FloriDopers: How long before Crist gets outed?

No; but accumulation is strongly correlated with domesticity. And domesticity is mainly – not exclusively, by any means, but mainly – a straight folks’ game.

Like this?

Solution’s obvious, isn’t it? Right-wingers need to start letting themselves get caught with hookers.

“Hey, he may have trouble keeping his pecker in his pants, but at least he’s dipping it in the right inkwell! Haw haw haw!”