# FloriDopers: How long before Crist gets outed?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-how-long-before-crist-gets-outed/442273>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 21, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-how-long-before-crist-gets-outed/442273 "2008-03-21T21:42:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-how-long-before-crist-gets-outed/442273/21 "2008-03-24T14:19:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Lama Pacos]  
Huh? Is asceticism strongly correlated with gayness or something?  
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No; but accumulation is strongly correlated with domesticity. And domesticity is mainly – not exclusively, by any means, but mainly – a straight folks’ game.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-how-long-before-crist-gets-outed/442273/22 "2008-03-24T14:44:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Simplicio]  
My gf says that we’ll know he’s gunning for the VP slot if he very publicly starts dating some female celebrity and making out in front of the cameras.

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Like [this](http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/2007-05-31/news/charlie-on-the-town)?

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> The Florida media was awash last week in reports that Charlie Crist, Florida governor and bachelor, is romancing a former beauty queen who starred on the gross-out TV program Fear Factor and will soon vye in a reality show for the title of “America’s Hottest Mom.”

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-how-long-before-crist-gets-outed/442273/23 "2008-03-24T14:53:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Anomalous Reading]  
Recent trends are that Dems get caught with women, Repubs with guys… kinda odd, that…  
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Solution’s obvious, isn’t it? Right-wingers need to start letting themselves get caught with hookers.

“Hey, he may have trouble keeping his pecker in his pants, but at least he’s dipping it in the right inkwell! Haw haw haw!”

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