# Flame the next Post **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 30, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493 "2002-05-30T04:04:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/21 "2002-05-31T05:07:23Z")
**Robb** said: > [@](#): > > ::puts e-book down back of trousers:: > > celestina, neener, neener, neener!! [celestina sneaks up behind **Robb** , eases that e-book out of his trousers, aims her virtual paddle and _whacks_ his virtual bottom a few times. Then she runs away with the e-book.] :p:D **Arwen** , hon, was all that you posted for lil ol’ me, or was it for **Robb**? If it was for me, then this is for you: :wally :wally :wally :wally 😛 :wally :wally :wally 😛 :wally :wally :wally 🙂 Oh, and **Tripler** , hon, this is for you: 😛 Ahhh. I just _love_ the Pit. 😃 Carry on, y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/22 "2002-05-31T13:56:39Z")
Rest assured **celestina** , that as soon as I can sit down again, I shall sit at my drawing board and begin to devise a plan of revenge. This time, however, I shall not post the details so as to warn you in advance. Though, as a matter of courtesy, I shall pass along the sage advice, “Beware the Jabberwock”. Oh, and… You, yes you, you’re an obscure poster. ---
**Author:** ![shmigheghi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@shmigheghi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shmigheghi)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/23 "2002-05-31T21:27:23Z")
Yeah, well… Uh, you’re…dumb you…jackininny. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/24 "2002-06-01T02:12:54Z")
I think “flame the last post” would have made a better thread. But what can you expect from someone who can’t pinpoint her location closer than a continent? ---
**Author:** ![Efrem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@Efrem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Efrem)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/25 "2002-06-01T02:18:39Z")
You are not nice no wait, yes you are. sorry. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cercaria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@cercaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cercaria)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/26 "2002-06-01T03:18:11Z")
Stop looking up my skirt. Fucking pervert. ---
**Author:** ![Macro\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Macro\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macro_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/27 "2002-06-01T03:22:06Z")
Jesus H. Everloving Christ, Efrem. Why don’t you get your brown nose out of everyone’s ass, read the fucking OP, and try to not embarrass your-fucking-self. Where the fuck is Nova Scotia anyway? Do they go past grade-school there? Stop wasting the zeros and ones and say something useful. Now, where do I get in line for the ass-paddlin’? ---
**Author:** ![Efrem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@Efrem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Efrem)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/28 "2002-06-01T10:49:53Z")
Hey **Macro Man** , what the fuck crawled into your head and died, you pathetic excuse for a self-righteous, necrophilic, anal wart. I am sure that this thread never meant to create any serious flaming, but you are so out-of-fucking touch of reality (you brain dead, shit-kicking, ass-licking, crotch smelling, dumb-fuck) that you can’t see the difference between flaming and acting like a malicious, gerbil stuffing, dog feltching, shit for brains, smelly prick cretin. You red-necked, yellow-bellied, blue-balled, black-hearted, piece of inbred donkey shit. What? You say that you don’t really have a “black-heart”, I’m sorry (It was your brain that was a piece of moldy, blacken cat urine, you waste of a 5-dollar hotel and orgasm). Why don’t you get the 50 ton dead shit-bug out of your anus, and take your cow fucking, shit eating, cesspool rinsing, crab infested, self-mutilated, ass out of this thread and crawl back to the ten year old, 3-ton pile of rancid monkey shit that you managed to eat your way out of. Ya product of a drunken night with ill paid, herpe infested, one-legged, crack whore, and a low life, shit bathing, sheep-fucking, dung beetle. BTW the next guy is a poo-poo head. ---
**Author:** ![DarkJudicator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@DarkJudicator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkJudicator)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/29 "2002-06-01T12:02:31Z")
Listen up, you bottom-feeding, gutter-licking, pre-cerebral, unevolved accident of carbon chemistry… I’m tired of your whining, your cute attempts to be clever when you OBVIOUSLY have no idea what you’re talking about and try to bluff your way through, your salacious derailing of threads with your own self-obsessed ego-stroking flirting posts, your clear need for emotional dependence on validation of your pitiful attention seeking threads, your insecurities and your buck fifty vocabulary. Nobody likes you. Your friends laugh about you behind your back. When you meet new people, they think you’re strange. This isn’t because you’re misunderstood, or because you just take time to warm to, or whatever reason you’ve dreamed up in your head to help you sleep at night. It’s because you’re a sick, demented, emotionally stunted parasite who creeps people out by the sheer fact you exist. Quite honestly, I don’t know who the hell’s gonna be following this post, and I don’t care. You’re so far beneath my notice, I wouldn’t lift a finger to help you if you were being anally raped by a gang of wild boars - I’d sell tickets and get rich off the money. Don’t know ya, don’t wanna know ya, sucks to be you. Thank you, and goodnight. * * * “Was that too much? I never know.” – Reel Big Fish ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stafford_cripps/32/7167_2.png) [@The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stafford_Cripps)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/30 "2002-06-01T13:10:19Z")
