# Flashing Headlights

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [January 27, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381 "2000-01-27T15:50:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/41 "2000-01-28T06:40:00Z")

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Holy cow! 😃😃😃

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**Author:** ![Mr.Zambezi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Mr.Zambezi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Zambezi)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/42 "2000-01-28T06:43:00Z")

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bwaaaaa haaaaaa…no…please…snort…stop, really…bwaaaaaaaaaahaaaaa…you’re rally killing me

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/43 "2000-01-28T06:48:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I don’t care if it’s an order from God. I’ll post to you whenever I feel like it.

Dang, I wish that had been posted in the free will thread. Woulda proved my point! 😉

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**Author:** ![Glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@Glitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glitch)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/44 "2000-01-28T06:50:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Might I also ask why no other administrator nor moderator has had or has any problem with me, just you?

You haven’t see the toasts sent Nickrz’s way yet, have you? Since Nick is certainly a moderator here, and has had PLENTY of flames I would say you are … hmmm … dead wrong.

So once again you fail to get your facts straight. And then you wonder why nobody takes you seriously?

And if you are going to attack at least do it right (please read my advice on attack in Mormonism). I mean your attacks aren’t supposed to make people laugh!

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**Author:** ![NewtonsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@NewtonsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NewtonsApple)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/45 "2000-01-28T06:53:00Z")

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Provide me a link to those then?  
Seeing as how I havent said anything of any pointor any offense on Nickrz board.

(Slapping Glitch and David in the face with the back of my hand)

Go away KIDS you are bugging debates and talk that were going on. Or at least stay in one thread and make it easier for me to ignore you.

-N

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/46 "2000-01-28T06:53:00Z")

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::sniff, sniff::

Does anybody else think this guy smells like Mikeylikesit?

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**Author:** ![NewtonsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@NewtonsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NewtonsApple)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/47 "2000-01-28T06:57:00Z")

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excuse me? Not, I existed at the same time he did, thus we couldnt be.

And wasnt Scylla, alsmith or Capt Ed or something?

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**Author:** ![NewtonsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@NewtonsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NewtonsApple)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/48 "2000-01-28T06:59:00Z")

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Al you are a backstabber on top of that. As I attempted to assist you in your Gopher plight, and we even conversed on liking each other. I see what kind of people find this board so appealing. Im going back to MPSIMS.

But hey what are internet friends for right?

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**Author:** ![Glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@Glitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glitch)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/49 "2000-01-27T19:02:00Z")

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Gaudere: What did you win? Come on, have you ever been to the race track. You don’t get much for betting on the sure thing … heck with the odds on this one , I think you probably owe me!

I’ll tell you what I’ll give you a free saying from Glitch’s Handy Saying Folder:

“Words that do not match deeds are not important” - Che Guevara

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/50 "2000-01-27T19:04:00Z")

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I particularly love the way NA pretends to have been such a helpful participant in debates around here (this was at least the second time he’s referred to something along those lines) and others just get in the way (especially, apparently, me). Frankly, the only discussion I remember him contributing to was the Boy Scout one, and now I’m going to have to rethink that since I believed he had actually done the research he claimed – now I strongly suspect that was a bad call on my part.

So far, he’s done a great job of ignoring me, as he promised, wouldn’t you all say?

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**Author:** ![Glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@Glitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glitch)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/51 "2000-01-27T19:04:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> (Slapping Glitch and David in the face with the back of my hand)

The pain … the pain! How will I ever deal with the pain of a cyber-slap?

Again, please read my advice on HOW to attack.

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**Author:** ![Glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@Glitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glitch)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/52 "2000-01-27T19:08:00Z")

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[http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000345.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000345.html)

There you go link to a thread flaming Nickrz. I know there are more, but one will suffice as proof by counter-example. What am I saying, like NA has any knowledge of proper logic and reasoning. Do you know what counter-example is? It means that if you make a claim (pick an axiom) and somebody shows something that is in contradiction to the claim then the claim is false.

