# flame of moderarors of SDMB **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 13, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071 "2009-01-13T11:03:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/221 "2009-01-15T16:14:32Z")
If “the beast” is this thread, you’ve sold me. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/222 "2009-01-15T16:19:08Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > If “the beast” is this thread, you’ve sold me. Yay! We’ve sold Jack Batty! Now how much am I bid for John DiFool? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/223 "2009-01-15T16:33:34Z")
Just make sure my pimp gets his cut. I don’t need another back-hand across the kisser. ---
**Author:** ![flyboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@flyboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flyboy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/224 "2009-01-15T16:34:36Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > Critical indifference slips > > Only a Frenchman casts, > > Eagle scouts are prepared well done. This is like a whole new form of poetry. Kind of like a Haiku… maybe a “Jeeshe”? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/225 "2009-01-15T16:46:36Z")
Here is the centre of the universe \_ No, wait a sec, it is here \_ ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/226 "2009-01-15T17:02:24Z")
Everything is nothing. Nothing is everything. All there is, is not. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/227 "2009-01-15T17:04:47Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Everything is nothing. > > Nothing is everything. > > All there is, is not. Is, too! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/228 "2009-01-15T17:05:03Z")
Burma Shave. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/229 "2009-01-15T17:08:43Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Everything is nothing. > > Nothing is everything. And everything you know is wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/230 "2009-01-15T17:09:30Z")
> [@Ponder\_Stibbons](#): > > And everything you know is wrong. Betcha didn’t know the South won the Civil War! ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/231 "2009-01-15T17:40:34Z")
> [@Eutychus](#): > > Betcha didn’t know the South won the Civil War! That’s _The War of Northern Aggression_!! ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/232 "2009-01-15T18:00:21Z")
Art cancers are removed All vents indicate open, All hatches indicate closed. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/233 "2009-01-15T18:02:48Z")
Artz go boom. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/234 "2009-01-15T19:52:25Z")
I faw down. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/235 "2009-01-15T20:02:42Z")
the thread slips into the incomprehensible this is the last post ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/236 "2009-01-15T20:08:07Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > the thread slips into > > the incomprehensible > > this is the last post **garygnu** and Tyler too! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/237 "2009-01-15T20:11:33Z")
> [@5-4-Fighting](#): > > **garygnu** and Tyler too! 54 Fighting or Fort! ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/238 "2009-01-15T20:14:36Z")
_pssst…you’ve not seen me, got it?_ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/239 "2009-01-15T20:46:08Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Everything is nothing. > > Nothing is everything. > > All there is, is not. What is, is. What was, will be. What will be was but will be again. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/240 "2009-01-15T21:20:42Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > What is, is. What was, will be. What will be was but will be again. As it is written, so it shall be done! _thumps chest_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071.md?page=13)