[QUOTE=Lama Pacos]
Huh? Is asceticism strongly correlated with gayness or something?
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No; but accumulation is strongly correlated with domesticity. And domesticity is mainly – not exclusively, by any means, but mainly – a straight folks’ game.
[QUOTE=Simplicio]
My gf says that we’ll know he’s gunning for the VP slot if he very publicly starts dating some female celebrity and making out in front of the cameras.
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Like this?
[QUOTE=Anomalous Reading]
Recent trends are that Dems get caught with women, Repubs with guys… kinda odd, that…
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Solution’s obvious, isn’t it? Right-wingers need to start letting themselves get caught with hookers.
“Hey, he may have trouble keeping his pecker in his pants, but at least he’s dipping it in the right inkwell! Haw haw haw!”