Flag-Plantin' Realtors—Patriotic or Impudent?

Er, no, but she was my babysitter oh those many years ago. Ah, Rose, what a woman. Why, I remember at once she was the schoolteacher, mayor, and gas station attendant all at the same time. That reminds me of a funny story when Rose received a distress call one day while on volunteer fire watch. Seems Mrs. Hottentot’s prize turtle had managed to get itself stuck in a tree…
::Sigh:: Those were the days.