# Five-Word Movie Review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494 "2014-02-04T16:53:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1821 "2017-06-30T18:59:11Z")

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I got ninja’d

Other movies featuring castmembers of \*Casablanca \*

_The Invisible Man_ (1933) Claude Rains  
Scientist turns invisible and crazy

_Thief of Bagdad_ Conrad Veidt  
evil vizier conspires against king

_The Sad Sack_ Peter Lorre  
Lewis Schtick as silly soldier

Next: movies where any national anthem of any country plays. .

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1822 "2017-06-30T19:36:28Z")

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_Major League_  
“Star-Spangled Banner” featured before game

_First Family_  
Upper Gorm anthem is elaborate\*

_The Hunt for Red October_  
Sub crew sings Soviet anthem

- [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95xIE6Xuxg)

Next: Submarine movies

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1823 "2017-06-30T20:07:36Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Submarine movies

_Das Boot_  
Gripping story of U-Boat crew.

_Operation Petticoat_  
Comedy aboard a pink submarine.

_Down Periscope_  
Grammer cannot stop playing Frasier.

Next: Movies made from Broadway shows.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1824 "2017-06-30T22:43:11Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Movies made from Broadway shows.

_Cabaret_  
My favorite show; movie so-so.

_The Music Man_  
Cary Grant asked to star.  
(Grant said “Go with Preston.”)

_Children of a Lesser god_  
You didn’t specify “musical show.”  
**Next** : movies with two word titles.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1825 "2017-06-30T22:49:16Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> _Das Boot_  
> Next: Movies made from Broadway shows.

Amadeus - Amadeus, Amadeus, rock me Amadeus

Chicago - Gere! Zelleweiger! Jones! Still meh…

Rock of Ages - Tom Cruise 80s rock disappoints fans

Films about bachelor/bachelorette parties going horribly wrong

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1826 "2017-07-01T03:34:30Z")

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**msmith537** , see Rule 3, and make sure you aren’t ninja’d.

Movies with two word titles

_Breaker Morant_  
Long my favorite courtroom drama

_Die Hard_  
Detective foils criminal gang’s plot

_Hot Fuzz_  
Parody of cop action movies

Next: Films about bachelor/bachelorette parties going horribly wrong

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1827 "2017-07-01T04:15:18Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Films about bachelor/bachelorette parties going horribly wrong

_Very Bad Things_  
These guys murder a prostitute.

_The Hangover_  
Drunk partiers lose the groom.

_American Wedding_  
Groom-to-be tries to duck party.  
**Next** : other movies starring someone in the 1974 version of\* Murder on the Orient Express\*.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1828 "2017-07-01T08:41:10Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : other movies starring someone in the 1974 version of\* Murder on the Orient Express\*.

_Logan’s Run_ (Michael York)  
York, Agutter, run for Sanctuary.

_Erin Brockovich_ (Alberta Finney)  
Finney: crusty lawyer; Erin’s boss.

_12 Angry Men_ (Martin Balsam)  
Jury room drama. Balsam? Foreman.

Next: Films of Faye Dunaway.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1829 "2017-07-01T09:10:22Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Films of Faye Dunaway.

_Bonnie and Clyde_  
She didn’t look like Parker.

_Mommie Dearest_  
Role she was born for.

_The Handmaid’s Tale_  
Great at being someone hateable\*.

\*yes, that’s how it’s spelled  
**Next** : films starring, co-starring or featuring a relative of someone from _12 Angry Men_.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2017, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1830 "2017-07-01T20:56:27Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : films starring, co-starring or featuring a relative of someone from _12 Angry Men_.

_On Golden Pond_ (Jane Fonda, daughter of Henry Fonda, Juror No. 8)  
Character study: family rediscovers itself.

_Best in Show_ (Ed Begley Jr., son of Ed Begley, Juror No. 10)  
Fun mockumentary about dog show.

_Defending Your Life_ (Julie Cobb, daughter of Lee J. Cobb, Juror No. 3)  
Rom-com? Dramedy? Worth watching anyway.

Next: Films of Peter Falk.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1831 "2017-07-02T00:06:51Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Films of Peter Falk.

_Wings of Desire_  
Featuring Peter Falk as himself.

_Murder, Inc._  
Story of the crime syndicate.

_Murder by Death_  
Neil Simon’s detective novel send-up.  
**Next** : suspense or detective movies based on real crimes.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1832 "2017-07-02T02:48:31Z")

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_The Onion Field_  
Detective’s murder and its aftermath

_Serpico_  
Honest cop takes on corruption

_Zodiac_  
Fruitless search for serial killer

Next: Good fictional crime dramas

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1833 "2017-07-02T07:05:09Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Good fictional crime dramas

_The Taking of Pelham 123_ (1974)  
Hijacked airliner? No, subway train.

_Casino_  
Too many crimes to count.

_The Godfather_  
Organized crime; Mafia family story.

Next: Films of Charles Bronson.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1835 "2017-07-02T12:33:11Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Films of Charles Bronson.

_Donato & Daughter_  
Based on Sandra Scoppettone novel.

_The Dirty Dozen_  
Convicted murderers assassinate German officers.

_This Property is Condemned_  
Mother’s landlording not so scrupulous.

Wow! Wasn’t sure I’d seen three!

**Next** : movies with a character (or off-screen presence) named Rebecca/Rebekah.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1836 "2017-07-02T16:49:40Z")

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_Rebecca_  
Alfred Hitchcock’s first American film

_Tropic Thunder_  
Played by Ben Stiller’s wife

_Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason_  
Name of Darcy’s administrative assistant

Next: Movies with a prominent William (not Bill, Billy, Wilhelm etc.)

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2017, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1837 "2017-07-02T21:56:25Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Movies with a prominent William (not Bill, Billy, Wilhelm etc.)

_As You Like It_  
Not one, but two Williams.

_The Story of William Tell_  
The great archer always “William.”

_Shakespeare in Love_  
Duh, Shakespeare. Need more words?  
**Next** : mockumentaries.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2017, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1838 "2017-07-03T02:22:44Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> _As You Like It_  
> **Next** : mockumentaries.

This is Spinal Tap - The laughs go to eleven!

7 Days in Hell - Samburg vs Jon Snow hilarious tennis!

Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan -Funny Kazakh journalist is nice!

Next: Films other than The Matrix films clearly influenced by the style/aesthetic of Japanese anime (extra street cred if the films are not actually live action versions of anime/manga).

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1839 "2017-07-04T15:06:45Z")

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> [@msmith537](#):
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> Next: Films other than The Matrix films clearly influenced by the style/aesthetic of Japanese anime (extra street cred if the films are not actually live action versions of anime/manga).

I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a film that fits this category. I’d be absolutely sure, if I were certain that I understood what it meant.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2017, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1840 "2017-07-04T21:42:18Z")

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Thanks, **Rivkah**. You nicely summed up what I’ve been scratching my head over for the past few days.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1841 "2017-07-05T07:50:53Z")

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So where do we go from here?

Perhaps **msmith537** could provide a new prompt? Or **Elendil’s Heir** , as the OP?

Either way, let’s keep the game going.

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