# Flame Wars II

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 27, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198 "2003-09-27T20:07:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/61 "2003-09-28T23:17:22Z")

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\*\*OK! I’m not going to tell you again. You kids pipe down and go to sleep. If I hear one more peep for up there I coming up and there will be tears. I’m telling you now.

Honey, would you please do something about these goddamned kids. They’re driving me nuts.\*\*

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/62 "2003-09-28T23:29:27Z")

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::flipping **Spavined Gelding** the finger::

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/63 "2003-09-29T01:26:28Z")

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[Off Topic Aside]  
Y’know, in the spirit of the rule which states that parody threads should have a link to the thread/article/website being parodied, the OP probably oughtta have a disclaimer stuck in by a Mod/Admin so some poor newbie doesn’t wander in here and get shellacked, or think this kinda’ unprovoked shit goes on for real 'round here.  
[/Off Topic Aside]  
Ya dumbass.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/64 "2003-09-29T01:42:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Zenster \*  
> \*\*Bah! If I did, you’d never go back to hamsters wrapped in duct tape. \*\*

Duct tape?

Hmmm… why didn’t I ever think of?

Hmmm…

Carry on, I’ll be back!

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flame-wars-ii/204198/65 "2003-09-29T04:21:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Skeezix \*  
> \*\*[Off Topic Aside]  
> Y’know, in the spirit of the rule which states that parody threads should have a link to the thread/article/website being parodied, the OP probably oughtta have a disclaimer stuck in by a Mod/Admin so some poor newbie doesn’t wander in here and get shellacked, or think this kinda’ unprovoked shit goes on for real 'round here.  
> [/Off Topic Aside]  
> \*\*

All a newbie has to do is wander into ANY Pit thread and state an opinion, they will get the gist of the Pit very quickly. Now, go play bad-cop somewhere else, OK?

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