# Fix-A-Flat does not work on inflatable love dolls **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790 "2007-11-26T14:09:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/1 "2007-11-26T14:09:06Z")
As a matter of fact, if anything, it makes it worse than just being deflated because you end up with parts that feel like styrofoam, and then the stuff gets all broken apart and crumbly, and ultimately your object of affection ends up pretty much like a big vinyl bag of sand. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/2 "2007-11-26T14:10:29Z")
I could have told you that. Not from experience, of course. I mean, it just seems obvious. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/3 "2007-11-26T14:13:26Z")
[http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=64343-442-SDS-710/08&lpage=none](http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=64343-442-SDS-710/08&lpage=none) Try the slime. It is nontoxic. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/4 "2007-11-26T14:14:37Z")
[QUOTE=Kuboydal] [http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=64343-442-SDS-710/08&lpage=none](http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=64343-442-SDS-710/08&lpage=none) Try the slime. It is nontoxic. [/QUOTE] What does it smell like? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/5 "2007-11-26T14:21:35Z")
Put tires on your rims fella and save those pneumatic ladies for that good good lovin’ Sorry I misunderstood I thought you were using them as tires but you mean you are having threeways with you, Mrs Plastic you and a can of Fix-A-Flat up “her” ass. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/6 "2007-11-26T14:29:30Z")
Pictures. We must have pictures. Yes, I’m kidding. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/7 "2007-11-26T14:43:00Z")
I just wanted to point out how proud I am of myself that I did not come in here and make not-so-subtle suggestions as to what part of you caused the puncture. I have remarkable self-control that way. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/8 "2007-11-26T15:19:24Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] What does it smell like? [/QUOTE] Risotto. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/9 "2007-11-26T15:39:01Z")
It’s also not a good idea to use Fix-A-Flat to air up bike tires. The eyes, they burn!!! ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/10 "2007-11-26T16:44:40Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] Risotto. [/QUOTE] Yes, but, my risotto smells like… Oh. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/11 "2007-11-26T16:47:07Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] Risotto. [/QUOTE] Yes, but why? That’s the real question. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/12 "2007-11-26T16:53:03Z")
Look for something called [Plastic Surgery](http://www.mclendons.com/item.asp?sku=1201433&cat=Paint&subcat1=Adhesives+%26+Glues&subcat2=) in the glue isle of your local hardware store. This stuff works wonders with plastic. You’ll need a small bit of vinyl to use as a patch, I suggest a piece from the clear side of a dead suntanner mattress. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/13 "2007-11-26T16:59:35Z")
You should have used duct tape. It’s not pretty, but they don’t call it hundred mile an hour tape for nothing. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/14 "2007-11-26T19:46:38Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] I just wanted to point out how proud I am of myself that I did not come in here and make not-so-subtle suggestions as to what part of you caused the puncture. I have remarkable self-control that way. [/QUOTE] Prick. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/15 "2007-11-26T23:11:50Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] You should have used duct tape. It’s not pretty, but they don’t call it hundred mile an hour tape for nothing. [/QUOTE] Yeah, and it’ll fix her warts, too! If you can still find a waterbed store, they sell a patch kit. Just a drop fixes a cat-claw hole. For a tear, there’s clear plastic patches, which you could disguise with a hand-drawn tattoo (Harley-Davidson? Lysdexia Socks?) ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/16 "2007-11-26T23:57:59Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] You should have used duct tape. It’s not pretty, but they don’t call it hundred mile an hour tape for nothing. [/QUOTE] Hundred mile an hour tape? Huh. Hereabouts, we call it chrome. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/17 "2007-11-27T14:41:10Z")
“Polyurethane, what a lovely name!” - Unknown Hinson ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/18 "2007-11-27T15:03:27Z")
But what do you feel about intimate relations with sheep? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/19 "2007-11-27T15:12:48Z")
Inflatable love dolls. As opposed to Inflatable Hate Dolls? Band name, either way! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/20 "2007-11-27T15:14:16Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] But what do you feel about intimate relations with sheep? [/QUOTE] There is a market out there, I am sure, for an inflatable sheep doll. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790.md?page=2)