# Flame the next Post **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 30, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493 "2002-05-30T04:04:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/1 "2002-05-30T04:04:44Z")
In the spirit of the \*Flame Yourself \* thread, which was highly rewarding, I thought, in the true spirit of Das Pit, I would start a Flame the Next Post thread. The element of surprise, I strongly suspect, could possibly leave many a doper here giddy with …uh…glee. To start things off: You arrogant peice of offal. Monkeys on crack have more cohesiveness than that peice of garbage you just spewed forth like a frat boy. Did you ever hear of cites? Links? In Webster’s your picture is right next to the words: Suck, Hoover and Kirby. All-porn-all-the-time has really rotted your maggot infested brains. Pardon me, your maggot infested gray cell. Note _singular_. How did you manage to type such trite with one hand shaking the coconut tree and the other making funny noises with your lips? The short bus must have run you over at the bus stop. The driver pleaded an attempted mercy kill. Your parents did not press charges. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/2 "2002-05-30T04:22:38Z")
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose May an elephant thrash you with his toes. May your wife be plagued with runner in her hose… May the bird of paradise fly up your nose Sorry…it’s the best I can do. ---
**Author:** ![Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@Nenya\_Elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nenya_Elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/3 "2002-05-30T10:19:07Z")
May you live in interesting times. ---
**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/4 "2002-05-30T10:37:39Z")
Listen Dickdrip, come near me one more time with your disease-ridden, ass-scratching, never-been-washed-because-soap’s-too-complicated self and I’ll personally see that you don’t live to smoke another rock. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/5 "2002-05-30T10:50:20Z")
Tsk… Did you type that all by yourself. or did your nursery school teacher do it for you? ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/6 "2002-05-30T12:10:14Z")
Say it, don’t spray it, **jr8**! \Hehe…I know it said “Flame the Next Poster” but I just couldn’t resist.\ ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/7 "2002-05-30T12:11:16Z")
You dumbshit. Don’t you know the difference between VB and html coding? [sub]I did that intentionally, don’t you know?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/8 "2002-05-30T12:42:13Z")
Whaddaya expect from the French [sub]buncha god damn rifle droppers[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/9 "2002-05-30T18:24:24Z")
Vous ne m’effrayez pas, porc-chien anglais! Allez bouillir votre fond, fils d’une personne idiote. Je souffle mon nez à vous. Je ne veux pas ne vous parler pas plus, vous vide l’essuie-glace dirigé de cuvette de nourriture animale! Fart I dans votre direction générale! Votre mère était un hamster et votre éperlan de père des baies de sureau! ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/10 "2002-05-30T19:02:18Z")
(as an aside) **Beeblebrox** , that was brilliant! ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/11 "2002-05-30T19:11:49Z")
I hope groin beetles infest your crotch for the remainder of your natural days. You’ve earned as much by the mere fact of your existence. ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/12 "2002-05-30T19:13:29Z")
Fucking cheese eating surrender monkey… ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/13 "2002-05-30T19:26:15Z")
You’re an obscure poster! ---
**Author:** ![Bubba\_Ray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bubba\_Ray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubba_Ray)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/14 "2002-05-30T20:10:34Z")
Hey Goat Molester, why do you even bother to post? Dont you have anything better to do like sticking your weenie into a mixer? Stop wasting my air by breathing you Assplug. (my sincere apologies but that felt good to do ;)) ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/15 "2002-05-30T20:19:36Z")
_swoon_ Ooh, **Beeblebrox** , I just _love_ it when folks post in French, even if they are cussin’ someone out. 🙂 I don’t know what in the hell you said, but won’t you please post some more French, Sweetie? Pretty please? Uh, sil vous plait? With a cherry on top? Oh, and how do you get all the funky accent marks to show up when you post? Is there some befandangled code that’ll put them in for us, or what? [celestina runs to get her French dictionaries and stuff . . .] Oops, I almost forgot the OP, _ahem_ **Robb**!! You ought to be ashamed of yourself insulting Kwyjibo’s Doper status. You apologize this instant or else I’m going to get my virtual paddle and apply it to your virtual bottom. Do you hear me? ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/16 "2002-05-30T20:24:31Z")
::puts e-book down back of trousers:: **celestina** , neener, neener, neener!! ---
**Author:** ![Arwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7c8e57/32.png) [@Arwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwen)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/17 "2002-05-30T20:42:00Z")
(umm…aren’t we supposed to be flaming the _next_ post?) Here’s a go…_ahem_ You filthy piece of offal! How dare you set foot in this forum ant taint it with your presence? You vile, repulse pile of steaming phlegm, may the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your armpits. If so much as one more electron comes from your direction, I will personally place an abnormally strong magnet in the vicinity of your hard drive, and force you to drink the milk that expired yesterday! ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/18 "2002-05-31T02:44:56Z")
I’ll keep it short and sweet… **FUCK YOU.** ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/19 "2002-05-31T03:08:08Z")
Man, you’re as dumb as the fuckwads who can’t tell the difference between the next post and the previous post. Go suck the sinal fluid out of Thomas Jefferson’s rotting corpse. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/20 "2002-05-31T04:02:58Z")
**Dragonblink,** you are as stupid as your retort. TJ is dead, and has been for over 150-some-odd years. Don’t be a moron, just shut the hell up and accept the fact that you are challenged beyond your means. Your keyboard tappings far exceed your wit. Accept it, and quit wasting bandwidth. Tripler And a hearty “fuck you”, too. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493.md?page=2)