# Fix-A-Flat does not work on inflatable love dolls **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790 "2007-11-26T14:09:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/21 "2007-11-27T15:27:25Z")
> [@](#): > > There is a market out there, I am sure, for an inflatable sheep doll. There certainly is. These exist. Try googling it. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/22 "2007-11-27T15:36:28Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] There certainly is. These exist. Try googling it. [/QUOTE] Oh no I won’t. I am fresh out of eye bleach from the last googling of _bukkake_ and _clown porn_, TYVM. I’ve learned my lesson. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/23 "2007-11-27T15:56:55Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest] Oh no I won’t. I am fresh out of eye bleach from the last googling of _bukkake_ and _clown porn_, TYVM. [/QUOTE] Try [muttonbone.com](http://muttonbone.com). No bleach needed. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/24 "2007-11-27T16:27:51Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest] There is a market out there, I am sure, for an inflatable sheep doll. [/QUOTE] That was on Dave Barry’s Christmas list a few years ago. The “Love Ewe”, an inflatable sheep with fishnet stockings. Of course if you can’t score with real sheep, maybe you should become a eunuch. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/25 "2007-11-27T16:37:07Z")
[QUOTE=Kuboydal] Try the slime. It is nontoxic. [/QUOTE] Whatever happened to the two click rule! NSFW, dude, NSFW! That site had me masturbating like a motherfuck. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/26 "2007-11-27T16:59:46Z")
[QUOTE=dogbutler] That was on Dave Barry’s Christmas list a few years ago. The “Love Ewe”, an inflatable sheep with fishnet stockings. [/QUOTE] And the subject of the site in post #23. ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/27 "2007-11-27T20:44:41Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] That site had me masturbating like a motherfuck. [/QUOTE] um… ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/28 "2007-11-27T23:57:08Z")
well, of _course_ fix-a-flat didn’t work–read the can! You have to ride on it at 25MPH for at least 15 minutes! And if the love doll is any good, that’s nigh-on impossible! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/29 "2007-11-28T00:43:12Z")
Using fix-a-flat, I thought you were only supposed to drive a few miles before you got it plugged professionally. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/30 "2007-11-28T03:07:21Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] pretty much like a big vinyl bag of sand. [/QUOTE] Mmmm… vinyl bag of saaannndddd! Oh, and Slime. It works but tastes like s\*#t! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790/31 "2007-11-28T03:43:32Z")
[QUOTE=Lute Skywatcher] And the subject of the site in post #23. [/QUOTE] I didn’t go there, I’m not into inflatable sheep. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-a-flat-does-not-work-on-inflatable-love-dolls/427790.md?page=1)