# Fix this piece of fucking you shit, you retarded apes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-this-piece-of-fucking-you-shit-you-retarded-apes/421409>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 3, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-this-piece-of-fucking-you-shit-you-retarded-apes/421409 "2007-10-03T19:15:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-this-piece-of-fucking-you-shit-you-retarded-apes/421409/81 "2007-10-04T19:01:15Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
Tuba didn’t get any punishment for her actions…  
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This is false. She was suspended for thirty days. Whether you consider this _sufficient_ punishment is another matter.

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-this-piece-of-fucking-you-shit-you-retarded-apes/421409/82 "2007-10-04T21:34:25Z")

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\*Terry Wogan and Ken  
Starting off the morning  
As well as being boring  
Will put you back to sleep.

John Dunn  
Tries some gimmicks  
and some witticisms aimed at the brain  
of some retarded ape.

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- Schnauser, “How Do They Do That?”

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-this-piece-of-fucking-you-shit-you-retarded-apes/421409/83 "2007-10-04T22:03:11Z")

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[QUOTE=LurkMeister]  
No, the Civil War was “The Recent Unpleasantness”.  
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Dammit, I think that’s what I meant, not The Unpleasant Incident. I need to go back in time and erase that part of my post. Is everyone good with just forgetting I said anything?

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-this-piece-of-fucking-you-shit-you-retarded-apes/421409/84 "2007-10-04T22:18:56Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
Dammit, I think that’s what I meant, not The Unpleasant Incident. I need to go back in time and erase that part of my post. Is everyone good with just forgetting I said anything?  
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Too late.

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**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2007, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-this-piece-of-fucking-you-shit-you-retarded-apes/421409/85 "2007-10-04T22:26:45Z")

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[QUOTE=LurkMeister]  
No, the Civil War was “The Recent Unpleasantness”.

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I thought that was my marriage.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fix-this-piece-of-fucking-you-shit-you-retarded-apes/421409/86 "2007-10-10T14:32:46Z")

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Fat lot of good it does to complain **now**. You should have complained while the board was down.

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