# Five-Word Movie Review

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494 "2014-02-04T16:53:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1922 "2017-07-15T22:00:41Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Australian films, not including any in the _Mad Max_ franchise.

_My Brilliant Career_  
My number 3 favorite film.

_The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert_  
Also on my top 10.

_High Tide_  
Same star, director as MBC.  
**Next** : more films directed by women.

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1923 "2017-07-15T22:38:51Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : more films directed by women.

_Across the Universe_ (Julie Taymor)  
Beatles’ music, interesting storyline. Recommended.

_Big_ (Penny Marshall)  
Hanks plays grown-up kid perfectly.

_Rabbit Test_ (Joan Rivers)  
Hardly remembered, not worth it.

Next: Still more movies directed by women.

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1924 "2017-07-15T22:49:53Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Still more movies directed by women.

_Remodeling Her Husband_ (Lillian Gish)  
Regrettably, lost; Gish’s only directorial.

_Children of a Lesser god_ (Randa Haines)  
1986: few Hollywood women directors.

_My Brilliant Career_ (Gillian Armstrong)  
I love this so much.  
**Next** : films from 1986.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1925 "2017-07-16T00:37:25Z")

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_Labyrinth_  
Girl saves brother from goblins.

_The Three Amigos_  
Chevy Chase is almost funny.

_Crocodile Dundee_  
Proper identification of a knife.  
**Next:** Films of 1967 (50th Anniversary).

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1926 "2017-07-16T01:19:34Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> **Next:** Films of 1967 (50th Anniversary).

_Wait Until Dark_  
Blind woman overcomes torturing addict.

_Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner_  
Film stale as the dinner.

_Bob Dylan: Don’t Look Back_  
Documentary of Dylan’s 1965 tour.  
**Next** : films about WWI.

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1927 "2017-07-16T05:01:37Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : films about WWI.

_Gallipoli_  
Defining battle in Australia’s history.

_Sergeant York_  
Cooper as marksman; national hero.

_The African Queen_  
Bogart, Hepburn, in German-held Africa.

Next: Animated feature films.

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1928 "2017-07-16T10:56:43Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Animated feature films.

_The Curse of the Were-Rabbit_  
Full-length Wallace & Gromit offering.

_Cars_  
A film I really love.

_Sleeping Beauty_  
When every cell was hand-drawn.  
**Next** : movies starring a dog or dogs, real or animated.

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1929 "2017-07-16T16:58:38Z")

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_Turner & Hooch_  
Madame Pepperwinkle loves that dog.

_Lady & the Tramp_  
My neighbors think that’s them.

_Absolutely Anything_  
Robin Williams’ last role: dog.  
**Next:** Movies set at college.

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1930 "2017-07-16T17:46:57Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> **Next:** Movies set at college.

_The Freshman_  
Harold Lloyd goes to college.

_Black Christmas_  
Serial killer stalks a sorority.

_Prozac Nation_  
Woman struggles with depression, Harvard.  
**Next** : movies where the main character has a really unusual name.

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1931 "2017-07-16T21:39:15Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : movies where the main character has a really unusual name.

_The Man with the Golden Gun_ (Francisco Scaramanga)  
Not best Bond; still fun.

_Duck Soup_ (Rufus T. Firefly)  
Comedy classic. Marx Brothers’ best?

_Breakfast at Tiffany’s_ (Holly Golightly)  
Hepburn brings Golightly to life.

Next: Gene Wilder movies.

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**Post date:** [July 16, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1932 "2017-07-16T21:54:23Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Gene Wilder movies.

_Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory_  
Title change bothers; needs alliteration.

_Young Frankenstein_  
I expected “real” Frankenstein movie.

_Funny about Love_  
Also starred wonderful Christine Lahti.  
**Next** : Christine Lahti movies.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1933 "2017-07-17T01:39:19Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : Christine Lahti movies.

_And Justice for All_  
Her first, directed by Jewison.

_Whose Life Is It Anyway?_  
Raises interesting ethical, legal questions.

_Gross Anatomy_  
Drama in a medical school.

Next: Films of John C. Reilly.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1934 "2017-07-17T14:52:54Z")

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_Casualties of War_  
His screen debut, in 1989

_Hard Eight_  
Played clueless guy in love

_Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby_  
Almost stole whole damn movie

Next: More films of John C. Reilly

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1935 "2017-07-17T21:47:42Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: More films of John C. Reilly

_The Perfect Storm_  
Reilly shines, though only crewmember.

_Boogie Nights_  
He plays Dirk Diggler’s buddy.

_Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story_  
Great parody of musician biopics.

Next: Films of William H. Macy.

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**Post date:** [July 17, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1936 "2017-07-17T23:16:55Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Next: Films of William H. Macy.

_Jurassic Park III_  
Better than most IIIs are.

_Oleanna_  
OMG, don’t bother with this.

_Fargo_  
I liked this surprise hit.  
_Next_: films of Frances McDormand.

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**Post date:** [July 18, 2017, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1937 "2017-07-18T21:02:40Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> _Next_: films of Frances McDormand.

_Almost Famous_  
Writer follows 1970s rock band.

_Something’s Gotta Give_  
A later in life rom-com.

_Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted_  
She voices animal control officer.

Next: James Bond films. Each of your selections must use a different actor playing Bond.

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**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1938 "2017-07-19T13:37:18Z")

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_Casino Royale_  
The travesty with Woody Allen.

_Never Say Never Again_  
Sean came out of retirement.

_Moonraker_  
Roger Moore’s reasonably good Bond.  
**Next:** Movies which prominently feature eggs.

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**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1939 "2017-07-19T13:56:32Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> **Next:** Movies which prominently feature eggs.

_Alien_  
Face-suckers emerge from eggs: disaster!

_Tampopo_  
Raw egg scene most memorable.

_Baby Mama_  
Infertile woman seeks ova donor.  
**Next** : movies that tell coming-out stories.

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**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1940 "2017-07-19T14:10:23Z")

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_Milk_  
Prominent gay politician in Frisco

_In & Out_  
High school teacher has epiphany

_Billy’s Dad Is a Fudge-Packer!_  
Spoof of public health shorts

Next: Your favorite documentaries

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**Post date:** [July 19, 2017, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/five-word-movie-review/680494/1941 "2017-07-19T21:51:43Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Next: Your favorite documentaries

_The VICE Guide to North Korea_  
Interesting look at Hermit Kingdom.

_Anybody’s Son Will Do_  
Examines American military basic training.

_The Secret Life of Cats_  
Fluffy similar to jungle cats.

Next: More favorite documentaries.

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