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Other movies featuring castmembers of _Casablanca_

_Gaslight_ (Ingrid Bergman)  
Man almost drives wife insane.  
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The Invisible Man\* (Claude Rains)  
Mad scientist invents invisibility serum.

_The Man Who Laughs_ (Conrad Veidt)  
Mutilated pauper is really nobleman.  
**Next** : movies where any national anthem of any country plays.

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