# flame of moderarors of SDMB

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 13, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071 "2009-01-13T11:03:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/101 "2009-01-13T23:21:03Z")

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> [@fluiddruid](#):
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> you jessesheeran,
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> on behalf all moderators of the panel of communication everywhere, to allow me to profusely make excuses for the lamentable working which obtained. Whereas we tried to ensure box strong and surrounding medium d’ method since dingbats of more than illiterates even show and entire ramblings half to form that they intersect their heads, we fall from time to time in order to live jusqu’ at the levels of l’ the high professional level that we tried d’ to obtain. J’ it waits you’ ; l continues to divide with us n’ it relates what ideas or the smaller astonished negotiation which [deistvitelno] turns outside in order to find by chance. Don’ ; preoccupation t to a question of d’ to explain which means or writing in the complete phrases of we’ ; to a question it is more than d’ happy outside for to seem it by us ourself of fastenings and some drops in the independent variable of baragouin apparently. Is honest, it’ ; s our pleasure. We’ ; accurately happy re for it here.
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> Good to grant to SDMB.

So I can get my one-third share of the 14 million dollars if I send you my bank account number and PIN? I can hardly wait! Where shall I send it?

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**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/102 "2009-01-13T23:28:23Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> And I think he’s saying they’ll have the change all these documentaries, if the discovery - in Indonesia - of small hominid fossil bones means humans originated there.

You “and Indonesia and Indonesia” Africa “by the word” Africa can take place. "I bet anyone know the difference.

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/103 "2009-01-13T23:29:21Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> And I think he’s saying they’ll have the change all these documentaries, if the discovery - in Indonesia - of small hominid fossil bones means humans originated there.

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/104 "2009-01-13T23:36:56Z")

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It’ll pan over jungle and mountains while the announcer intones, “It all started here. . .” and we’ll hear the stirring refrain  
_Ooee Oooaa bing bang  
Walla walla ting tang_

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/105 "2009-01-13T23:43:17Z")

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> [@seodoa](#):
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> You “and Indonesia and Indonesia” Africa “by the word” Africa can take place. "I bet anyone know the difference.

Come again?

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/106 "2009-01-13T23:45:25Z")

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_THEN I SAW THE CONGO, CREEPING THROUGH THE BLACK,  
CUTTING THROUGH THE FOREST WITH A GOLDEN TRACK._  
“There I was–There I was–_In the Congo_.”

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2009, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/107 "2009-01-13T23:49:11Z")

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Um Bongo Um Bongo, they drink it in the Congo

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/108 "2009-01-14T00:03:57Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> “There I was–There I was–_In the Congo_.”

Thank you for this reference. One of my favorite quotes of all time.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/109 "2009-01-14T00:06:21Z")

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I am Japanese, and English, in order to return, the Serbian translation of the text on the syntax of this is madness. We are crazy people in this already banned please? What you need to deal with idiots all the time can really enough? Is there now, and we pile in gibberish?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/110 "2009-01-14T00:19:10Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> I’m going to hazard a guess that he’s talking about TV documentaries about human origins, that open with a voiceover “It began in Africa…”, then crossfade to a tribal drums soundtrack over some swoopy helicopter shot of dry river beds, mountains or plains.
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> And I think he’s saying they’ll have the change all these documentaries, if the discovery - in Indonesia - of small hominid fossil bones means humans originated there.

You appear to speak Gibberish. Is there, like, language courses for that?

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/111 "2009-01-14T00:19:20Z")

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Dodeh ku panga, a dodeh ku kala  
Dodeh ku panga, u kala shantih?

On account of Zulus don’t get lost in the woods, don’tcha know…

> [@featherlou](#):
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> You appear to speak Gibberish. Is there, like, language courses for that?

I believe you need the Johnson Language Institute.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/112 "2009-01-14T00:21:20Z")

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Lasers in the jungle.

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**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/113 "2009-01-14T00:23:31Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Flame of Moderators-- is that like a pride of lions or a murder of crows?

Favorite post of the year, so far.

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**Author:** ![jessesheeran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@jessesheeran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessesheeran)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/114 "2009-01-14T01:00:51Z")

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offensive porno style sex  
[“United Support of Artists for Africa” (not “United States of America”). Most of the singers on the record are American, with the exception of Bob Geldof (who is Irish) and Dan Aykroyd (who is Canadian).](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2W4-0qUdHY&feature=related)

imagine that  
:o

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**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/115 "2009-01-14T01:05:13Z")

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> [@garygnu](#):
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> Lasers in the jungle.

Now I’m in an alternate dimension. My husband crashed his RC micro helicopter into my dieffenbachia just as I was reading this.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/116 "2009-01-14T01:10:44Z")

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> [@jessesheeran](#):
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> offensive porno style sex  
> [“United Support of Artists for Africa” (not “United States of America”). Most of the singers on the record are American, with the exception of Bob Geldof (who is Irish) and Dan Aykroyd (who is Canadian).](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2W4-0qUdHY&feature=related)
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> imagine that  
> :o

When I clicked it I was so sure I was going to see that sweet-faced black sounding English guy telling me how he was never, ever gonna give me up. I’ve never been so disappointed not to have been rickrolled.

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**Author:** ![jessesheeran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@jessesheeran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessesheeran)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/117 "2009-01-14T01:12:45Z")

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only song that sounds like lennon w/o said

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/118 "2009-01-14T01:14:07Z")

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> [@Cuckoorex](#):
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> What the hell are you _on_, and can I get some? If you start telling people about the Urantia Book, I swear I’m gonna climb through the internet and slap you.

This is _really_ off-topic, but I just had a vision of an “updated” version of _ **Through the Looking Glass** _ based on your comment of being able to “climb through” the internet.

Maybe I’ll follow that up in a MPSIMS or IMHO thread.

And, BTW, there’s no figuring what _ **I** _ am on! 😉

- “Jack”

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/119 "2009-01-14T01:17:55Z")

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> [@jessesheeran](#):
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> only song that sounds like lennon w/o said

Could someone please follow this one around and translate please?

> [@Mangetout](#):
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> And I think he’s saying they’ll have the change all these documentaries, if the discovery - in Indonesia - of small hominid fossil bones means humans originated there.

I laughed uproariously after I read this and finally understood what the original intention might have been. . . kinda, sorta, maybe.

But other than that, it’s like reading gibberish or dyslexia (although I don’t know how that is) or just something that looks related to English, but isn’t English.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-of-moderarors-of-sdmb/481071/120 "2009-01-14T01:20:38Z")

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The OP has demonstrated his ability to post more coherently (albeit briefly) in other threads.

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