# Flirting with hot sex pics; or MsRobyn turns 1000. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2001, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122 "2001-03-23T07:34:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/1 "2001-03-23T07:34:16Z")
Earlier today **msrobyn** hit her 1000th [post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=64293)! Woo! I have only known Robyn a short time, but I have greatly enjoyed speaking with her and reading her posts. So in appreciation for her cool style (and the fact that she is moving _back_ to Texas) I figured she needed a flirt thread. So bring your favorite flirts in here for a good time. 😃 I brought the video camera! So here is a party hat for everyone, the keg is in the back, and the DJ is pumpin’ some phat beats. I am heading off for a shot and some smokes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/2 "2001-03-23T07:40:55Z")
And she doesn’t look a day older than 666. Hey, someone had to say it:) ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/3 "2001-03-23T07:40:59Z")
Hey! In this last week the MPSIMS has kind of turned into one big flirt&party palace!!! I love it!! Cheers **msrobyn** and thanks **robgruber** for yet another opportunity to go on with it!!! ::opens his 87th can of Guinness in 6 days:: drinks it all up…looks at the whip in his hand left over from TM’s party:: Hey will this thing be any good here??? ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/4 "2001-03-23T07:48:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*And she doesn’t look a day older than 666. > > Hey, someone had to say it:) \*\* Thanks for the compliment (I think). Wow… my ownliest flirt thread… ::MsRobyn goes to the bar and fixes a Shirley Temple:: **WatermelonMan** , whips are always good 😉 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/5 "2001-03-23T08:10:27Z")
So I’ll just say I like your **mind** baby. Travel safe! Redbye ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/6 "2001-03-23T08:11:48Z")
msrobyn, congrats! I baked you a cake for the occasion. I thought about bringing some leftovers but decided that wouldn’t be the best course of action. I’d offer you a cherry for that Shirley Temple but I seem to be out of cherries…hmmmmm. _sidenote, my presence here does not mean this thread should turn into an “all out orgy” thread_ ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/7 "2001-03-23T08:45:28Z")
Congrats, Msrobyn! And I should note at this point that I would appreciate this thread not turning into an all out orgy as well since threads of that nature are notoriously difficult to moderate. So, please keep your slow-motion cybersex to e-mail this time around. [Eutychus55@worldnet.att.net](mailto:Eutychus55@worldnet.att.net), why? ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/8 "2001-03-23T09:10:10Z")
**Eutychus** …you just caused the greatest fit of laughter I got into while sitting like a dork at my desk in the office. I couldn’t count the number of heads that abruptly turned my way! **msrobyn** what else can you offer me o…umm…err…to… drink??? [sub]since this is supposed to [sup]look[/sup]decent… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/9 "2001-03-23T15:31:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \* > **msrobyn** what else can you offer me o…umm…err…to… drink??? > > [sub]since this is supposed to [sup]look[/sup]decent… > 😉 \*\* Let’s see… we’ve got a full bar and a bartender who’s made any kind of drink known to man (and, I think he’s made a few Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters and, if you offer him a generous tip, may be persuaded to part with a shot or two of that 'ol Janx Spirit or a glass of fine Romulan Ale.) So, amble back to the bar, have a little drinky-poo and mingle! Robin ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/10 "2001-03-23T15:41:13Z")
Woo hoo!!! Well since Robyn is the object of this party I guess it’s up to me to bring the brownies and Ice cream…there is some chocolate syrup and whipped cream available too. I will just put it on this nice red velvet tablecloth and hope nothing untoward happens… Oh yeah, and the Rolling Pin sends their best wishes and a Turkey Sandwich…but I threw it away. :Keith wanders over to the bar and gets a Diet Cherry Coke: ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/11 "2001-03-23T16:31:04Z")
Robyn!!! Robynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobynrobyn!!! 1000!!! Woooooo!!! Congratulations, to the Robyn who cheerfully puts up with me in chat! (I promise I won’t perch on your head when you see me on Sunday) ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/12 "2001-03-23T16:53:33Z")
**Queen Robyn!** Congratulations on hitting the big 1000! Lets see: you are witty, wise, sweet and one of my favorite people. I will have to think of something nice to do for you on this occasion. /me drags her hot tub off the truck and sets it up in the backyard. /me brings out a jar of cherries for your Shirley Temples. /me buys a plane ticket for Mel Gobson, and instructs him not to flirt with ANYONE but Robyn. Will that do? Much Love, Cheri ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/13 "2001-03-23T18:03:58Z")
Whoo-hoo!!! Keith, honey, you shouldn’t have thrown it out, you should’ve mailed it to the nearest nuclear waste site for proper disposal. Tigg, you’re always welcome to perch on my head. My head feels naked without you 🙂 Scotti, we miss you in chat. Mel Gobson would be most welcome 😃 And thanks for the kind words. You’re definitely one of my favorite people 🙂 ::Plops a few cherries into her Shirley Temple, ties a knot in a stem with her tongue and sits down in the hot tub. Anyone care to join me?:: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/14 "2001-03-23T18:40:35Z")
I thought I’d point out that msrobyn is now MsRobyn. Namechange with a milestone. ::takes his shirt off and goes to surprise MsRobyn:: ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/15 "2001-03-23T18:43:33Z")
::grabs a Mai Tai and hops in the hot tub:: Don’t worry, I didn’t forget the legions of oiled nekkid beautiful people to play with. ::whistles:: ::watches as a veritable parade of oiled nekkid beautiful people marches in and drapes themselves around the room:: Enjoy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/16 "2001-03-23T19:20:03Z")
I don’t care for hot tubs or this flirting shtuff (online, anyway…) But **MsRobyn** is one of the good ones around here. So I’ll give it a whirl. Hey, bardrinkfixer person, pour some beer on the rocks for me! I brought my new banana thong for the hot tub! What do you guys think? It’s a little to small. But mom said that it still looks regardless, so I decided to wear it. ::slides up to the ladies:: So, bitches…you wanna talk about my hairy back? You don’t know where a stud like me can buy some rubbers, do you? I know chicks love the word “rubbers”. Um…guess what? My toenail fungus is clearing up! Hopefully it won’t be contagious in this hot tub. Oh well, it’s not that bad anyway. Where’d everyone go? ::walks off, wondering why he’s never invited to any of the nekkid threads:: Congrats, MsR! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/17 "2001-03-24T01:10:06Z")
Woo! Nekkid oiled beautiful people draped around the room! Thanks tigg. /me licks tigg thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/18 "2001-03-24T01:28:26Z")
Good for you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/19 "2001-03-24T05:25:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*I thought I’d point out that msrobyn is now MsRobyn. Namechange with a milestone. > > ::takes his shirt off and goes to surprise MsRobyn:: \*\* ::Passing out in the hot tub from the rush of hormones:: **mouthbreather** , didn’t yer momma ever teach you better than to pour beer over ice? Shame on you! _hug_ I have to say this in all sincerity. ::sets her drink down for a minute:: Some of my bestest and closest friends I have on this planet are people I know from this board. I have had the privilege of meeting some of you, will have the privilege of meeting more, and some of you I may never meet. I still consider you my friends. Y’all have taught me so much about a lot of things, some good, some not so good, and some that are downright interesting, and in the process, I’ve learned a lot about myself. OK… I’m gonna stop the speech right here. ::Takes her top off and jumps back in the hot tub with some nekkid oiled beautiful men:: Robin ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting-with-hot-sex-pics-or-msrobyn-turns-1000/59122/20 "2001-03-24T15:25:18Z")
Congrats MsRobyn! 🙂 /me waves hello to everyone, grabs a drink, and hops into the hot tub 🙂 Rose