# Flirting **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400 "2000-03-23T08:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/61 "2000-03-24T14:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Esprix: > \*\*Fine, fine… > > Oh, ChefTro-oy! {batting eyelashes} Yoo hoo! 😉 > > Esprix, who doubts he’ll even see this thread > \*\* Hey cutie pie, can I push your stool in for you? (I know…ewwwwwwww…but I heard that the other day and I don’t know where else I’ll ever get to use it.) Let me try again: _saucy wink_ Hey, wanna get dressed up and come to the midnight show of “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” with me? You can be one of the drag queens and I’ll be the bus. Chef Troy, who ALWAYS sees threads like this. * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/62 "2000-03-24T14:24:00Z")
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. No more fucking ABBA. This has been a Priscilla moment. It was brought to you by three Australian drag queens in the desert, one straight chick in Vermont, and the number 5. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/63 "2000-03-24T16:33:00Z")
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. No more fucking ABBA. This has been a Priscilla moment. It was brought to you by three Australian drag queens in the desert, one straight chick in Vermont, and the number 5. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/64 "2000-03-24T16:35:00Z")
pardon my double post. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/65 "2000-03-24T16:43:00Z")
_Sigh_. Looks like Falcon flirted and left. Yo! Purplebear! You are beary cute! Wanna hibernate with me? _wink wink_ * * * VB Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/66 "2000-03-24T17:06:00Z")
\ Why, thank you, my sweet! I’ll come hibernate with you anytime…_wink wink_ * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/67 "2000-03-24T17:16:00Z")
Alright! See you in the Fall honey! Being a bright sunshiny day in Boise, VB strolls jauntily out to his plane, zipping up his flightsuit on the way…“Now for some aerobatics…” * * * VB Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/68 "2000-03-24T17:34:00Z")
Well, I’m not much of a flirt. Usually I just walk into a room, and the women come to me. So, here goes… ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/69 "2000-03-24T17:36:00Z")
…ahem… ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/70 "2000-03-24T17:45:00Z")
::: whistling softly :::::: ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/71 "2000-03-24T17:45:00Z")
\ 😉 Oh, Vestal, dear… wait up! \ That has GOT to hurt! :o * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/72 "2000-03-24T17:50:00Z")
Never mind. _Sniff_ ::: Backs up slowly to the door. ::: ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/73 "2000-03-24T17:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by ReservoirDog: > **Well, I’m not much of a flirt. Usually I just walk into a room, and the women come to me. So, here goes…** OH, my! I’m so sorry, I was momentarily distracted by VB, but since he’s leaving anyway… Hello! RD, how are you today?? 😉 * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/74 "2000-03-25T06:05:00Z")
[BlatantEgoBoostingInProgress]Hey, I’m having a bad hair day. Could someone tell me I have an Aristocratic beauty to bolster my self-esteem?[/BlatantEgoBoostingInProgress] ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/75 "2000-03-25T06:18:00Z")
VB sticks is head back in the door briefly: Ok Swimming, You have an aristocratic beauty that takes my breath away; kinda like Eve. Oh, and honey, a flight helmet hides a multitude of sins! _grin_ (VB ducks as swimming throws a hairstyle magazine at him) * * * VB Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/76 "2000-03-25T06:36:00Z")
## Yes, Swimming, you do. Most aristocratic! _sigh_ Much prettier than I am. _sigh_ I’m not jealous, no, not me…_sigh_ There, does that make you feel better now? I meant it too. 🙂 You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/77 "2000-03-25T06:49:00Z")
Oh, but purplebear, that picture was taken before I lost my cool glasses and when I was having a fantastic hair day. Now my hair can’t decide if it wants to be frizzy or lifelessly straight, I am bloated, my eyes are puffy because my cat woke me up at 5:00, and I couldn’t get back to sleep. I am not as that picture makes me appear. But thanks, I needed that! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/78 "2000-03-24T19:16:00Z")
Hmmm the loft sounds like an excellent place to start, plenty of hay. * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/79 "2000-03-24T19:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **Chef Troy** : > > Hey cutie pie, can I push your stool in for you? :rolleyes: I’d have gotten up and walked out of the bar at that point! 😛 > [@](#): > > _saucy wink_ Hey, wanna get dressed up and come to the midnight show of “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert” with me? You can be one of the drag queens and I’ll be the bus. Ooo, how coy. 😉 As long as **I** get to be the cock in a frock on a rock! Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/80 "2000-03-24T19:41:00Z")
OK **ultress** …you head on up the ladder first. I’ll be right behind you…er…in case you slip or something… 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400.md?page=5)