# Flirting **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400 "2000-03-23T08:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Thing\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Thing\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_1)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/21 "2000-03-23T17:50:00Z")
Hey folks. Is Ruffian in here? No? Maybe I’ll hang out a while and see if she shows. John ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Roberts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Roberts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Roberts)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/22 "2000-03-24T06:05:00Z")
I know that Princess Buttercup is somewhere around here. “Hi honey.” ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/23 "2000-03-24T06:10:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Falcon: > \*\*_waiting for Vestal Blue to find this thread…_😉 > > \*\* YO! Babycakes! Where you been all my life, honey? Just got a new flightsuit; wanna see it? _Bat bat!_ * * * VB Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ---
**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/24 "2000-03-24T06:16:00Z")
a/s/l? * * * TMR “You should apologize for using up oxygen and other essential supplies that are desperately needed for survival by banana slugs.” – Judith Bandsma ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/25 "2000-03-24T06:52:00Z")
WOW!! Can you fell the sexual tension in this thread??? I like it! 😉 * * * Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/26 "2000-03-23T19:00:00Z")
Giving all the lovely ladies _the look_. :o ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/27 "2000-03-23T19:01:00Z")
::Giving all the lovely ladies _the look_:: :o * * * Whether you’re fat or slim bubble your ting. Fellas if you need help, use ginseng. –Wyclef Jean ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/28 "2000-03-23T19:05:00Z")
::Giving all the lovely ladies _the look_:: :o * * * Whether you’re fat or slim bubble your ting. Fellas if you need help, use ginseng. –Wyclef Jean ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/29 "2000-03-23T19:22:00Z")
::Giving all the lovely ladies _the look_:: :o * * * Whether you’re fat or slim bubble your ting. Fellas if you need help, use ginseng. –Wyclef Jean ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/30 "2000-03-23T23:31:00Z")
Well hello dere **ultress**!!! [In best Pepe LePew voice:] Come wiz me to zee Casbah…And on its dark and mysterious byways, you will learn zee ways of love… Oohhhh amour… ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/31 "2000-03-23T23:33:00Z")
I’m far too dark and mysterious to need to overtly flirt. I can lick my eyebrows. * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) “I never meant to hurt you,” you said, And buried yourself in lies instead. Next time I would rather be slain, Than forced to bear your mercy again. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/32 "2000-03-23T23:36:00Z")
Yeah, what MadPoet said. I have a black belt in Lick Fu. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/33 "2000-03-23T23:56:00Z")
AAhhh Spoke, you have such a way with words, and that accent. :::faints dead away:::: * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/34 "2000-03-24T00:06:00Z")
:::Reviving ultress with gentle kisses::: Awake, my little lotus blossom…Zeee Casbah awaits! ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/35 "2000-03-24T00:14:00Z")
Oubliez ce misérable charlatan **spoke-**! Un vrai artisan et poète de la langue française apparaît, et enchante votre oreille avec ses murmures langoureux. “Mademoiselle, vous êtes plus belle que la lune, vos yeux brillent plus fort que le soleil. Joignez-vous à moi pour une nuit d’extase!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/36 "2000-03-24T00:20:00Z")
Damn! Busted! OK, I’ll use my own idiom. You shore got purty hair, ultress!! Wanna got out to the barn and hunt eggs with me? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/37 "2000-03-24T00:23:00Z")
Ooooooooooooh Arnold! :fans herself: * * * “I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/38 "2000-03-24T00:32:00Z")
Moosie, you mean that those web translators really work? (rushing off to get the translation for “You shore get purty hair, wanna hunt eggs with me”) ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/39 "2000-03-24T00:35:00Z")
Arnold, I _am_ a translator. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/40 "2000-03-24T00:43:00Z")
Translation: “When you ain’t got no casbah, you gotta make do.” * * * –As useless as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400.md?page=3)