# Flaming Michelle **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 4, 1999, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281 "1999-12-04T16:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/1 "1999-12-04T16:09:00Z")
She dances a fine line with her newfound fame. C’mon get a shot in for the fair-haired Floridian. All you women jealous of her attention… All you guys who were patently snubbed by her worshipfulness… Anyone else who just _needs_ to post to a “Michelle thread” but hasn’t found an appropriate title… ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/2 "1999-12-04T23:24:00Z")
She has NOT openly said she wants to sleep with me. I mean, what’s her problem? * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![NITWATCH2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@NITWATCH2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NITWATCH2)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/3 "1999-12-05T03:30:00Z")
Hmm … your picture perhaps? * * * The Night Watch always knows things. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/4 "1999-12-05T14:20:00Z")
Fair-haired? I’m brunette! Get it straight, weenie head! (Hey, this is the pit, right?) 🙂 * * * I crave an art that passionately transcends the mundane instead of being a device for self-deception.–Griffin, from The Griffin and Sabine trilogy. ---
**Author:** ![the\_first\_supraliminal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f475e1/32.png) [@the\_first\_supraliminal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_first_supraliminal)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/5 "1999-12-05T16:18:00Z")
I thought Michelle was sooo cute. I think I once masturbated… oh, nevermind. Common knowledge is: I don’t masturbate. * * * There’s always another beer. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 1999, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/6 "1999-12-05T17:12:00Z")
Common knowledge is: You can’t. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/7 "1999-12-06T01:35:00Z")
Flame Michelle? I couldn’t possibly. Now, where’d that “Doing Michelle” thread get to? * * * “That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/8 "1999-12-06T02:45:00Z")
Alright Michelle. You’ve killed my father, liquidated his company and stolen the deed to our treasured family manor. In addition, you’ve poisoned Trent, had an affair with Reverend Schmoop, rigged the election, ruined Jessica’s reputation with dastardly lies and kicked a puppy. You also were seen near the grassy knoll on November 22, 1963. All I want to say to you is this: you win this time. But we’ll be back! * * * “My hovercraft is full of eels.” ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/9 "1999-12-06T03:43:00Z")
BEING MICHELLE Every time I see one of those topics, it drives me crazy thinking that they are about me. . . Cessandra (aka The _Other_ Michelle) * * * Cessandra Why sex is better than religion: No need to rest on Sundays! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/10 "1999-12-06T04:15:00Z")
Cessandra (aka The _other_ White Meat) Heh-heh-heh! ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/11 "1999-12-06T23:56:00Z")
hee-hee-hee! Thank you for making me laugh, ChiefScott! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/12 "1999-12-07T03:25:00Z")
You are most assuredly welcome, pork chop. ---
**Author:** ![EvilGhandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@EvilGhandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilGhandi)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flaming-michelle/3281/13 "1999-12-07T09:57:00Z")
Quoting Michelle, “Get it straight, weenie head!” Good God, she even _flames_ cute.