# Flirting **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400 "2000-03-23T08:16:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/121 "2000-03-27T15:48:00Z")
Such a nice touch you have there \*\* Spoke \*\*. Thank you so much for the wine. I suggest we forego the egg search. * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/122 "2000-03-27T15:57:00Z")
WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!! _Ahem_ …Errr… I mean: _As you wish, m’lady!_😉 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/123 "2000-03-27T16:49:00Z")
I think it would be much nicer to just sit back on the hay and enjoy that bottle of wine, have a nice conversation, see what we have in common. * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/124 "2000-03-27T17:39:00Z")
:::Struggling to keep hormones in check::: Uh…How 'bout them Devils? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/125 "2000-03-27T17:43:00Z")
woooo I just love a man with raging hormones. Puts a fire in their eyes. * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/126 "2000-03-28T06:03:00Z")
:::Peering around the loft at the teeming millions of curious onlookers::: I fear it is only a matter of time until we are told to get a room! (Or else start a separate exhibitionist thread…) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/127 "2000-03-28T06:11:00Z")
I think I’d rather have the room than start another thread. * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/128 "2000-03-27T19:23:00Z")
\ _sigh_ alone again, naturally. * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/129 "2000-03-27T20:46:00Z")
wow. I appear to be getting rather good at killing threads. \ * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/130 "2000-03-27T20:54:00Z")
HEY!!! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS??? Hmmmm… Sure is dark in here… (Awright!! Make-out time!!) _bump_ **ultress**? Is that you? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/131 "2000-03-27T20:57:00Z")
Good Lord, all this rampant heterosexuality. Can’t you people keep it in the bedroom where it belongs? 😛 Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/132 "2000-03-27T21:06:00Z")
Well, Esprix honey, just lure Cheffy back here! 🙂 And hmpf, purplebear…apparently Vestal flirted and left for BOTH of us! Sheesh! * * * Winner, SDMB’s Biggest FEMALE Chat Addict (Happy, Jophiel?) “Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.” ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/133 "2000-03-27T21:31:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Falcon: > \*\* > > And hmpf, purplebear…apparently Vestal flirted and left for BOTH of us! Sheesh! > > \*\* \< With Dignity \> Hmpf, yourself, sassy bird! I waited and waited and waited for you. You just took too long in the bathroom… Anyway, I’m back now; My flightsuit was nice and crisp when I wanted to show it to you, but now it’s a little damp and sticking to me in places; cockpits can get hot at times. * * * VB Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/134 "2000-03-27T21:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Vestal Blue: > \*\* > Anyway, I’m back now; My flightsuit was nice and crisp when I wanted to show it to you, but now it’s a little damp and sticking to me in places; cockpits can get hot at times. > > \*\* There you are, VB!! I’ve been looking everywhere for you! Glad you’re finally back! 😉 Now, I just have to ask you, just where, exactly, is your suit sticking to you??? Hmmm??? 😉 hehehehe! Come here, and have a drink with me. * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![Roland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Roland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/135 "2000-03-27T21:48:00Z")
Being new around here and reading these posts…I would love to know what takes place at the live meetings! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/136 "2000-03-27T21:52:00Z")
Ah well, looks like purp got to VB before I did…_sniffle_ I’ll just meander over here to the corner… * * * Winner, SDMB’s Biggest FEMALE Chat Addict (Happy, Jophiel?) “Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.” ---
**Author:** ![Princess\_Buttercup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b5ac83/32.png) [@Princess\_Buttercup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princess_Buttercup)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/137 "2000-03-27T22:10:00Z")
Oh, Dread Pirate Roberts… (lowering gaze)… You may take me now, later, or _as you wish._ ---
**Author:** ![Princess\_Buttercup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b5ac83/32.png) [@Princess\_Buttercup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princess_Buttercup)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/138 "2000-03-27T22:14:00Z")
Oh, Dread Pirate Roberts… (lowering gaze)… You may take me now, later, or _as you wish._ ---
**Author:** ![Princess\_Buttercup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b5ac83/32.png) [@Princess\_Buttercup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princess_Buttercup)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/139 "2000-03-27T22:15:00Z")
To my beloved Dread Pirate Roberts… (lowering gaze)… You may take me now, later, or _as you wish._ ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400/140 "2000-03-27T23:41:00Z")
Who turned out the lights??? :::grabs \*\* Spoke’s \*\* arm and hangs on::: * * * _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirting/15400.md?page=8)