# Flame the next Post

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 30, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493 "2002-05-30T04:04:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/41 "2002-06-04T16:40:38Z")

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**YOU ARE A WHORE AND A PHILANTHROPIST AND A LESBIAN AND A DWARF!**

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/42 "2002-06-04T17:31:56Z")

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You are.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/43 "2002-06-04T17:49:27Z")

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Yo, cement-headed wannabe who follows this post, how’s it feel to be the last on the bandwagon? Don’t let the screen door hit ya on the way out, tirebiter. On second thought, do.

And **Enderw24** , I know you are, but what am I?

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**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/44 "2002-06-04T17:53:05Z")

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You’re hardly worth insulting.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/45 "2002-06-04T18:05:53Z")

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Boogers improve your appearance.  
Your parents invented the condom.  
“Batteries required” is a reference to your mate’s orgasm.  
You were voted “Most likely to trip”.  
Your clothes were donated by Haitians.  
Your IQ requires a decimal point.  
A zipper mystifies you.

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**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/46 "2002-06-04T19:28:35Z")

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**Robb** , thank you, Sugar. I’ll check this out and see if I can figure out how to do accents and things. 🙂

This is for the next poster:

:wally 😛

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**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-the-next-post/111493/47 "2002-06-04T21:11:31Z")

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u suk :mad:

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