# Flame Wars II **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 27, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198 "2003-09-27T20:07:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/41 "2003-09-27T22:30:02Z")
Uhhh… **Gadfly**? You got the wrong gaping maw, there, fella. Methinks you wanted **ccwaterback** , not **Hamlet**. ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/42 "2003-09-27T22:36:33Z")
Ssshhhh. If he pisses off Ham-hocks, we may have something here. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_In\_Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/43 "2003-09-27T22:50:06Z")
Naw. I think mini-me elvis has left the kitchen. Will be a lot of fun when he gets hungry and goes for the fridge again though. As he will. I’ve been sitting at the back, unnoticed, for quite some time, and am as an uncertified life form, eagerly awaiting my dramatic, but unendorseable, re-entrance into the mindspace of this excerable pissdrinker. Good times. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/44 "2003-09-27T22:55:24Z")
OK, I’m back. Did you miss me you dimwitted fiddle fucks? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/45 "2003-09-27T22:56:37Z")
Gone again. HAHA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/46 "2003-09-27T22:59:34Z")
I’m sorry, Hamlet. If it’s any consolation, your gaping maw is so repugnant that it’s indistinguishable from even the worst of them. By which, of course, I mean ccwaterback’s. ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/47 "2003-09-27T23:41:07Z")
I don’t believe what everybody else says about you… _I_ think you’re cool. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/48 "2003-09-27T23:42:33Z")
Thank you, thank you very much \<-- my best Elvis voice ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/49 "2003-09-27T23:57:43Z")
::yawn:: ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/50 "2003-09-28T00:03:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gadfly \* > \*\*I’m sorry, Hamlet. If it’s any consolation, your gaping maw is so repugnant that it’s indistinguishable from even the worst of them. By which, of course, I mean ccwaterback’s. \*\* Well, I don’t mean to brag, but back in high-school, my maw was voted most likely to gape. ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/51 "2003-09-28T00:16:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Well, I don’t mean to brag, but back in high-school, my maw was voted most likely to gape. I suppose you had wise peers. Wiser than you, anyway. Which isn’t saying much. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/52 "2003-09-28T01:09:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > Bite me, all of ya! Bah! If I did, you’d never go back to hamsters wrapped in duct tape. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/53 "2003-09-28T04:30:24Z")
You bunch of cheese dick monkey slappers. I can’t leave you alone for 10 minutes can I? ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/54 "2003-09-28T05:27:53Z")
No, it appears not. But do try, anyway. Snapperhead. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/55 "2003-09-28T14:15:05Z")
> [@](#): > > OK, I’m back. Did you miss me you dimwitted fiddle fucks? How can we miss you if you won’t go away? ---
**Author:** ![Not\_In\_Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/56 "2003-09-28T20:43:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ccwaterback \* > \*\*You bunch of cheese dick monkey slappers. I can’t leave you alone for 10 minutes can I? \*\* What? “Cheese dick monkey slappers”? What the hell is the meaning of that epithet that you have so mindlessly slathered upon the ravaging hordes that hate and want a piece of you, you rotting heap of garbage. I want to beat on your mother with my shoe, that harlot, for failing to hurl you back into the void upon the first sight of your execrable failure to not exist. You are a stain, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/57 "2003-09-28T21:26:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Not In Anger \* > \*\*You are a stain, my friend. \*\* On your knees bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_In\_Anger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@Not\_In\_Anger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_In_Anger)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/58 "2003-09-28T21:36:44Z")
Why? What are you gonna do, you pervert? (Apologies to Cheech & Chong). ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/59 "2003-09-28T21:51:55Z")
YOU ENGLISH DOGS!!! I FART IN YOUR GENEREAL DIII-RRECTION!!! IF YOU RETURN I SHALL BE FORCED TO TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!!! I’m so, so sorry… ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/60 "2003-09-28T23:03:08Z")
Fucking Bush. What a fumbling nincompoop. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198.md?page=4)