# Florida Man, the worst superhero ever **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 20, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/florida-man-the-worst-superhero-ever/826437 "2018-12-20T18:47:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/florida-man-the-worst-superhero-ever/826437/81 "2025-05-30T00:59:22Z")
> [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](#): > > **Drunken Florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti into his mouth, yelling outside Olive Garden** That sounds like a normal Olive Garden customer to me. I guess the standards of behavior are higher in Florida. ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/florida-man-the-worst-superhero-ever/826437/82 "2025-05-30T02:37:58Z")
**Florida man tries to conceal $1,000 cash in rectum, deputies say** > [Deputies] said they found a large wad of cash and some marijuana on Stokes’ person. > Deputies said the cash was missing by the time they got to the jail. Then they noticed $20 bills “falling from Stokes’ buttocks area,” according to the Sheriff’s Office. “After a necessary but undesirable process for everyone involved, [detention deputies] located $1,090.00 in U.S. currency hidden in Stokes’ rectum,” the agency wrote in a Facebook post. I really can’t think of any quip that would make this story funnier than it already is. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/florida-man-the-worst-superhero-ever/826437/83 "2025-05-30T17:50:48Z")
The man’s name is Arthur Thomas Miller. (Not really but that would be pretty funny.) ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/florida-man-the-worst-superhero-ever/826437/84 "2025-05-31T03:02:48Z")
I got “Florida Man Takes a Bullet to the Penis” and “Florida woman makes bomb threat to halt boyfriend’s urine test, police say” That’s plenty of excitement for one day, jeez ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/florida-man-the-worst-superhero-ever/826437/85 "2026-09-21T03:28:32Z")
Mike Birbiglia jokes a man died during a cockroach eating contest. Then says, I know, what part of Florida was he from? Then names the part of Florida where he was from… > **[MSN](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/florida-man-dies-from-choking-on-live-cockroaches-in-sick-eating-contest/ar-AA1RlHOo)** ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/florida-man-the-worst-superhero-ever/826437/86 "2026-09-21T03:52:24Z")
> **[Florida man bought a nightclub while manic then became homeless](https://www.themarysue.com/florida-man-bought-a-nightclub-while-manic-it-ended-in-homelessness/)** > > He impulsively purchased a nightclub for fun. After a series of other questionable decisions, he lost everything. > Florida man bought a nightclub while manic. It ended in homelessness > He bought a nightclub for the plot. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/florida-man-the-worst-superhero-ever/826437/87 "2026-09-21T04:57:17Z")
Let’s be fair. As a watcher of police bodycam videos on YouTube, I can tell you that there is also the amazing phenomenon of Florida Woman! I don’t know if they eat bugs, but they can definitely manage to turn a traffic stop for a minor traffic violation into an arrest and felony conviction. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/florida-man-the-worst-superhero-ever/826437.md?page=4)