**READ THIS EVERYONE** You will see that the next poster doesn’t want to admit it, but he or she is **clearly** referring to **ME!**. However they have **never** made the slightest effort to understand **me** or what I’m about. I find that a lot around here and elsewhere; I am the **least** understood person who has ever existed. Not only that, the next poster will not know the difference between “England” and the “UK”; asshole. Your jokes are lame and I hate people who have the number of posts that you have. ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/31 "2002-06-01T14:52:11Z")
Si mi perro pareciera usted, afeitaría su asno y lo enseñaría a caminar al revés. ---
**Author:** ![Macro\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Macro\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macro_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/32 "2002-06-01T17:50:40Z")
Listen up Efrem, I have one thing to say to you, you dickhead… My mother has both her legs. Get it straight, shit-for-brains. ---
**Author:** ![Cataclysm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Cataclysm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cataclysm)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/33 "2002-06-02T03:18:34Z")
You poo wee dick bum you! ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/34 "2002-06-02T09:35:41Z")
You, sir, are no gentleman. ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/35 "2002-06-03T03:01:52Z")
hola senhor perro tu chu pasta la culo de mi gato! sorry for the spelling, my spanish is crappy ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/36 "2002-06-03T04:12:33Z")
There isn’t going to **be** a next post is there? I’ll probably end up killing this thread just like all those others I’ve killed. And everyone will think it was my fault, but guess what, Bucko: IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT, you… you… stupid person-who-would’ve-posted-here-next-had-I-not, leaving me to suffer the indignity of hanging out here at the end of the thread, alone and unreplied-to like this. For shame. And you know what really crawls up my ass? I can’t even properly flame you because you don’t even exist! So fuck off in a speculative sense. [sub]either that or someone really _is_ going to post after me just to prove me wrong. Well fuck off to you, too.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/37 "2002-06-04T01:18:46Z")
You puddle of diseased rhinocerous droppings! You spawner of Barney, MST3K fodder, and bratty kids! May your genitals be attacked by angry hyenas! Away, you three-inch fool! ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/38 "2002-06-04T03:25:14Z")
BELGIUM! ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/39 "2002-06-04T05:32:26Z")
[On her way back into this thread, celestina, with her head held high, reaches out and whacks **Macro Man** on his virtual behind.] 😃 I’m sorry. I just couldn’t help myself. [giggle] > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robb \* > \*\*Rest assured **celestina** , that as soon as I can sit down again, I shall sit at my drawing board and begin to devise a plan of revenge. This time, however, I shall not post the details so as to warn you in advance. Though, as a matter of courtesy, I shall pass along the sage advice, “Beware the Jabberwock”. > > Oh, and… > > You, yes you, you’re an obscure poster. \*\* :innocent eyes: **Robb** , darlin’, you know it was all in good fun. Honest, I really didn’t even spank you that hard. Just a few good whacks, that’s all. But now I’m curious and a little scared. Come on, Sugar. Tell me what plan of revenge you’re devising. Please? Pretty please? With a cherry on top? **Beeblebrox** , I’m _very_ upset with you, you goat-felcher you, because you didn’t answer my question about how you get all the accents and other dooflodgies that folks use to spell French words to show up in your posts. :mad: So since you’re not interested in eradicating my ignorance in that matter, go fuck yourself. :wally And all you other folks what be usin’ foreign languages and all up in this thread, y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves for not explaining to me how y’all get them accents and things in your posts. Is it some befandangled code I don’t know or what? Por favor. Dimelo algo. No entiendo. ☹ I just want to say that at this point I’m so confoosed! I don’t know who’s flamin’ who, where, what, or why. So for whomever this is intended, this flame is for you. [celestina lights a match, holds it up to her butt, and lets out a huge fart, thereby creating a beautiful blue flame that lights up the sky for a few seconds before going out.] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/40 "2002-06-04T16:24:12Z")
**celestina** , this [symbol font thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=103277) shows nifty characters you can create with the [symbol] feature. Accented letters are in there somewhere. I like the nice trademark symbol. Damn The Clique[symbol]ä[/symbol]. As for revenge, it’s taking a bit longer than planned - these hamsters aren’t as easy to train as I thought they were. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493.md?page=3)