# Flavors of Smarties

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flavors-of-smarties/842695>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 30, 2019, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flavors-of-smarties/842695 "2019-10-30T13:06:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flavors-of-smarties/842695/1 "2019-10-30T13:06:25Z")

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In the spirit of Halloween and all things candy, here are the flavors of the classic Smarties colors:

White = Orange-Cream / Yellow = Pineapple / Pink = Cherry / Green = Strawberry / Purple = Grape / Orange = Orange.

Green is strawberry-flavored??? In what universe are strawberries green? And since orange is orange, why is white orange-cream? Why not something like coconut?

Just wondering.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flavors-of-smarties/842695/2 "2019-10-30T13:12:47Z")

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There are not usually any white Smarties. And they come in more colours than that. And they just taste like chocolate.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flavors-of-smarties/842695/3 "2019-10-30T13:16:41Z")

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I quoted only the “classic” Smarties flavors, as listed on their site.

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**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flavors-of-smarties/842695/4 "2019-10-30T14:10:39Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> There are not usually any white Smarties. And they come in more colours than that. And they just taste like chocolate.

The OP is referencing U.S./Canada Smarties, which are a pressed sugar pill type of candy, not the U.K. Smarties. Anyway, the U.S. Smarties seem to have little flavoring in them. The only one I can tell for sure in a blind taste test is the pineapple. There is an Extreme Sour version, but those are hard to find.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flavors-of-smarties/842695/5 "2019-10-30T14:14:02Z")

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> [@california\_jobcase](#):
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> The OP is referencing U.S./Canada Smarties, which are a pressed sugar pill type of candy, not the U.K. Smarties. Anyway, the U.S. Smarties seem to have little flavoring in them. The only one I can tell for sure in a blind taste test is the pineapple. There is an Extreme Sour version, but those are hard to find.

You do realize that Smarties, in Canada, are associated with the UK chocolate ones? US smarties are called rockets in Canada.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flavors-of-smarties/842695/6 "2019-10-30T14:40:04Z")

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> [@california\_jobcase](#):
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> The OP is referencing U.S./Canada Smarties

Just the US. And I knew that, I was making a funny. Ha.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flavors-of-smarties/842695/7 "2019-10-30T14:40:49Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Green is strawberry-flavored??? In what universe are strawberries green?

Green gummy bears are (at least with some brands) also strawberry.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2019, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flavors-of-smarties/842695/8 "2019-10-30T21:48:28Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> There are not usually any white Smarties. And they come in more colours than that. And they just taste like **chocolate**.

You misspelled “chalk”. 😉
