# Flamsterette, you crossed the line. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 24, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647 "2003-09-24T22:42:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/61 "2003-09-25T01:46:18Z")
**Flam** : A person like you is undeserving of a friend like John. Your actions in that thread were appalling, and I will never be able to see another one of your posts again without thinking that you are little more than a person whose existence _defines_ self-centeredness. [sub]I don’t know who sent the card, either, but anyone who makes the effort to send a card while in those kind of circumstances seems like someone who cares.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bandanaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@Bandanaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bandanaman)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/62 "2003-09-25T01:47:45Z")
There won’t be an explanation, **jar** , but 10 bucks sez tomorrow there’ll be a “I’m leaving” thread. I didn’t even get a birthday card this year, so fuck all of you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/63 "2003-09-25T01:48:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gobear \* > \*\*. . . Well, all I can say is that she has fallen into the “Persons without Breeding” list. > > And that’s a bad list to be on. \*\* Amen, Brother Gobear, amen. I’d generally say that someone who’s really low has the tact of a moose. In this case, I think a moose would be insulted by such a comparison. ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/64 "2003-09-25T01:49:08Z")
That inconsiderate degenerate MILLER somehow got inside my mind and stole my post. I long ago stopped reading anything with the flim FLAM brand on it. Dahling,could she simply BE any more boring? ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/65 "2003-09-25T01:50:01Z")
I’ve never really had anything against Flami before. She was nice to me when I was a shy lurker, but eventually we kinda just stopped talking. No biggie. While I don’t know who this John fellow is (although he sounds mighty respectable) I have had the pleasure of meeting **Tibby** and she is absolutely darling. She’s the furthest thing from a degenerate and that was highly uncalled for, **Flami**. (Oh wow, my first pile on! How exciting!) ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/66 "2003-09-25T01:50:36Z")
Just go the fuck away, already. Frankly, I’m surprised your response to Tiburon wasn’t in [sub] script. You post this shit and then run away. Way to ingratiate yourself. And before you go on about the clique, take to heart that some of the long-time posters around here have been defending your attention-whoring ass for the better part of a year. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/67 "2003-09-25T01:50:57Z")
Uh, guys? Who is John? Please clue in the people who don’t have any idea who you’re talking about. Thanks. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/68 "2003-09-25T01:52:32Z")
You know it’s a right and good pitting when it draws out the old favorites out of lurking. Me also. Good sweet good. What a fucking bitch. “He mispelled my middle name, Tib’s is a degenerate, he didn’t write much. Yeah, he has MS but fuck, it’s my middle name! Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, BITCH, **BITCH!** ” God, my 5 year old neice is more grateful than this Mongolian shit rag. God forbid you don’t get your motherfucking way to your fucking hysteric tee. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/69 "2003-09-25T01:56:12Z")
I’d give anyone on this board a TONGUE kiss if they even KNEW my fucking middle name, much less attempted to spell it. (My birthday is tomorrow, so if you haven’t already sent your card, forget it. You obviously don’t care about me.) ---
**Author:** ![Tiburon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e36b37/32.png) [@Tiburon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiburon)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/70 "2003-09-25T01:57:00Z")
**Aslan of Narnia** , I think we’re all not naming John’s screen name because we don’t want to out his personal information like that. I know it’s a bit annoying to read stuff like this without knowing who the specific person is but that’s the reason we’re being tight-lipped about it. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/71 "2003-09-25T01:59:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*I’d give anyone on this board a TONGUE kiss if they even KNEW my fucking middle name, much less attempted to spell it. > > (My birthday is tomorrow, so if you haven’t already sent your card, forget it. You obviously don’t care about me.) \*\* Dammit, **jarby**. You’ve forced me to spill my secret. Your card from me was to be delivered by a chorus consisting of Brian Urlacher, Till Lindemann, and Vin Diesel with Sinead O’Connor ripping up Brett Favre’s picture as the opening act. Happy birthday! Robin ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/72 "2003-09-25T02:02:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > I’d give anyone on this board a TONGUE kiss if they even KNEW my fucking middle name, much less attempted to spell it. > > (My birthday is tomorrow, so if you haven’t already sent your card, forget it. You obviously don’t care about me.) Sorry, **Jarby** , I was planning to send your card earlier, but I was trying to figure out exactly what name not to put inside it. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/73 "2003-09-25T02:02:50Z")
But do they all know my middle name? I think the answer is no. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/74 "2003-09-25T02:04:05Z")
Anyway, it was a shitty thing to do, regardless if they were a doper or not. And I’d like to wish Jarbaby a hippity hoppity birthday. If you don’t mind me asking, how old will you be? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/75 "2003-09-25T02:04:23Z")
Well, I know your middle name, but I’m so fucking rude I’m just going to go on about the time you sent me lemon bars without wrapping them in 18k gold paper! You rude twat! ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/76 "2003-09-25T02:06:37Z")
Of course we know your middle name: It’s “baby.” (Duh!) ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/77 "2003-09-25T02:07:31Z")
I for one don’t want to know WHOM John is… I would look at his screenname and think “How could he care for that thoughtless piece of fluff?” That being said I just can NOT believe she posted that whine. Good lord woman, my mom woulda bitchslapped me into next month for just thinking it! I just hope I can raise my son better. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/78 "2003-09-25T02:09:18Z")
I will be a spunky 31 tomorrow, and my middle name is Diane. Report to my house for tongue kisses any time after 8:00 am ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/79 "2003-09-25T02:11:23Z")
To echo the sentiments of many around here, I don’t typically pile-on in threads like this. However, I’m making an exception in this case, as it’s certainly warranted. **Flam** , to quote Patrick Swayze in _Road House_, you have “balls big enough to cum in a dump truck.” Are you so goddamned bored that you have to INVENT things to bitch about? Whatever happened to common fuckin’ decency? Someone sends you a birthday card, you fucking **accept it**. If you have a problem, keep it to yourself. I’m not gonna say that I respected you, because I never knew you well enough. However, I WILL say that you had always been civil to me. Here’s hoping, however, that I never hear from you again. If I wanted small-minded-ness, I’ll talk to my family, thank you very much. I expected better of you. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flamsterette-you-crossed-the-line/203647/80 "2003-09-25T02:11:57Z")
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