# Flirting **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400 "2000-03-23T08:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/41 "2000-03-24T01:20:00Z")
Hey! How come no one called me?! ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/42 "2000-03-24T01:26:00Z")
No, Moosie, I was joking that _I_ had used a web translator. Nothing worse than a joke that falls flat. I … (splat! a tomato hits him in the face.) I need to go clean up now. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/43 "2000-03-24T01:27:00Z")
P.S. I already knew you’re a translator, you told me in an e-mail once. (batting eyelashes) ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/44 "2000-03-24T01:33:00Z")
It only fell flat because I knew you spoke and wrote French. I feel silly now :o ---
**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/45 "2000-03-24T03:11:00Z")
Flirting ? Did someone say flirting ? You can’t have flirting without me ! MadPoet, if I were 20 years younger, you would be in trouble ! Ohhh Ursa Major, are you that tall all over ? Wally, ok I got the room, heres the key. Ok thats enough flirting for one post. * * * 32 Bit Operating System 02 Bit Operator ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/46 "2000-03-24T03:18:00Z")
Uh sorry folks , that was me not Lion, darn cookies ! * * * " The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference." Elie Wiesel Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that) ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/47 "2000-03-24T05:16:00Z")
ooooo Ultress, a southern belle, my fave ! You need to be kissed. A lot. By someone who knows how to do it right. The fragrance of love, ah tis lovely. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/48 "2000-03-24T05:50:00Z")
If I were single, I’d say: Oh Handy…let’s see how nimble those finger are! Ursa Major…wanna come hibernate in my cave? SingleDad…mmmm…you’ve got promise! But I’m married, so I’ll let you guys have a [look]([http://www.sammivision.com/my](http://www.sammivision.com/my) family.htm), just to be a tease. 😉 * * * A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. —Zsa Zsa Gabor ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/49 "2000-03-24T06:13:00Z")
Hi there! hehehehe! I just arrived, been gone too long I see! I may be married, but I love to flirt! I was looking for VB, but I can see he’s busy with Falcon over there. sigh. the story of my life… ☹ So, UncleBeer, I’ll spank you, come over here! hey, psy, you stole my line… Demo! Glad to see you here! hey, MadPoet, can you really? can I watch? Lexi, dear, I’m right here!! I was looking for you too! Okay, I guess that’s enough flirting for one post.\ sorry, Ayesha. to steal your line. 🙂 * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/50 "2000-03-24T06:15:00Z")
Bahahaha. That’s my Grandmother. Let’s see if this works: [http://www.sammivision.com/pictures.htm](http://www.sammivision.com/pictures.htm) Sorry if I freaked you out. * * * A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. —Zsa Zsa Gabor ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/51 "2000-03-24T07:00:00Z")
Sue, that pic of your little girl has put a smile on my face that will last all night. That expression is simply priceless. LOL 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/52 "2000-03-24T07:20:00Z")
Nothingman…Thanks! She’s wicked cute. Did you see _this_ priceless shot? [http://www.sammivision.com/sammi-1.htm](http://www.sammivision.com/sammi-1.htm) WARNING: Nudity! * * * A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. —Zsa Zsa Gabor ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/53 "2000-03-24T07:32:00Z")
🙂 Lovely family you have there. (Gee never thought I would say **that** while “flirting”.) ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/54 "2000-03-24T07:39:00Z")
Hey, that is supposed to be a secret! Please don’t tell all the other guys that the way to a woman’s heart is through her family! :::NothingMan becomes Sue’s alternate should hubby kick the bucket::: * * * A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. —Zsa Zsa Gabor ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/55 "2000-03-24T07:42:00Z")
Mah momma tole me to come o’er here and tell you yure purty. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/56 "2000-03-24T09:02:00Z")
So, how **you** doin’? I’m thinkin’ I should be moving over the bay area ;). Keep your fingers crossed ladies. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/57 "2000-03-24T09:41:00Z")
So . . . uh, just how healthy is hubby ? Just kiddin. You two look very happy. Perhaps someday i will find that SO too. BTW, where is SwimmingRiddles ? Geez, its like she _sleeps_ at night or something . . . ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/58 "2000-03-24T12:41:00Z")
Well I am SINGLE so I can flirt away. Hey, [Bold] SPOKE [/Bold] I even have my own basket for the eggs sweetie. * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/59 "2000-03-24T12:42:00Z")
ok, who wants to tell me how to do the bold, since I seem to have forgotten how * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/60 "2000-03-24T14:07:00Z")
Heya **ultress**! I think there may be some eggs up in the hay loft… ::waggling eyebrows:: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400.md?page=4)