# Flirting **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400 "2000-03-23T08:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/1 "2000-03-23T08:16:00Z")
Seems to be some going on around here . . . thought it might need its own thread. So why not engage in a popular hobby ? And a darned fun one too ! Its mundane, its pointless, so share ! I’ll start : Hey SwimmingRiddles, you have a very aristocratic beauty. Seems to me you need to be on a throne with a crown on your head and men at you feet. I fall upon my knees . . . 😉 * * * “No one cares how pretty the souffle is, if the appetizer is turds-in-a-blanket.” Bill McNeil, _NewsRadio_ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/2 "2000-03-23T10:50:00Z")
Oh, Moooo-hoooooo-hooooosie 😉 * * * **Coldfire** _Voted **Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk** _ * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/3 "2000-03-23T11:35:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Coldfire: > Oh, Moooo-hoooooo-hooooosie Talk about music to my ears! Damn, you sure know how to talk to women, Coldy Clogs 😉 * * * “I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/4 "2000-03-23T12:45:00Z")
Hey, goddammit! You guys are marching on my turf. I was voted “Biggest Flirt - Male.” I think I just add a new sig line this post and my work here will be done. * * * Spank me, I’ve been naughty. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/5 "2000-03-23T13:48:00Z")
woooo hoooo Oh Spoke…where are you??? * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/6 "2000-03-23T14:01:00Z")
So many men, so litle time. ::psycat bats her eyelashes at the next man that walks in the room:: * * * I will not use abbrev. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/7 "2000-03-23T14:28:00Z")
Damn, I like this thread. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/8 "2000-03-23T14:42:00Z")
I’ve never done this on the mb before… well Hey psy, how YOU doing?? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/9 "2000-03-23T14:47:00Z")
oh, yeah, I forgot, Nice home page brooke, you look fine!!! :: unashamedly flirting :: ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/10 "2000-03-23T15:07:00Z")
::blushing:: Thanks. Want half of my black market Twinkie? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/11 "2000-03-23T15:21:00Z")
'kay… wanna cup of Cap Colombie coffee? fresh brew? * * * “I’m a rebel, soul rebel. I’m a capturer, soul adventurer” ~Bob Marley ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/12 "2000-03-23T15:22:00Z")
Get a room. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/13 "2000-03-23T15:29:00Z")
## _waiting for Vestal Blue to find this thread…_😉 Winner, SDMB’s Biggest FEMALE Chat Addict (Happy, Jophiel?) “Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.” ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Naked](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Buck\_Naked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Naked)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/14 "2000-03-23T16:02:00Z")
uh…excuse me…did you wash those pants in DAWN “no why?” because I can see myself in them…SLAP!!!.. uh excuse me are your feet tired…SLAP!!! (sits back down) * * * I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/15 "2000-03-23T16:29:00Z")
No, no, no, Buck. Trust me, I’ve heard this one. It’s: “Is there a mirror in your back pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.” Makes me cringe just remembering. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/16 "2000-03-23T16:32:00Z")
Fine, fine… Oh, ChefTro-oy! {batting eyelashes} Yoo hoo! 😉 Esprix, who doubts he’ll even see this thread * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/17 "2000-03-23T16:48:00Z")
:::tears of laughter at Buck Naked ::: * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/18 "2000-03-23T16:54:00Z")
hey brooke, If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? _wearing his 70’s creme leisure suit and limegreen polyester tie_ * * * “I’m a rebel, soul rebel. I’m a capturer, soul adventurer” ~Bob Marley ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/19 "2000-03-23T17:29:00Z")
Wrong thread, John. [Pick Up Lines](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006383.html) ---
**Author:** ![KarmaComa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e36b37/32.png) [@KarmaComa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarmaComa)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/20 "2000-03-23T17:47:00Z")
any female wanna cyber with a 19/m? any female wanna cyber with a 19/m? any female wanna cyber with a 19/m? any female wanna cyber with a 19/m? any female wanna cyber with a 19/m? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400.md?page=2)