# Flirtrooms:Iceland politely requesteth **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 26, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070 "2005-02-26T23:54:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070/61 "2005-03-02T03:59:29Z")
So **Casey** how you… Bah, it’s just too much work. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070/62 "2005-03-02T04:09:03Z")
[Here ya go, Iceland.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=260533) Don’t want you to be all skeevy about, you know, asking a guy for their phone number, so you can, you know, be friends without coming across as being all, like, gay and like. ---
**Author:** ![aurelian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f4b2a3/32.png) [@aurelian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurelian)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070/63 "2005-03-02T04:18:49Z")
In a similar vein, I would also like to request that only 5’11’’-6’5’’ heterosexual non-religious male polyglots, ages 23-33 flirt with me from here on out. I’m sorry to be so picky, and I do hope I don’t offend anyone, but since I am just so attractive I really must limit my admirers somehow. It is just so difficult being as universally attractive as I, you see. \ I must sound snooty to some of you, you innocents that do not understand what a _challenge_ life can be when one must constantly be kicking off some pathetic soul that has clung to one’s perfectly formed leg, desperately hoping for a shred of attention. Your attention is appreciated in this matter. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070/64 "2005-03-02T04:20:41Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > If you would like to continue flirting with me, I’ll need to see a genetic profile sheet, signed by 3 doctors and notarized twice, to confirm that you are indeed female. Further, I will need to see three seperate Kinsey reports from 3 independent doctors verifying your heterosexual tendencies, should your genetic profile prove your femininity. Wow, that’s the exact same reaction I get in bars! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070/65 "2005-03-02T04:25:53Z")
Ah, raging hormones, is there no shit they can’t stir up? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070/66 "2005-03-02T04:39:24Z")
You know, **Iceland** , why don’t you do what our very own \*\*tomndebb \*\* suggested and put your sex in your location? Like: Location: North/None :smack: Sorry, I meant Location: North/male See? The onus is on you to tell people you’re a male, not for us to remember, so try it out. ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070/67 "2005-03-02T04:41:09Z")
> [@aurelian](#): > > It is just so difficult being as universally attractive as I, you see. \ I totally know what you mean. Its gets so bothersome when the female fans start tossing panties at me. I sniffed once… … thats right… two days later… VD… sigh… 😃 Oh, and Doper females who want to flirt with me, must be \*this \* (holds arms apart) pretty. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070/68 "2005-03-02T04:45:37Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > Wow, that’s the exact same reaction I get in bars! :eek: Now, I can’t believe that! Judging by the posts of yours I’ve run across, you seem like a very cool and witty person. Methinks you don’t strike out very often, unless you choose to. (Not a flirt. NO WAY was that a flirt. NOT from me, no way) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070/69 "2005-03-02T04:51:12Z")
> [@Keapon Laffin](#): > > I totally know what you mean. > Its gets so bothersome when the female fans start tossing panties at me. > > I sniffed once… > > … thats right… two days later… VD… sigh… > 😃 > > Oh, and Doper females who want to flirt with me, must be \*this \* (holds arms apart) pretty. Well, I was considering flirting with you, then you said you had VD. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![aurelian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f4b2a3/32.png) [@aurelian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurelian)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070/70 "2005-03-02T04:55:42Z")
I just realized something: **Iceland Blue** sounds like the name of one of those awful ‘malternative’ beverages. \ A spare, rectangular minimalist swimming pool. Everything is tinted a cold blue. An attractive Nordic woman (very blond, slim, darting icy blue eyes) in a sparkling sapphire-blue swimsuit (and stiletto heels, of course) lays down on a modernist lounge chair. Zoom-in: a perfectly-manicured hand, with a huge sapphire ring reaches over to a small tray table, and picks up… an \ ice-cold, refreshing _ICELAND BLUE_. Sounds of waves crashing and a faint image of the ocean in background. Camera pulls back. We see her putting the bottle back down as a well-muscled Swede walks slowly towards her. \ ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070/71 "2005-03-02T06:00:50Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Iceland\_Blue** _ > > Or as you pointed out before,they may assume from my neutral name that I am female and not realize until it’s too late… Too late? _Too late?!_ What exactly do you think is going to happen to you in a “flirt thread” in **MPSIMS**? Never mind . . . it was a rhetorical question. This thread has gone from the ridiculous to the sublime. :rolleyes: **Cajun Man** for the SDMB [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/flirtrooms-iceland-politely-requesteth/292070.md?page=3)