# Flanderisms **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 14, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446 "2003-10-14T20:36:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446/41 "2003-10-16T00:19:56Z")
“Godspeed, little doodle.” ---
**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446/42 "2003-10-16T00:26:33Z")
Ned: No footlongs please. Maude: I know how they make you feel. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446/43 "2003-10-16T02:28:14Z")
“I’ll take white bread, thank you very much, with a glass of water on the side for dippin’!” To be fair, everything past “…a glass of water” was said in unison by the entire Flanders clan. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446/44 "2003-10-16T02:47:53Z")
_screams like a woman_ Purple drapes! I’ve always wanted purple drapes! _screams like a woman_ ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446/45 "2003-10-16T02:52:58Z")
And Harry Potter and all his friends burned in Hell for practicing witch craft! ---
**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446/46 "2003-10-16T04:01:29Z")
Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style – that’s cucumbers with cottage cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446/47 "2003-10-16T15:53:47Z")
…and God bless the middle man for jacking up the price… ---
**Author:** ![NailBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NailBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NailBunny)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446/48 "2003-10-16T16:19:03Z")
Fine and dandy like sour candy! and \ “If it’s **tangy** and brown, you’re in cider town.”\ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446/49 "2003-10-16T17:35:12Z")
“And, of course, in Canada, the whole thing’s flip-flopped.” -This may be the reason for all the confusion ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446/50 "2003-10-17T21:34:53Z")
**Homer** : Boring! Let’s watch something else. **Rod&Todd** : Aw… **Ned** : Now, boys, Mr. Simpson is the guest. He gets to decide what to watch. **Homer** : Yeah… [Homer flips through channels which all seem to be blank] **Homer** : Hey, what gives? I thought you had a satellite dish. **Ned** : Sure doodily-do. Over 230 channels locked out! _[sup]WITH A NOD TO B. ROBINSON[/SUP]_ ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446/51 "2003-10-17T22:55:56Z")
Get him, Tod! Mercy is for the weak! –from the crazy golf episode, really early. It’s not one of the great lines, but it’s just so before Ned became Ned I thought I’d mention it. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446/52 "2003-10-18T03:32:23Z")
“Now kids, aren’t you glad we don’t believe in vaccinations?” “Yes!” (Rod and Tod, as they lie shivering and pale on the sofa, struck down with the measles or something) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flanderisms/207446.md?page=2)