# Flame Wars II **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 27, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198 "2003-09-27T20:07:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/1 "2003-09-27T20:07:37Z")
You’re all just a bunch of sniveling assholes as far as I am concerned. So kiss my harry ass before you give me another one of your condescending opinions. (I feel like arguing today, come and get it.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/2 "2003-09-27T20:18:53Z")
Aren’t you a sweetheart? Fuck off cupcake. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/3 "2003-09-27T20:23:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ParentalAdvisory \* > \*\*Aren’t you a sweetheart? Fuck off cupcake. \*\* Well I don’t know your gender, and you may be a bit confused over it too, but anyway, eat shit and die ok? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/4 "2003-09-27T20:24:33Z")
(That was not a death threat, just an expression … oops.) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/5 "2003-09-27T20:25:57Z")
Fuck you, fuck your mother, and fuck your father who’s tied up in the yard. ---
**Author:** ![Triss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Triss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triss)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/6 "2003-09-27T20:26:38Z")
“Snivelling assholes”? “Condescending opinions”? Lame, very lame. I’d get all Torquemada on your ass, but, since your IQ is obviously lower than that of a tube of personal lubricant, I won’t waste my time. Oh, and btw, I hope you and your ass, Harry, have a long and meaningful relationship. Hemorrhoid. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/7 "2003-09-27T20:30:57Z")
Fuck you for posting the nine millionth hamster stretching, constipation inducing, soon to be locked fake pit thread. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/8 "2003-09-27T20:33:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Triss \* > \*\*I’d get all Torquemada on your ass, but, since your IQ is obviously lower than that of a tube of personal lubricant, I won’t waste my time. > \*\* Oh I am so upset now. Actually I don’t know what the fuck a Torquemada is, you have me scratching my nuts over that one. Sounds like some kind of weird ass ethnic thing. Or maybe it’s the desease they found on your lip? ---
**Author:** ![Not\_In\_Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/9 "2003-09-27T20:34:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*Fuck you, fuck your mother, and fuck your father who’s tied up in the yard. \*\* Aw, that ain’t nice. The guy’s just looking for some attention, and some loooooove. CC, you one-man circle jerk, I got some looooove for you. With a jackhammer up your ass, you loathsome piece of shit. Looooovingly, of course, without causing death, or even unrequested injury, buttercup. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/10 "2003-09-27T20:44:10Z")
Torquemada was the evil dude who led the Spanish Inquisition with all the torture and the screaming and the HOOOOYVEN FLAVEN! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/11 "2003-09-27T20:49:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Not In Anger \* > \*\*Aw, that ain’t nice. The guy’s just looking for some attention, and some loooooove. CC, you one-man circle jerk, I got some looooove for you. With a jackhammer up your ass, you loathsome piece of shit. Looooovingly, of course, without causing death, or even unrequested injury, buttercup. \*\* Oh no! I’m being threatened by a fucking Canadian. Why don’t you pull your dick out of that dead moose and come down to the Land of the Free and say that, eh? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/12 "2003-09-27T20:49:58Z")
Is that all you lame sissies have? I thought I might be up against some mean sons-a-bitches here, but no, you’re all a bunch of pantywaist thumbsuckers. ---
**Author:** ![Triss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Triss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triss)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/13 "2003-09-27T20:56:58Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by ccwaterback_ > > Oh I am so upset now. > > Actually I don’t know what the fuck a Torquemada is, you have me scratching my nuts over that one. Sounds like some kind of weird ass ethnic thing. Or maybe it’s the desease they found on your lip? > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Q.E.D._ > > Torquemada was the evil dude who led the Spanish Inquisition with all the torture and the screaming and the HOOOOYVEN FLAVEN! _can’t talk, laughing too hard_ ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/14 "2003-09-27T20:57:57Z")
Underpants. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_In\_Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/15 "2003-09-27T21:04:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*Oh no! I’m being threatened by a fucking Canadian. Why don’t you pull your dick out of that dead moose and come down to the Land of the Free and say that, eh? \*\* Better reread that, Mr. Ellis. It was clearly addressed to the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Bubba\_Ray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bubba\_Ray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubba_Ray)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/16 "2003-09-27T21:09:34Z")
Dude, when you want a hug ask for it… ---
**Author:** ![Not\_In\_Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/17 "2003-09-27T21:09:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ccwaterback \* > \*\*Is that all you lame sissies have? I thought I might be up against some mean sons-a-bitches here, but no, you’re all a bunch of pantywaist thumbsuckers. \*\* Grrrr! ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/18 "2003-09-27T21:10:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ccwaterback \* > \*\*Well I don’t know your gender, and you may be a bit confused over it too, but anyway, eat shit and die ok? \*\* …oh no the fuck you didn’t! Why don’t you go and make like a thread on Sunday and die? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/19 "2003-09-27T21:12:19Z")
OK, champ, if your itchin’ for a fight, how’s about you respond to my post about your pissant thought experiment crap you pulled in Great Debates? [Asswipe](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=4016379#post4016379) ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/20 "2003-09-27T21:16:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Dude, when you want a hug ask for it… Fuck you. Your feeble attempt at clever sarcasm shines like a putrescent jewel. Your stupidity strains the very fibre of my existence. Asshat. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198.md?page=2)