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**Author:** ![CatInHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@CatInHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatInHat)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/53 "2000-01-27T19:08:00Z")

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> Originally posted by NewtonsApple:  
> **Shining example of the A** hole known as DAVDIB moderator.
> 
> You realize that you are such a world famous ass that people even talk about you on other boards?\*\*

David, you’re famous! I had no idea you were so well-known that your name is on everyone’s lips (or perhaps I should say at everyone’s fingertips). 😉

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Never attribute to malice anything that can be attributed to stupidity.  
– Unknown

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/54 "2000-01-27T19:09:00Z")

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I remember a kid on the local BBSes who used to make threats like NA does. He would act all big and strong on the BBSes, saying he was gonna beat us down, smack us, etc. In real life, he was a puny runt of an immature child. The funniest thing was when he once posted that he was bigger than me and would beat me up. Apparently he’d forgotten that several people on the BBSes knew him in real life…

Why do I suspect something similar here?

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/55 "2000-01-27T19:10:00Z")

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CatInHat said:

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> David, you’re famous! I had no idea you were so well-known that your name is on everyone’s lips (or perhaps I should say at everyone’s fingertips).

Well, yes, I **am** famous! I mean, NA said so. Not that he would ever back up a claim, of course…

What rich fantasy life this kid leads…

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**Author:** ![NewtonsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@NewtonsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NewtonsApple)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/56 "2000-01-27T19:14:00Z")

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I have attempted ignore you David, but you are attempting to ruin every post on every debate I have ever been part of…  
rather inappropriate no?

-N

Plus my adolescent moderator friend, Im 25, hardly a child, though the pedophile in you wishes I were.

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/57 "2000-01-27T19:15:00Z")

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I’m sorry you consider facts to “ruin” your debates, but as I said before, if you didn’t post BS, the stench wouldn’t be mentioned.

As for your claim that you’re 25 – well, if it’s like so many other claims you’ve made here, it’s utter BS. Even if it’s not, your actions speak louder than your claim. You may be 25 physically, but you’re as immature as the child I mentioned above.

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/58 "2000-01-27T19:15:00Z")

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NA:

Yes, you were supportive, civil, and likeable in another thread. Thanks. It’s a shame that’s no longer the case.

Yes, I changed my name from alsmith. So what?

I have nothing to do with Captain Ed.

Our one exchange consisted of me clarifying that I was not angry at DavidB for pointing out my ignorance.

Here. I copied it:

NewttonsApple:  
Thank you for the explanation

```
                I liked Alsmith I didnt want to lose him. David and some others do have a way of
                "assassinating" some folks. Yes I spelled it that way for a reason

                Good to see you will be around though.
Scylla
Member
                   posted 01-17-2000 07:16 PM

                Actually I rather enjoyed the asassination.

                In all fairness there was nothing mean about it all.

                I was horribly wrong in my assertions, and this was clearly proven to me.

                I learned something I'd been in error about for years, and it opened up new knowledge,
                and another area of interest that was unknown to me, so I am not ungrateful.

                One must not hold back when striking a blow against ignorance.

                After reading portions of other threads I can sympathize with their actions.

                I wish to mention this for the record, so that if in the future a certain party were to find
                his backyard suddenly inundated with a certain species of Marmota Monax....

                (ummm. never mind)

                Heh Heh Heh.

```

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Often wrong… NEVER in doubt

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**Author:** ![Mr.Zambezi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Mr.Zambezi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Zambezi)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/59 "2000-01-27T19:15:00Z")

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David, better be careful. NA, may be a puny little kid, but his _maids_ could beat you up.

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**Author:** ![NewtonsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a87d85/32.png) [@NewtonsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NewtonsApple)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flashing-headlights/17381/60 "2000-01-27T19:19:00Z")

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Where Glitch am i mentioned, do I post, or does anyone say JachSh\*t about me in that thread?

Oh yeah nowhere, which makes me wonder, what the hell was the point of that post?

-N

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