# FloriDopers - Shall we give me a going away party?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-shall-we-give-me-a-going-away-party/230081>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 19, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-shall-we-give-me-a-going-away-party/230081 "2004-02-19T22:16:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-shall-we-give-me-a-going-away-party/230081/121 "2004-03-31T03:15:57Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> **Bear** , I certainly hope you’re not having impure thoughts about my baby… because she’d probably kick your butt.

But it’s okay to have impure thoughts about you, right? Or is that reserved for the guy in Ohio who writes the strange stuff in MPSIMS every Monday Morning?

Not saying, just checking is all.  
Oh, and **RNATB** , I’m still working out whether that was a compliment or slam.

On a side note, is anyone in Tampa or environs interested in attending the [Bern’s Winefest](http://www.bernssteakhouse.com/wf_ticketinfo.asp) the previous weekend? I’m seriously considering the Saturday luncheon or the Sunday Grand tasting. Probably do Sunday since it’s more on wine tasting. I’d love to partner up with someone for that, so if you’re interested put something here or kick me an email.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-shall-we-give-me-a-going-away-party/230081/122 "2004-03-31T10:54:21Z")

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**Shibb** , how could _anyone_ have impure thought about me? I’m nice and wholesome and all that stuff! Even that guy in Ohio knows that, for ours is a special relationship. That means no money changes hands or anything… 😃

But if you wanna think naughty things about me, have a ball. Who am I to control your thought process??

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-shall-we-give-me-a-going-away-party/230081/123 "2004-03-31T11:07:48Z")

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Okay, I’m in. Would someone please summarize for me the location and time? And what do I bring?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-shall-we-give-me-a-going-away-party/230081/124 "2004-03-31T11:46:50Z")

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**screech** , I’ll be starting a new thread next week with all the pertinent details. Be on the lookout!

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-shall-we-give-me-a-going-away-party/230081/125 "2004-03-31T11:49:08Z")

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Yay!

Jeez, **FCM** , I finally get back on line and here you are moving away… ☹

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/floridopers-shall-we-give-me-a-going-away-party/230081/126 "2004-03-31T12:24:39Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> **Shibb** , how could _anyone_ have impure thought about me? I’m nice and wholesome and all that stuff! Even that guy in Ohio knows that, for ours is a special relationship. That means no money changes hands or anything… 😃
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> But if you wanna think naughty things about me, have a ball. Who am I to control your thought process??

When I say “impure”, I’m thinking more about you being diluted in a solution or otherwise being impure with minor inert elements. What is this naughtiness that you’re going on about?

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