# Five-Word Movie Review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494 "2014-02-04T16:53:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1842 "2017-07-05T11:46:25Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> So where do we go from here?
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> Perhaps **msmith537** could provide a new prompt? Or **Elendil’s Heir** , as the OP?
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> Either way, let’s keep the game going.

Do I win?😃

Some examples would be the live action versions of:  
Ghost in the Shell  
Speed Racer  
Oldboy  
Battle Royale

Movies inspired by anime (but not based on a specific anime or manga) would include  
The Matrix (excluded because it’s very obvious and well known influence by Ghost in the Shell)  
Pacific Rim (clearly influenced by “big robot v monster” anime like Voltron or Neon Genesis Evangelion)  
Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman’s character looks a lot like Vampire Hunter D)  
Inception (often compared to the anime Paprika)  
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (actually based on a graphic novel, but shares some of the aesthetic of anime/manga like thought bubbles and whatnot)  
I would have even accepted other Warchowski films such as V for Vendetta, Jupiter Rising and Cloud Atlas or Hunger Games (frequently compared to Battle Royale).  
Honestly, I didn’t think it would be that difficult for this crowd. I mean you can Google “Hollywood films inspired by anime” and get a dozen hits.  
Next up, something a bit easier:  
The films of 2017

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1843 "2017-07-05T16:04:52Z")

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The films of 2017

_Spider-Man: Homecoming_  
Spidey gets another superhero reboot

_Okja_  
Girl defends giant pig pal

_Baby Driver_  
Kid loves waitress; drives fast

Next: Your favorite documentaries

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1844 "2017-07-05T16:16:56Z")

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Your favorite documentaries

_Atomic Cafe_  
Time to duck and cover

_Super Size Me_  
Fast food’s bad? Who knew?

_Roger & Me_  
Moore tries to visit GM

Next: Movies featuring the Wilhelm Scream.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1845 "2017-07-05T17:41:03Z")

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_The Charge At Feather River_  
Sheb Wooley played Private Wilhelm.

_Distant Drums_ (1951)  
First time as added sound.

_Star Wars_  
Obsessive fans caused new interest.  
**Next:** Non-vampire films of Bela Lugosi

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1846 "2017-07-05T21:48:35Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> **Next:** Non-vampire films of Bela Lugosi

_Glen or Glenda_  
Cult classic by Ed Wood.

_Ninotchka_  
Has the tagline, “Garbo Laughs!”

_Bowery at Midnight_  
Lugosi runs criminal soup kitchen.

Next: Movies all or partly set in Las Vegas.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1847 "2017-07-05T21:58:44Z")

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas  
Makes sense after eating mushrooms

Leaving Las Vegas  
Only good serious Cage role

Rush Hour 2  
Chan, Tucker chase/fight triads

Next:  
3 sci fi movies made this century whose tomatometer scores average 50

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1848 "2017-07-06T03:25:28Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Next:  
> 3 sci fi movies made this century whose tomatometer scores average 50

Best I can do is 49.66%

_Pandorum_ (2009, 28%)  
Sci-fi horror; not worth it.

_Doomsday_ (2008, 50%)  
Confusing, but worth a look.

_Interstellar_ (2014, 71%)  
Humans look for new home.

Next: Films directed by Blake Edwards, not including the _Pink Panther_ movies.

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1849 "2017-07-06T06:12:29Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Films directed by Blake Edwards, not including the _Pink Panther_ movies.

_Victor/Victoria_  
Woman, playing man, playing woman.

_Sunset_  
Murder at 1st Academy Awards.

_Days of Wine and Roses_  
Mostly wine. Lots of it.  
**Next** : Pauline Collins movies.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1850 "2017-07-06T13:40:16Z")

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_From Time to Time_  
British country house ghost story

_Shirley Valentine_  
One of her best-known roles

_Albert Nobbs_  
Glenn Close plays a butler

Next: Glenn Close movies

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1851 "2017-07-06T14:04:21Z")

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_Guardians of the Galaxy_  
Not believable as Nova Prime.

_Mars Attacks_  
Hilarious as the First Lady.

_The Big Chill_  
Very good in ensemble piece.  
**Next:** Movies featuring chimpanzees.

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1852 "2017-07-06T14:21:20Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> **Next:** Movies featuring chimpanzees.

_Bedtime for Bonzo_  
Future president upstaged by chimp.

_Planet of the Apes_  
1968 chimps pacifists; knowledge changes.

_Project X_  
Sign language chimp experiment: bleh.  
**Next** : films starring or featuring people who later ran for a political office.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1853 "2017-07-06T15:39:46Z")

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_Project Nim_  
Documentary about chimp communication, socialization

_Space Cowboys_  
Aspiring astronauts displaced by chimps

_Bedtime for Bonzo_  
Movie Reagan probably regretted most

Ninja’d!

Next: films starring or featuring people who later ran for a political office.

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1854 "2017-07-06T16:32:33Z")

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films starring or featuring people who later ran for a political office.

_Bedtime for Bonzo_  
Ronald Reagan babysits a chimpanzee

_Predator_  
Ventura’s no time to bleed

_Fistful of Dollars_  
Eastwood’s Man With No Name

Next More films starring or featuring people who later ran for a political office.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1855 "2017-07-06T19:26:31Z")

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_Trading Places_  
Future Sen. Franken: baggage handler

_The Terminator_  
Ahnuld would definitely be bahk.

_She-Devil_  
Barr was 2012 presidential candidate

Next: Other than _Bedtime for Bonzo_, the films of Ronald Reagan

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1856 "2017-07-06T19:42:12Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Other than _Bedtime for Bonzo_, the films of Ronald Reagan

_Knute Rockne, All-American_  
Dies of strep throat. :eek:

_King’s Row_  
Supposed to be good. :dubious:

_Hellcats of the Navy_  
My stepfather like it. :smack:  
_Next_: films of people who were SAG presidents.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1857 "2017-07-06T20:03:48Z")

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_The Monster Maker_  
With Ralph Morgan, first president

_Touch of Evil_  
Charlton Heston miscast - Mexican detective?!?

_Print_  
With Gabrielle Carteris, the incumbent

Next: More films of people who were SAG presidents

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1858 "2017-07-06T20:52:03Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: More films of people who were SAG presidents

_Duel_  
Weaver in tense road thriller.

_The Miracle Worker_  
Oscar-winning role for Patty Duke.

_Elf_  
Asner adequate as Santa Claus.

Next: Michael Keaton movies.

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1859 "2017-07-06T21:53:58Z")

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Michael Keaton movies.

_Night Shift_  
Keaton/Winkler run morgue/brothel

_Birdman_  
Winged actor has jazzy breakdown

_The Dream Team_  
Mental patients on field trip  
Next: Peter Boyle movies

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1860 "2017-07-06T22:03:46Z")

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_Where the Buffalo Roam_  
Boyle as Thompson attorney. Disappears.

_The Adventures of Pluto Nash_  
How did this movie happen?  
\*  
Outland\*  
Boyle manages Io titanium mine.  
Next up:

Lesser known/non-blockbuster 70’s/80’s sci-fi.

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2017, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1861 "2017-07-06T22:31:40Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Next up:
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> Lesser known/non-blockbuster 70’s/80’s sci-fi.

_Demon Seed_  
Julie Christie raped by computer.

_Looker_  
Many predictions come to be.

_The Brother from Another Planet_  
John Sayles tries out Sci-fi.  
**Next** : films that share the title of a completely unrelated film (yes, I can think of more than three off the top of my head). Review one film or the other, or give a combined review, your choice. How you list the film[s] is up to you.

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